I have a worrying suspicion that you may mean you’re taking the head off the shower hose and inserting it to use it as an anal douche?
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A whole new range of designs by Seven til Midnight means a whole new set of lingerie reviews! Known for their quality and attention to detail, Seven til Midnight have attracted a loyal band of followers who love their collection of figure-flattering designs. Seven til Midnight blends classically sexy looks with fashionable details, all of which are designed to flatter the figure and accentuate the positives.
To celebrate Lovehoney's new look, we're giving you the chance to win a pack of goodies designed to bring you sexual happiness.
All you need to to do be in with a chance to win, head on over to Twitter and send us a tweet starting:
@Lovehoney - sexual happiness is...
Finish off the sentence for a chance to win - be inventive, as the best answer will win a fantastic Sexual Happiness Bundle worth over £50!
THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. Congratulations to winner @bubblefishy who said "@Lovehoney - sexual happiness is giving and receiving pleasure from someone you love (even if it's yourself)."
Our Sexual Happiness Bundle is worth over £50 and has been specially selected to ensure maximum pleasure. The winner will receive:
Safe and pleasurable sex is on the agenda in this weeks Sex Toys TV Highlights as Lovehoney's Annabelle Knight takes a look at the Durex Love Box condom range, featuring colourful yet discreet boxes containing an assortment of Durex condoms to carry with you at all times - whether in your handbag or pocket. We're also joined by Richie Bowles from Skins condoms, talking us through the fantastic range of high quality, ultra-thin and textured condom varieties available at Lovehoney. Get Free UK Delivery on all Sex Toys at Lovehoney.
Perfect for your handbag or pocket, the Durex Love Box contains three Durex condoms in either ultra fine Durex Elite or textured Durex Pleasuremax varieties depending on your preference.
Find out more: Durex Love Box Feeling Condoms (3 Pack)
Richie Bowles talks to Sex Toys TV about the fantastic range of Skins condoms.
Find out more: Skins Condoms (100 Pack)
Erectile dysfunction and impotence are the plague of many a man's penis, and with so many 'wonder drugs' flooding the market we've come up with this handy guide to help you decide which ones will help you have better sex.
Viagra has been hailed by millions as the original Little Blue Pill. But how much do we really know about this pill which has been flying off the shelves for over a decade? Like most drugs, there are natural alternatives found in nature to the chemicals used to create Viagra, but most people are unaware of these other choices and continue to seek out Viagra. This guide takes a look at alternatives that could be just as effective without the health implications or growing price tag of Viagra.
Party hats and poppers at the ready! We've got an extra special reason to have that Friday feeling today...
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Our Customer Care Manager Matt says:
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Whether lounging on a white sand beach, snuggled up in a mountain retreat or creating a rural love nest together, your honeymoon will be packed with memorable moments and (hopefully) lots of exceptionally good sex. A lot of people find the best sex they've ever had was on holiday, as they're away from their usual surrounding and totally relaxed. This is magnified when you're getting the royal treatment as the bride or groom and that holiday just happens to be your honeymoon.
For most of us the honeymoon is no longer our sexual initiation, but that doesn't make consummating the marriage any less significant. Just after your wedding, when all those closest to you have gathered to celebrate your relationship, you'll be feeling closer, fully committed and totally euphoric. It's time to celebrate being newlyweds, thoroughly enjoy your new husband or wife and get lots of special attention.
A new bed (maybe a four poster in a castle or a tented bed in a hot climate) brings with it a new sexual energy and even if you've been stoking each other's fires for years, you can always try something fresh and exciting. Over-planning pleasure is a sure-fire way to spoil the moment, so have these suggestions at hand to put to use at the right time and ensure your honeymoon is the happiest and sexiest holiday of your life.
Lovehoney's Hannah and Annabelle made their TV debut on the Vanessa show this week, showing everyone (including Boyzone) how to do it the Vajazzling way! Using the Vajazzle Individual Crystals, Hannah Vajazzled 'I Heart Vanessa Show' on Sex Toys TV's Annabelle Knight's midriff, showing host Vanessa just how easy it is to add a little glitz to your intimate spots.
You can watch Vajazzling on Vanessa, just after the last ad break and you can also see how Vajazzling is done by watching this week's Sex Toys TV Highlights. Whether it's the Individual Crystals or the array of Vajazzle designs that take your fancy, you'll find the one for you and will be able to Vajazzle with ease. Get Free UK Delivery on all Sex Toys at Lovehoney.
Vajazzle your most intimate parts with these glistening individual crystals. This set of 40 individual self-adhesive crystals are perfect for creating your own personal designs and messages for a beautiful crystal body decoration unique to you.
Find out more: Vajazzle Individual Crystals
Chastity is usually associated with abstinence, but it isn't just about refraining from sex.
A lot of couples experiment with chastity to enhance their sex life and for most people, the first steps into chastity will revolve around sexual experimentation as opposed to a serious lifestyle choice.
This guide is designed to help you chastity-curious people decide if chastity is right for you and help you in choosing a chastity belt or device that will make your chastity-related fantasies come true.