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    1. Slapper Sex Kitten Card

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      1. Slapper Sex Kitten Card

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    1. Product Description

      The purrfect (groan) card for the minx in your life. Complete with Sex Kitten badge. Inside left blank for you personal message.

      And now for a quick joke we just made up:

      Q. Who is in charge of all the cats in China?

      A. Chairman Miao.

      We would like to apologise for the poor quality of this joke.

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