1. Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars16 reviews

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name, mooing on demand for your aMOOsement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!

      £6.99

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      1. Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong

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    1. Product Description

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name, mooing on demand for your aMOOsement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!

      You might think you're dating the man who's got everything but we're willing to wager this is missing from his collection. An ideal novelty gift, or a stag do party prop, this pouch is just the thing for a side-splitting laugh.

      Elastic colour may vary.

      Key Features:

      • Mr Moo package pouch for men
      • Actually moos for added hilarity
      • Thong style shows off your behind
      • Perfect novelty gift
      • The ONLY outfit you need for #CowAppreciationDay
    1. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
    2. Essential info

      • Washing instructions: Machine wash
      • Who's it for?: For Women

    Classified Size Chart

    1. Classified Lingerie Size UK Dress size Bust
      Small 8 - 10 32" - 34"
      Medium 12 - 14 34" - 37"
      Large 16 - 18 37" - 40"
      XL 20 - 22 40" - 42"
      XXL 22 - 24 42" - 44"
      One Size 8 - 14 32" - 36"

       

      Classified Lingerie Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14- 16
      XL 18 - 20
      XXL 20 - 22
      One Size  8 - 12

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong 16 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong
      2. Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong

        £6.99

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    1. A cow for all seasons

      Reviewed: 25 April 2017 by RetroCollector, a Straight Married Male

      Bought these as a surprise for the wife as she was having a hard time at work.

      So after a bad day, I slipped these on under a dressing gown and gave her a quick flash when she was sat down watching TV. This cheered her up no end and an evening of making the cow moo ensued.

      They have lasted surprisingly well for a novelty item, still has both eyes and moo'ing away. No issues with sizing either.

      A great fun piece of underwear.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great fun little product and well made.
      Cons
      Loved everything about it.
      Bottom line
      Excellent product to give your partner a laugh.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Fun

      Reviewed: 18 April 2017 by Eagles13, a Straight Single Male

      I bought these for a very silly surprise.

      They are extremely comfortable to wear and I can safely say that get a good reaction.

      Initially they got a laugh then, well, we had a lot of fun.

      It was hard to try keeping it from mooing under trousers when trying to hide the surprise.

      That is the only downside to these.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Good fun.
      Cons
      Hard to keep quiet if trying to hide.
      Bottom line
      Good fun.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Fits of laughter

      Reviewed: 20 November 2016 by FoxyRed16, a Straight Going Steady Female

      When I was thinking about making my first purchase on here, I was so sure I'd go for all things sexy!

      Then I thought "you're leaving your boyfriend out!" And I stumbled across this gem!

      I kid you not, my boyfriend and I were howling like hyenas when we saw this and. When he put it on... let's just say it was amazing!

      Such a fun little novelty item, or stocking filler - given the time of year!

      I would really recommend this to couples trying to bring a light hearted-ness into the bedroom. :)

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The novelty, the sound effects, the ears.
      Cons
      N/A.
      Bottom line
      My overall summary of the product? Absolutely amazing!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes