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    1. Cock Locker Klaus Vinyl Dildo

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      1. Cock Locker Klaus Vinyl Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      This Doric column of a dildo, offering 11.8 inches of pure Ancient Grecian pleasure, is sure to satisfy the classicists of bum-play. The fluted shaft and conic head would have even Alexander and Hephaestion weeping with anticipation. Shame it's called Klaus, then.

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