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    1. Classified Shut Up & Kiss Me Thong

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      1. Classified Shut Up & Kiss Me Thong

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    1. Product Description

      When the small talk is over and it's time for action, this value thong will help you get the message across.

    Classified Size Chart

    1. Classified Lingerie Size UK Dress size Bust
      Small 8 - 10 32" - 34"
      Medium 12 - 14 34" - 37"
      Large 16 - 18 37" - 40"
      XL 20 - 22 40" - 42"
      XXL 22 - 24 42" - 44"
      One Size 8 - 14 32" - 36"

       

      Classified Lingerie Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14- 16
      XL 18 - 20
      XXL 20 - 22
      One Size  8 - 12

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