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    1. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 7 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars17 reviews

      Soft and floppy, the 7 inch Limpy sits under your clothes to create an eye-catching bulge to make you the envy of everyone in the room. Created from realistic TPE, the dildo has an authentic head, shaft and balls and flat base for prolonged wear.

      £16.99

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      1. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 7 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Is that a Limpy soft packing dildo in your pants or are you just not particularly pleased to see me? Soft and floppy, the 7 incher sits in your underwear to create an eye-catching bulge to make you the envy of everyone in the room.

      Created from realistic TPE, the dildo has an authentic head, shaft and balls and flat base for comfortable prolonged wear. Use Limpy to pad out your package - or display it as a stunt cock instead of revealing your own. Its respectable 7 inch flaccid size won't let you down, and is great for packing.

      Please note: The Limpy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration.

      Key Features:

      • 7 inch soft packing dildo
      • Made from ultra-realistic, soft, temperature-responsive TPE for a lifelike bulge
      • Natural-looking head, shaft and balls for complete realism
      • Soft, flat base for comfortable prolonged wear
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
    1. How it measures up

      • Base type: Flat
      • Circumference: 4 inches
      • Length: 7 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: No
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 7 Inch 17 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 7 Inch
      2. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 7 Inch

        £16.99

    1. Fun product for us males too

      Reviewed: 08 April 2018 by DazBaz, a Straight Single Male

      As a male I bought this for a bit of fun and to enhance solo anal sex play. While using a dildo or vibrating prostate massager I find playing with this soft dildo really enhances the experience.

      It's actually very versatile. I can stroke it, suck it or rub it on my nipples and penis. That looks and feels very nice indeed. The material is wonderfully soft and very tactile.

      I would really recommend this to anyone fantasising about playing with a cock, but not wanting to venture into experiencing the real thing.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Very tactile feel and great for sucking.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Actually a very versatile toy. Really enhances fantasy cock play.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. AMAZING

      Reviewed: 08 September 2016 by missdark1996, a Bisexual Engaged Female

      The 7 inch packer is so amazing and realistic! Also good for sex!

      My transgender boyfriend uses it all the time and it's amazing. Great feel, very good.

      The boxers that you can get are also amazing for the packer! Especially if you want to look realistic.

      I recommend it to everyone!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The feel.
      Cons
      I loved it.
      Bottom line
      Just amazing. Definitely useful.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Perfect Packer

      Reviewed: 02 March 2016 by cchale, a Bisexual Going Steady Male

      Mr Limpy is the best value product for packing out there!

      Passes the 'grope test' and fits snugly between your thighs. He can sometimes wander around if you wear loose boxers, but a harness, or an O-ring and elastic can solve that!

      They're long lasting, but require frequent cleaning and need powder to keep them feeling soft and smooth, rather than tacky.

      Also incredibly fun to play with if you like something softer to practice oral sex with or just to squeeze in your hands. I also find that Mr Limpy gives some amazing soft pressure when grinding and a kind of comfort so can be used for solo play, or with a partner.

      The size is generous, but I hardly see that as a bad thing! The balls give a great 'bulge' and silhouette to your crotch area. Really recommend whether to help with dysphoria, play, or for a laugh!

      There are also dozens of tutorials on modifying your Mr Limpy for those wanting an STP as well, making it about a tenth of the cost of some devices!

      Mine's lasted an incredibly long time, well over a year of daily wear and is in still in fantastic shape. The colour might seem pink to begin with, if I remember correctly, but it faded fast and adding powder helped greatly.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The most comfortable, fun, affordable packer on the market!
      Cons
      Can get tacky, but easily solved.
      Bottom line
      My go-to packer! I love my Mr Limpy!
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes