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    1. Limpy 4 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars46 reviews

      Put down the socks and opt for a much more lifelike bulge under your clothes with this petite pecker that's perfect for packing. Incredibly realistic, with a lifelike head and testicles, this floppy fella adds an extra touch of realism to your outfit.

      £12.99

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    1. Product Description

      Put down the socks and opt for a much more lifelike bulge under your clothes with this petite pecker that's perfect for packing. Incredibly realistic, with a lifelike head and testicles, this floppy fella adds an extra touch of realism to your outfit.

      Slip it into your underwear and enjoy comfortable wear all day long as the lifelike TPE warms to your body temperature, and adds a slight-but-noticeable bulge under your trousers. Ideal for packing beginners, the small penis dildo measures just 4 inches in full length.

      Perfect for female to male transsexuals, this not-too-daunting soft schlong can be enjoyed for prolonged wear. To keep your packer in tip-top condition, dust with renewer powder after each wear.

      Please note: The Limpy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration.

      Key Features:

      • Soft packing dildo for realistic bulges
      • Made from ultra-realistic, soft, temperature-responsive TPE for a lifelike bulge
      • Natural-looking head, shaft and balls for complete realism
      • Soft, flat base for comfortable prolonged wear
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
    1. How it measures up

      • Base type: Flat
      • Circumference: 3.75 inches
      • Length: 4 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Essential info

      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Limpy 4 Inch Soft Packing Dildo 46 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Limpy 4 Inch Soft Packing Dildo
      2. Limpy 4 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

        £12.99

    1. Great dick

      Reviewed: 24 December 2017 by CohenAW, a Gay Going Steady Male

      I'm a transguy that has owned several different variations over the past 3-4 years and have had two different types of Mr Limpy that I would recommend!

      The smaller packer which is the one listed creates a smaller but realistic looking bulge, whether it be when just wearing underwear or through more added layers such as jeans and shorts. My boyfriend also likes it when I wear my packer.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Small and effective looking bulge.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great little dick when you don't wanna look too hung.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Trans Man Approved

      Reviewed: 01 May 2017 by TuxedoMask, a Bisexual Single Female

      I'm a trans guy, and for the longest time I've been using socks, but this works amazingly.

      It looks and feels great. It makes me feel so masculine. I nearly cried when I first tried it on, because I was so happy. My friends say I now pass really well.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Realistic, convincing, great shape.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Perfect for trans men on a budget.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. I feel like the guy I am

      Reviewed: 17 April 2017 by DirtSquid

      Okay, so I got my Mr Limpy Packer in the post a few days ago. Thought I'd give a little review.

      The Mr.Limpy packer comes in two sizes that I know of (3/4" OR 5/6"). I bought the smaller version as I'm a fairly skinny guy so I personally thought a smaller peen would fit my body type better. He is made from an extremely soft material that is super stretchy and super soft so when worn it's extremely comfortable.

      Pros:

      -Being extremely soft this packer is really comfy to just wear day to day in some tight underwear to keep him in place.

      -Also the size of him doesn't warrant you having to buy a harness to wear with him!

      - He's cheap!

      - He is discreet. I bought the smallest size and when I wear him with baggy bottoms you don't see it as much however you obviously can still feel yourself wearing it. (This is a bonus obviously if you don't want people seeing it the first few times you wear it.)

      - Easy to clean and maintain. All you have to do to keep this lil' guy clean is warm soapy water to any areas that need cleaning and some good "Realistic toy renewer powder" also purchasable from most places that sell the packer.

      Cons:

      - Fidgety a little. It's kinda hard to get used to where to position it in your undies at first but you will get the hang of where you hang over a couple wears!

      - Fluffy. Okay, if dropped on the carpet or somewhere there may be fuzz or dust he is gonna get it stuck to him. But it is easily brushed off by hand! The soft material is not sticky!

      Overall, I really love this lil' packer. I've only had it a day but I've very much enjoyed wearing it walking around getting used to it but I'll see how it goes!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great size for a slim guy!
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great for any packing beginner.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes