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    1. Som Machine Hand Job Sex Machine

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars2 reviews

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      1. Som Machine Hand Job Sex Machine

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    1. Product Description

      From Japan comes the ultimate hands-free male masturbator! The Som Sex Machine perfectly replicates the feel and action of an amazing hand-job. Position the base of the Som sex machine underneath the buttocks or on a table, lie back and let the smooth up-and-down motion bring you to orgasm.

      The hand attachment is adjustable in height as well as speed, and can be used either with the removable real-feel silicone sleeve supplied, or your own personal favourite sleeve. The hand itself is flexible and widens to accommodate any sleeve up to 2 inches in diameter, including the popular Head Honcho and Pocket Pal series. (It won't fit a Fleshlight though. Shame!)

      The controller doubles as a powerful multispeed vibrating wand which can be used for dual stimulation of the perineum or anus to boot!

      The Som delivers from 90 to 180 strokes per minute. Can you keep up!?

      State-of-the-art sex machine from Japan.

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      1. Som Machine Hand Job Sex Machine
      2. Som Machine Hand Job Sex Machine

        £369.99

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    1. Oh my! Perfect for me!! And anyone else who wants/needs hands-free masturbation!!

      Reviewed: 12 August 2008 by Dylan Dior

      OK without getting too personal I had a stroke (pardon the pun) when I was born and since then I have weakness down one side of my body. Because of that I have difficulty masturbating myself properly. I'm not an elderly guy, I'm 25 (although that might seem old to some people.)

      Anyway, since using the Men's Som Version II (that's what the sticker says on it), I've found this device to be very helpful for me.

      It's very easy to set up. It is mains electricity powered, so make sure its plugged in and switched on at the wall before you start. Make sure you have a Japan to UK plug adapter as this device is Japanese(nothing like getting comfy then having to get up!) I found it best to use it by laying on the bed with it between my legs.

      You can adjust the height of the device by turning the silver screw on the side to undo do it, then raise it, or lower it according to the height you require so that your penis is able to be stimulated. Then simply tighten the screw on the height adjuster and it stays in place.

      Once that's done apply WATER BASED lube (as any ot, and slip it on the top of your penis. Make sure your penis is hard first though.

      Then move your body so your penis is pointing at an angle where 'til I got the perfect angle, so my penis wouldn't slip out of the 'hand'.

      When you're all set to go use the speed control on the 'wand'.

      Start slowly! I can't emphasise this! When I first switched this thing on, I had it at top speed and lets just say it ended rather quickly!

      So please remember to start slowly and enjoy it.

      You can also use the 'wand' control as a vibrator. It has a separate switch on the wand for vibrating. The vibrator part has a speed control too. I have to be honest as I've never gone anywhere near my bottom before, but oh my, just putting the tip at my bum hole, (excuse the rudeness) it felt amazing. Never felt anything like that before. Using just the tip of the vibe on my bum and my penis being masturbated at the same time...oh my, I've never cummed so much!

      There's a small plastic sleeve over the end of the vibrator that can be removed for cleaning after use. Although I would advise that you use a condom on it like any other vibrator so you can penetrate yourself whilst being masturbated if desired. Using a condom makes things more hygienic.

      What I must say about this, for me in particular, it's perfect for anyone who is unable to masturbate themselves fully to achieve orgasm, ejaculation. Anyone who s in the same boat as me knows how frustrating that can be!

      The 'hand' and silicone sleeve, and plastic vibrator sleeve, can come apart from the device so you can rinse those parts clean ready for the next orgasm hehe.

      However, the machine does get a little noisy a bit like a sewing machine, but who cares - we all need to cum!! Just drown the sound out with some porn hehe!

      Perfect for a hands-free wank!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Excellent for anyone with mobility problems or just lazy heheh. Easy to store.
      Cons
      Gets a little noisy, but who cares we all need to cum!!
      Bottom line
      Perfect for a hands-free wank.
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      Reviewed: 07 March 2010 by D.Lancs

      The product looks the business, but I was not too sure about the materials used.

      It became apparent that some practice was necessary, due to the mechanical settings required.

      It is a very good product for what it does, but the adjustments necessary for optimal enjoyment are to its detriment.

      The first time I tried it I spent many minutes trying to get comfortable. Once I did it was fantastic.

      The subsequent times I've used it have been without fault and very pleasurable.

      Once you get used to the product's limitations, you get to find the optimum settings.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Simple and effective. Does the job with almost perfect efficiency.
      Cons
      Too expensive for what you get. Takes time to position yourself.
      Bottom line
      A decent product. Will blow your socks off once positioned correctly. Greatly overpriced.
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