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    1. Ducky with a Dick

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      1. Ducky with a Dick

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    1. Product Description

      A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!

      Duck is 5-inches high and 4-inches long.

      Please note that this duck does not vibrate.

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Ducky with a Dick
      2. Ducky with a Dick

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    1. Hilarious gift

      Reviewed: 27 March 2018 by LittleNickiKitty, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I got this for my partner after making endless of jokes about getting it. When I received it in the post and opened it I was confused about where its willy was! Honest the packaging is absolutely great I just love how its hidden until you turn it to the side to see it there hanging in all it's glory!

      This made my partner laugh so much once he received it I mean he was a little bit mortified but his reaction was exactly what I expected. This product is such a great gift for a colleague or partner or even a family member!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Absolutely great packaging is what makes it.
      Cons
      N/A
      Bottom line
      Very fun little gift.
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    1. Put it on my bill

      Reviewed: 10 March 2018 by Incognitomode, a Bisexual Single Female

      The duck with a dick is great to give and even better to receive. I bought this as a present for my best friend. As she tore through the wrapping paper, her face lit up with glee.

      She loved it and took multiple photos of herself with it. This was a great gift to give because of the hilarity and absurdity of giving somebody a duck with a dick for Christmas!

      It’s good quality and has good buoyancy, although he capsized a few times due to his massive wang. The material didn’t feel cheap and the colour was vibrant.

      Overall a great product. :)

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Buoyancy, funny, cute.
      Cons
      Fell over a few times.
      Bottom line
      Thank duck for that.
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    1. Delightful Ducky

      Reviewed: 17 March 2015 by Lovehoney - Jessica, a Straight Married Female

      As a person who has a keen interest in water fowl, and keeps them as pets, I certainly was curious when I saw this happy little fellow advertised on-line.

      My OH and I have our own little inside jokes when it comes to the pets, so he didn't bat an eyelid when I proceeded to chase our Male Muscovy around the yard with this little fellow. (Consider it karma, particularly when our Runty is always excitedly chasing the poor geese and smaller ducks.)

      This little guy is just smaller than your palm, comes complete in cute packaging that shows you how he looks as if he is bobbling above water-parts concealed underneath. When water tested, I can confirm that he's a lousy swimmer and the winky was the only thing coming up for air!! (Speaking of which, I think it's fairly amazing he is so well endowed for such a small creature. 1/3 his actual size. Wouldn't most blokes find that enviable??)

      But as a whole, this little rubber ducky makes a superb gag gift. This one came home to a loving household. A great conversational starter for guests. I only wish the household birds found him as amusing as I did.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      That it almost gets away with being an innocent-looking duck.
      Cons
      Well, he didn't have any feathers. And he's not a great swimmer.
      Bottom line
      Pretty decent as a gag gift.
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