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    1. Grow Your Own Boyfriend

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars4 reviews

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      1. Grow Your Own Boyfriend

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    1. Product Description

      Fed up with acne-scarred dating agency rejects? Exercise total control by growing your own boyfriend: simply add water and watch him swell. He never argues or snores, he's always there when you need him, doesn't drink and has eyes only for you!

      Grows 600% its size! Colour may vary from image shown.

      Instructions for use:

      • place your new boyfriend in room temperature water
      • it will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours
      • when removed from water it will slowly shrink back to original size - your boyfriend can be grown again and again!

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Grow Your Own Boyfriend 4 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5

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    1. Genius!

      Reviewed: 05 March 2010 by missorgasm, a Straight Single Female

      I bought this for a friend who, bless her, has little luck with men. As always, it was delivered on the next day! I haven't met the 'new boyfriend', but my friend tells me it does what it says on the tin.

      Personally, I think he should be less red, but for a couple of quid and free delivery the look on her face when she opened it was well worth the money. It's a good job we're good friends or she may have been angry!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      The price, Her reaction.
      The colour.
      Bottom line
      A good jokey gift.
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    1. Great family member! :)

      Reviewed: 05 December 2008 by Maczy, a Bisexual Single Female

      I brought this for my friend as he is a newly single guy (yep, he is interested in men - I'm not going mad!)

      When I read it grows to 60 times its size, I gulped at it.

      The price was reasonable and the idea was hilarious.

      Lets just say the outcome and watching it change..worth every penny!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      The amusement of it growing!!
      Could have done with more colour detail, not just red.
      Bottom line
      A great laugh and a cheap one at that!
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    1. Grow a boyfriend

      Reviewed: 18 March 2008 by Funkybird, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I got this for Xmas from my best mate on account of my singleness. He lives on my pinboard and is quite the ideal fella!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      You have complete control, no fuss!
      Once taken out of the water he shrinks back!
      Bottom line
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