1. The Odd Couple User Profile

    Happily married couple. No kids, but that's why we're still happy. Adventurous in the bedroom, but pretty hopeless in the cupboard under the stairs.

    Reviews

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    23 Apr 2018 Sex & Mischief Silicone Open Mouth Lip GagSex & Mischief Silicone Open Mouth Lip Gag A great, non-scary introduction to gags The Odd Couple 9 out of 10
    21 Mar 2018 Lovehoney BASICS 7 Inch Extra Girthy Realistic DildoLovehoney BASICS 7 Inch Extra Girthy Realistic Dildo Don't be frightened - it's incredbile The Odd Couple 10 out of 10
    14 Jan 2016 Lovehoney Lifelike Eva Super Tight Pocket PussyLovehoney Lifelike Eva Super Tight Pocket Pussy Fun for both, or just a quick handy shandy The Odd Couple 10 out of 10
    12 Jan 2016 European Lover 9 Inch Realistic Dildo with Balls & Suction CupEuropean Lover 9 Inch Realistic Dildo with Balls & Suction Cup It's big, and it is clever! The Odd Couple 9 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    19 Aug 2018 What was the last photo you took?
    This is an odd one. It was a photo of me signing some memorabilia, as part of a 'certificate of authenticity'.  It's one of those things which...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Jun 2018 Orgasm on a budget? Recommendations please!
    You might want to take a look at this little(!) beauty. Please see our review below:...
    Sex Toys
    6 Jun 2018 What uniforms turns you on the most & why?
    Bennyboy69 wrote: Original Star Trek female uniform does it for me Well said!!!
    Lingerie & Clothing
    6 Jun 2018 Sum up your day in three words
    Had rare hangover.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Jun 2018 Last Film You Watched Part 2
    The Night Strangler. Excellent stuff, and the chief inspiration for The X-Files.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    2 Jun 2018 Tips for lasting longer
    ChocolateBear wrote: Odd - do you use this when you're amount to cum? Just before the 'point of no...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Jun 2018 Catching or been caught by your partner masturbating?
    Often have to stop in the middle of having a 'J-Arthur' when the Missus comes upstairs and I'm at my porn-viewer (aka: computer)....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Jun 2018 What is your profile pic all about?
    A Gremlin with a big nob. It's the way I've imagined an Oompa-Loompa to be: short in stature, but disproportionate in the gential...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    2 Jun 2018 Last Film You Watched Part 2
    Maniac Cop.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 May 2018 The Band Name Game
    (the) Slits.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 May 2018 Tips for lasting longer
    I started doing this kegal exercise a teen, and have never had a problem in this department:...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 May 2018 The movie name game
    Xanadu. Bloody awful movie...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 May 2018 Sum up your day in three words
    Concreting/painting wall.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 May 2018 Pets!
    1 very old Rabbit (Ruby) 1 very old Guinee Pig (Graham) 2 very old Roborovski hamsters (Trevor & Vinnie) 2 Sirean Hamsters (Arthur...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 May 2018 Last Film You Watched Part 2
    Melvin - Son of Alvin. 80s sequel to the infamous Australian "Alvin Purple" comedies of the 70s. Originally released in the UK as...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    21 May 2018 Last Film You Watched Part 2
    Sleepaway Camp. So many things in it just wouldn't/couldn't be done today!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    21 May 2018 What Was The Last Thing You Had In Your Mouth? pt.3
    Prescription-strength codine. I learned the hard way never refuse a stuntman so as to gain an extra second of screentime...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 May 2018 Sum up your day in three words
    Baking bloody scones.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 May 2018 3 Ways of...
    1) With ice-cream. 2) With a Flake. 3) Off the end of a cock. 3 ways to deflect the blame for your embarrassing fart?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 May 2018 The movie name game
    Night of the Living Dead
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    18 Jan 2016 Sex Toy Testers 6

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