1. telemachus User Profile

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    23 Sep 2010 Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Classic DildoDoc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Classic Dildo Frack-tastic telemachus 9 out of 10
    20 Sep 2010 Death By Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet VibratorDeath By Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator The Sting in the Tale (arf!) telemachus 6 out of 10
    10 Sep 2010 Durex Real Feel Non Latex Condoms (12 Pack)Durex Real Feel Non Latex Condoms (12 Pack) It's still a condom - if you can get it on telemachus 4 out of 10
    18 Aug 2010 Tracey Cox Supersex Advanced Anal Butt Plug KitTracey Cox Supersex Advanced Anal Butt Plug Kit Her name is Cox... telemachus 7 out of 10
    18 Aug 2010 Cesare Large Realistic Dildo 10.5 InchCesare Large Realistic Dildo 10.5 Inch Yes, it really is that big telemachus 9 out of 10
    18 Aug 2010 Astroglide Strawberry Lube 142mlAstroglide Strawberry Lube 142ml AstroStick telemachus 2 out of 10
    7 Aug 2010 Duracell N Batteries (2 Pack)Duracell N Batteries (2 Pack) The battery for a real woman! telemachus 10 out of 10
    7 Aug 2010 Liquid Silk Lube 250mlLiquid Silk Lube 250ml Very good, even if it does look like spunk telemachus 9 out of 10
    4 Aug 2010 Scoregasm I Love England Remote Control 10 Speed Love EggScoregasm I Love England Remote Control 10 Speed Love Egg Disappointing telemachus 1 out of 10
    4 Aug 2010 Lovehoney Powerful Pocket VibratorLovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator Pocket Rocket telemachus 9 out of 10
    16 Jul 2010 Nipple Pump KitNipple Pump Kit It works! telemachus 7 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    6 Oct 2010 Circumsised on or Not
    WandA makes a very good point about female genital mutilation. Is this also acceptable because the parents are doing the right thing? I find...
    Introduce Yourself
    25 Sep 2010 Bullet Vibrators - How do you use yours?
     headsouth wrote: One feature of so many of these vibes is a 3 speed / 7 speed / 94 speed modes, do they really make that much of a...
    Sex Toys
    24 Sep 2010 Can you help us sort stuff out?
    My geekery knows no bounds. I enjoyed this so much that when I first submitted and the whole thing disappeared, I did it again. <goes to find a...
    Inside Lovehoney
    23 Sep 2010 Things that confuse me...
    WandA wrote: telemachus wrote: Why schoolgirls these days use handbags as school bags. I know that this is not one of those things. You know,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Sep 2010 Things to do before you die
    WandA wrote: telemachus wrote: I would like to finish decorating the hallway before I die. I'm not sure if this is realistic though Hah! That...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Sep 2010 Things that confuse me...
    Why schoolgirls these days use handbags as school bags. I know that this is not one of those things. You know, how when you gte older, you forget...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Sep 2010 How many partners have you had
    Alicia D'amore wrote: telemachus wrote: I think that once you get to a certain age, numbers don't matter any more. It's easy to get caught up in...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    22 Sep 2010 How many partners have you had
    Alicia D'amore wrote: My number is one. WandA was my first and in many ways I'm glad of that, but I wouldn't be bothered if the number was...
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    22 Sep 2010 How many partners have you had
    5
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    22 Sep 2010 ever gone naked on the beach and if so what was it like
    I don't care if there are all shapes and sizes. I don't care if no-one else is looking. I don't care if no-one cares about the state of my...
    Introduce Yourself
    22 Sep 2010 IUD? Yay or Nay.
    shellyboo wrote: I'm *dying* to get the Mirena fitted, but it's SO expensive here. Like you Audrina, my doctor isn't happy putting me on anything...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Sep 2010 IUD? Yay or Nay.
    MM - what were your periods like before having the coil?
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    21 Sep 2010 IUD? Yay or Nay.
    The copper coil is known for its 11 day periods. The Mirena can regulate periods, but the copper coil can make them longer and more painful. I have...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Sep 2010 Things to do before you die
    I would like to finish decorating the hallway before I die. I'm not sure if this is realistic though
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Sep 2010 What jobs do we all do on here
    toxycat wrote: headsouth wrote: Maybe I'll apply toxy. Sounds just like me. But without the windows shit. Well we have literally doubled in...
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    21 Sep 2010 Are men from Mars, Women/ Venus?
    Tiger - I love that blog Just as a woman needs to feel a man's devotion, a man has a primary need to feel a woman's admiration. To admire a...
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    21 Sep 2010 What jobs do we all do on here
    I currently look after the smalls full time. It's not really possible with HS's job to do things any other way. Once they are both in school I shall...
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    21 Sep 2010 Are men from Mars, Women/ Venus?
    Alicia D'amore wrote: I can't speak for anyone else - but I'm 100% honest! I have a real dislike for lies of any sort and I will tell the truth...
    Introduce Yourself
    19 Sep 2010 Is bad sex worse than no sex .... ?
    Lookin - Yummy wrote: Glad to see so many responses - Cheers guys 'n' gals ! I Know I started this , but I didn't actually give my answer - lol...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Sep 2010 Is bad sex worse than no sex .... ?
    What do you term bad sex though? If you are with a new partner and you think that they are bad at sex, then there is always an opportunity to change...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    7 Oct 2010 all by myself 22

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