1. Spoonerism User Profile

    Kinky, queer, burlesque performing toy reviewer and all round sex nerd.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    4 Feb 2019 Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Bullet VibratorLovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator Could not be without Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    7 Jan 2019 Bondage Boutique Large Faux Snakeskin FloggerBondage Boutique Large Faux Snakeskin Flogger Purely Decorative Unless Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    16 Jul 2018 Bondage Boutique Metallic Fantasy Bondage Kit (3 Piece)Bondage Boutique Metallic Fantasy Bondage Kit (3 Piece) Cosy Bondage Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    31 May 2018 Doxy Extra Powerful Purple Die Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUKDoxy Extra Powerful Purple Die Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUK One Wand to Rule Them All Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 Doxy Extra Powerful Aluminium Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUKDoxy Extra Powerful Aluminium Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUK Baby Doxy Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 njoy Eleven Extra Large Stainless Steel Dildonjoy Eleven Extra Large Stainless Steel Dildo A toy I will treasure forever Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    5 Mar 2018 Womanizer Starlet USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator WhiteWomanizer Starlet USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator White Womanizer Starlet Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    31 Jan 2018 Hot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male MasturbatorHot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator Hot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    18 Sep 2017 Hot Octopuss Queen Bee Pulsating Female Wand VibratorHot Octopuss Queen Bee Pulsating Female Wand Vibrator Ugly, Noisy and Overpriced Spoonerism 5 out of 10
    10 Jul 2017 Bondage Boutique Hog Tie Full Set Bondage Boutique Hog Tie Full Set Versatile and lots of fun Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    25 May 2017 Bondage Boutique Leather Wrist to Collar Restraint  Bondage Boutique Leather Wrist to Collar Restraint Super versatile restraints set Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    8 Mar 2017 Tracey Cox Supersex Infinite Function G-Spot VibratorTracey Cox Supersex Infinite Function G-Spot Vibrator Incredibly Basic Yet Fun G-Spot Vibrator Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    4 Jan 2017 Lovehoney Desire Limited Edition Luxury USB Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorLovehoney Desire Limited Edition Luxury USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator I had high hopes for this one Spoonerism 6 out of 10
    8 Dec 2016 Hot Octopuss PULSE III Solo Vibrating Male MasturbatorHot Octopuss PULSE III Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator My Man's First Sex Toy Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    12 Oct 2016 tokidoki 10 Function Silicone Clitoral Vibrator honey bunnytokidoki 10 Function Silicone Clitoral Vibrator honey bunny Kinda Cute But Not Really My Thing Spoonerism 6 out of 10
    22 Jul 2016 Womanizer W500 USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator LavenderWomanizer W500 USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Lavender Little Purple Weirdo Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    5 Jul 2016 Coco de Mer Linen Bondage Rope 4 MetreCoco de Mer Linen Bondage Rope 4 Metre Nice enough but nothing special Spoonerism 6 out of 10
    5 Jul 2016 Coco de Mer Brown Leather FloggerCoco de Mer Brown Leather Flogger So beautiful, just not sold on the price tag Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    14 Jun 2016 Fun Factory Denim Strap On HarnessFun Factory Denim Strap On Harness My New Favourite Harness Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    6 Apr 2016 Coco de Mer Nell Pleasure Seed VibratorCoco de Mer Nell Pleasure Seed Vibrator Not a bad toy, just not for me Spoonerism 5 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    20 Jul 2018 Lovehoney Glitches 2018
    Hi, really weird one - I have been unable to log in on both my iPhone (Safari) and computer (Chrome) BUT I can on Firefox. This has been happening...
    Inside Lovehoney
    26 Jul 2017 One sex you you couldn’t live without
    Njoy Pure Wand!!
    Sex Toys
    18 Jul 2017 Black Lovehoney Toy Bag staining Vixskin (How to travel with Vixskin?)
    Definitely keep it in the tube it comes in. Bulky, but definitely the safest way I've found of storing an transporting. It also keeps the dildo...
    Sex Toys
    27 Feb 2017 Are you a Looner ?
    I despise balloons, but just wanted to express my appreciation for the Dirty Martini gif. She's my hero!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Jan 2017 Fifty Shades Darker ! It's here
    Not a FS fan at all, but that video is bloody gorgeous!!
    Inside Lovehoney
    8 Jan 2017 Best for being quiet and powerful?
    Love the Tango! Only thing I'll say is they're not the most reliable of things. Because they're so small but ridiculously powerful for...
    Sex Toys
    14 Dec 2016 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
    Struggling to navigate the thread so sorry if this has been previously requested Leanne but I love a silicone spanking paddle (the Tantus ones are...
    Inside Lovehoney
    14 Dec 2016 What have you done for the first time in 2016?
    First time being fisted and first sex party :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    14 Nov 2016 Looking to get a new bullet, help
    We-Vibe Tango. Always the Tango.
    Sex Toys
    30 Sep 2016 Q and A for the ALL the members here...
    Q1: A (C + D close seconds!) Q2: D Q3: B Q4: B (I'm a rocker, not so into rap) Q5: C Q6: B Q7: C Q8: B Q9: B...
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    1 Aug 2016 Anyone used Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit
    I have one, my review is on the product page! It's a winner for me!
    Sex Toys
    29 Jun 2016 Orgasm tally
    Gosh, I don't really count when I'm with my partner. Minimum 3 but I must regularly get into double figures :)
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Jun 2016 Pregnancy, sex and ouch :(
    Maybe stick to lubes with no "nasty" ingredients that could cause irritation - the simpler the better, y'know? I strongly recommend...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    17 Jun 2016 Lovehoney Glitches 2016
    Um, wtf is this about? haha http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=36368 *edit:* nevermind, looks like it's being sorted.
    Inside Lovehoney
    17 May 2016 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
    How about the new(ish) Julian Snelling Rosebud in size large? There "old" large that LH stock is now the JS "medium". And maybe a bigger variety of...
    Inside Lovehoney
    4 May 2016 We Vibe Tango Vs Touch?
    I own both and am a die hard fan of both, I couldn't just pick one! While the motor is the same, they feel completely different and I use them in...
    Sex Toys
    28 Apr 2016 Fave go to toy for sex?
    Yep, We-Vibe Tango or Touch for me - or if you need a handle to make reaching easier then LELO Mona 2 or L'Amourose Prism V. The Doxy is...
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    23 Mar 2016 9 years with OH and sex just keeps getting better!
    Welcome to the forums! Haha, I know exactly what you mean - we've been together for 7 years and things are just getting better everyday,...
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    19 Feb 2016 Pegging dildos
    We love both the Fun Factory ShareVibe and original Share for pegging. They're both quite firm but my partner finds that more effective (they...
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    11 Feb 2016 Best wand attachments?
    Another vote for the Flutter Tip attachment, it's my fave :)
    Sex Toys

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Feb 2012 Sex Toy Testers 1

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