1. Spoonerism User Profile

    Kinky, queer, burlesque performing toy reviewer and all round sex nerd.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    4 Jun 2020 Lovehoney Powerful Silicone Rechargeable WandLovehoney Powerful Silicone Rechargeable Wand Practically Perfect Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    12 Feb 2020 Lovehoney Gyr8tor Rechargeable Gyrating VibratorLovehoney Gyr8tor Rechargeable Gyrating Vibrator Gyr8tor Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    4 Dec 2019 DOMINIX Deluxe Glass Curly Faux Pony Tail Butt PlugDOMINIX Deluxe Glass Curly Faux Pony Tail Butt Plug Pony Tail Plug Spoonerism 7 out of 10
    17 Oct 2019 Lelo Insignia Soraya 2 Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator BlueLelo Insignia Soraya 2 Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Blue Lelo Insignia Soraya 2 Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    18 Sep 2019 Lovehoney Advanced Unisex Strap-On Harness Kit RedLovehoney Advanced Unisex Strap-On Harness Kit Red Basic Strap-On Fun Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    21 Aug 2019 Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicoloured Silicone Dildo 7 Inch BlueLifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicoloured Silicone Dildo 7 Inch Blue The Budget Mustang Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    10 Jul 2019 Happy Rabbit Rechargeable Vibrating Strapless Strap OnHappy Rabbit Rechargeable Vibrating Strapless Strap On Vibrating Strapless Strap-On Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    28 May 2019 Spareparts Hardwear Sasha Strap-On Harness Brief Spareparts Hardwear Sasha Strap-On Harness Brief Femme Strap-On Fun Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    3 May 2019 Vixen Tie-Bright Johnny VixSkin Realistic Dildo 7 InchVixen Tie-Bright Johnny VixSkin Realistic Dildo 7 Inch My Desert Island Dick Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    4 Feb 2019 Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Bullet VibratorLovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator Could not be without Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    7 Jan 2019 Bondage Boutique Large Faux Snakeskin FloggerBondage Boutique Large Faux Snakeskin Flogger Purely Decorative Unless Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    16 Jul 2018 Bondage Boutique Metallic Fantasy Bondage Kit (3 Piece)Bondage Boutique Metallic Fantasy Bondage Kit (3 Piece) Cosy Bondage Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    31 May 2018 Doxy Extra Powerful Purple Die Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUKDoxy Extra Powerful Purple Die Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUK One Wand to Rule Them All Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 Doxy Extra Powerful Aluminium Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUKDoxy Extra Powerful Aluminium Cast Massage Wand Vibrator LHUK Baby Doxy Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 njoy Eleven Extra Large Stainless Steel Dildonjoy Eleven Extra Large Stainless Steel Dildo A toy I will treasure forever Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    5 Mar 2018 Womanizer Starlet USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator WhiteWomanizer Starlet USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator White Womanizer Starlet Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    31 Jan 2018 Hot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male MasturbatorHot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator Hot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    18 Sep 2017 Hot Octopuss Queen Bee Pulsating Female Wand VibratorHot Octopuss Queen Bee Pulsating Female Wand Vibrator Ugly, Noisy and Overpriced Spoonerism 5 out of 10
    10 Jul 2017 Bondage Boutique Hog Tie Full Set Bondage Boutique Hog Tie Full Set Versatile and lots of fun Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    25 May 2017 Bondage Boutique Leather Wrist to Collar Restraint  Bondage Boutique Leather Wrist to Collar Restraint Super versatile restraints set Spoonerism 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    22 May 2020 Wand reviewers - can you keep a secret?
    Very, very late to the party but would like to toss my name into the ring to review the Rechargeable Wand Vibrator - Silicone :)
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    14 Jan 2020 Test these secret samples!
    You had me at unconventional haha! Curious and willing to give the Unconventional Vibrator - Silicone a go!
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    18 Nov 2019 Review this pony plug!
    This is right up our street, totally up for testing this Pony Tail Butt Plug
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    3 Sep 2019 Secret Squirrels - More toys to review!
    Totally up for the Strap-On Kit - 2 Dildos (Silicone) Strap on stuff seems to be our favourite sex act atm :)
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    29 Aug 2019 Dil-do or Dil-don't you want to review these!!
    Happy to try the 7" Curved Dildo - Silicone - Colourful (Blue) or 7" Curved Dildo - Silicone - Colourful (Orange) Have a lovely day,...
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    13 Aug 2019 Dildo Reviewers - Can you keep a secret?
    Dildo fiend here! Happy to try the Suction Cup Dildo - 6.5" Insertable /Silicone /Colourful (Blue) Not often you see that colour! :)
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    1 Jul 2019 Super Secret Vibrator Time!! - Review us
    We're up to trying the Strapless Strap-On Vibe :)
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    19 Jun 2019 Toy Time! - Secret Reviewers Needed!!
    Wow, super late to this but I would love to review the Curved Dildo - 7" Colourful (Silicone) Happy Wednesday everyone!
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    28 May 2019 More SECRET review items!!
    Ready and willing to review the Rechargable Wand vibrator - Silicone Have a lovely day everyone :)
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    20 Jul 2018 Lovehoney Glitches 2018
    Hi, really weird one - I have been unable to log in on both my iPhone (Safari) and computer (Chrome) BUT I can on Firefox. This has been happening...
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    26 Jul 2017 One sex you you couldn’t live without
    Njoy Pure Wand!!
    Sex Toys
    18 Jul 2017 Black Lovehoney Toy Bag staining Vixskin (How to travel with Vixskin?)
    Definitely keep it in the tube it comes in. Bulky, but definitely the safest way I've found of storing an transporting. It also keeps the dildo...
    Sex Toys
    27 Feb 2017 Are you a Looner ?
    I despise balloons, but just wanted to express my appreciation for the Dirty Martini gif. She's my hero!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Jan 2017 Fifty Shades Darker ! It's here
    Not a FS fan at all, but that video is bloody gorgeous!!
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    8 Jan 2017 Best for being quiet and powerful?
    Love the Tango! Only thing I'll say is they're not the most reliable of things. Because they're so small but ridiculously powerful for...
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    14 Dec 2016 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
    Struggling to navigate the thread so sorry if this has been previously requested Leanne but I love a silicone spanking paddle (the Tantus ones are...
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    14 Dec 2016 What have you done for the first time in 2016?
    First time being fisted and first sex party :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    14 Nov 2016 Looking to get a new bullet, help
    We-Vibe Tango. Always the Tango.
    Sex Toys
    30 Sep 2016 Q and A for the ALL the members here...
    Q1: A (C + D close seconds!) Q2: D Q3: B Q4: B (I'm a rocker, not so into rap) Q5: C Q6: B Q7: C Q8: B Q9: B...
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    1 Aug 2016 Anyone used Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit
    I have one, my review is on the product page! It's a winner for me!
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Feb 2012 Sex Toy Testers 1

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