Spoonerism User Profile
Kinky, queer, burlesque performing toy reviewer and all round sex nerd.
Date Message Where? 20 Jul 2018 Lovehoney Glitches 2018
Hi, really weird one - I have been unable to log in on both my iPhone (Safari) and computer (Chrome) BUT I can on Firefox. This has been happening...
Inside Lovehoney 26 Jul 2017 One sex you you couldn’t live without
Njoy Pure Wand!!
Sex Toys 18 Jul 2017 Black Lovehoney Toy Bag staining Vixskin (How to travel with Vixskin?)
Definitely keep it in the tube it comes in. Bulky, but definitely the safest way I've found of storing an transporting. It also keeps the dildo...
Sex Toys 27 Feb 2017 Are you a Looner ?
I despise balloons, but just wanted to express my appreciation for the Dirty Martini gif. She's my hero!
Sex Tips & Talk 13 Jan 2017 Fifty Shades Darker ! It's here
Not a FS fan at all, but that video is bloody gorgeous!!
Inside Lovehoney 8 Jan 2017 Best for being quiet and powerful?
Love the Tango! Only thing I'll say is they're not the most reliable of things. Because they're so small but ridiculously powerful for...
Sex Toys 14 Dec 2016 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
Struggling to navigate the thread so sorry if this has been previously requested Leanne but I love a silicone spanking paddle (the Tantus ones are...
Inside Lovehoney 14 Dec 2016 What have you done for the first time in 2016?
First time being fisted and first sex party :)
Off-Topic Chat & Games 14 Nov 2016 Looking to get a new bullet, help
We-Vibe Tango. Always the Tango.
Sex Toys 30 Sep 2016 Q and A for the ALL the members here...
Q1: A (C + D close seconds!) Q2: D Q3: B Q4: B (I'm a rocker, not so into rap) Q5: C Q6: B Q7: C Q8: B Q9: B...
Inside Lovehoney 1 Aug 2016 Anyone used Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit
I have one, my review is on the product page! It's a winner for me!
Sex Toys 29 Jun 2016 Orgasm tally
Gosh, I don't really count when I'm with my partner. Minimum 3 but I must regularly get into double figures :)
Sex Tips & Talk 20 Jun 2016 Pregnancy, sex and ouch :(
Maybe stick to lubes with no "nasty" ingredients that could cause irritation - the simpler the better, y'know? I strongly recommend...
Sex Tips & Talk 17 Jun 2016 Lovehoney Glitches 2016
Um, wtf is this about? haha http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=36368 *edit:* nevermind, looks like it's being sorted.
Inside Lovehoney 17 May 2016 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
How about the new(ish) Julian Snelling Rosebud in size large? There "old" large that LH stock is now the JS "medium". And maybe a bigger variety of...
Inside Lovehoney 4 May 2016 We Vibe Tango Vs Touch?
I own both and am a die hard fan of both, I couldn't just pick one! While the motor is the same, they feel completely different and I use them in...
Sex Toys 28 Apr 2016 Fave go to toy for sex?
Yep, We-Vibe Tango or Touch for me - or if you need a handle to make reaching easier then LELO Mona 2 or L'Amourose Prism V. The Doxy is...
Sex Toys 23 Mar 2016 9 years with OH and sex just keeps getting better!
Welcome to the forums! Haha, I know exactly what you mean - we've been together for 7 years and things are just getting better everyday,...
Introduce Yourself 19 Feb 2016 Pegging dildos
We love both the Fun Factory ShareVibe and original Share for pegging. They're both quite firm but my partner finds that more effective (they...
Sex Toys 11 Feb 2016 Best wand attachments?
Another vote for the Flutter Tip attachment, it's my fave :)
Date Wishlist name Items 2 Feb 2012 Sex Toy Testers 4
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