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  1. Smultron User Profile

    I love glitter, (pleasant) surprises, good food and good company, but also appreciate my me-time. I live in a small town in Sweden, have a bunny babbit and my main hobby is creating pet and slave tags. =)

    29, curvy, kinky and mostly dominant.

    Egonaut, sex nerd and poly. Choosing a 'relationship status' was hard because I have various kinds of relationships x'D

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    13 Jun 2019 Lovehoney Rump Workout Butt Plug Training SetLovehoney Rump Workout Butt Plug Training Set Bum fun Smultron 10 out of 10
    11 Jun 2019 Toy Joy Strapless Strap On Double Ended DildoToy Joy Strapless Strap On Double Ended Dildo Too heavy Smultron 3 out of 10
    11 Jun 2019 Lovehoney Clitoral Caress USB Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorLovehoney Clitoral Caress USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator Pretty (and) good Smultron 8 out of 10
    31 May 2019 THRUST Pro Elite Vibrating Wild Ride KitTHRUST Pro Elite Vibrating Wild Ride Kit He loves it, makes me wish I had a penis Smultron 10 out of 10
    10 May 2019 Lovehoney Plus Size Late Night Liaison Wine Lace Babydoll SetLovehoney Plus Size Late Night Liaison Wine Lace Babydoll Set Soft and sexy Smultron 10 out of 10
    10 Apr 2019 Lovehoney BASICS 10 Inch Dildo with Suction CupLovehoney BASICS 10 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup Peg like a Queen Smultron 10 out of 10
    5 Mar 2019 Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case LargeLovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case Large Bigger isn't always better Smultron 7 out of 10
    26 Feb 2019 Lovehoney Plus Size Adore Me Lace & Microfibre Chemise Set BlackLovehoney Plus Size Adore Me Lace & Microfibre Chemise Set Black Very beautiful, but not for me Smultron 7 out of 10
    26 Feb 2019 Lovehoney White Lace Drawstring Lingerie Gift BagLovehoney White Lace Drawstring Lingerie Gift Bag Lovely gift and storage bag Smultron 10 out of 10
    19 Feb 2019 Lovehoney Curved Realistic Sensual Glass DildoLovehoney Curved Realistic Sensual Glass Dildo Great glass dildo Smultron 10 out of 10
    10 Feb 2019 Lifelike Lover Classic 6” Dual Density Realistic DildoLifelike Lover Classic 6” Dual Density Realistic Dildo Incredibly realistic! Butt says ”yes!”, vagina says ”meh” Smultron 9 out of 10
    15 Jan 2019 Lovehoney Plus Size Crotchless TightsLovehoney Plus Size Crotchless Tights Beautiful tights Smultron 8 out of 10
    13 Jan 2019 Fifty Shades Freed Sweet Release Rechargeable Clitoral Suction StimulatorFifty Shades Freed Sweet Release Rechargeable Clitoral Suction Stimulator Disappointed Smultron 3 out of 10
    13 Jan 2019 Lovehoney Plus Size Sheer Thigh High StockingsLovehoney Plus Size Sheer Thigh High Stockings Classy Smultron 9 out of 10
    10 Jan 2019 Lovehoney Plus Size Belle Amour Red Longline Bra SetLovehoney Plus Size Belle Amour Red Longline Bra Set Oh, so pretty Smultron 9 out of 10
    6 Jan 2019 Lovehoney BASICS 10-Piece Nipple Pump SetLovehoney BASICS 10-Piece Nipple Pump Set Great, just not for small nipples Smultron 9 out of 10
    29 Dec 2018 Motorhead Orgasmatron Wand Vibrator LHEU LHFR LHDEMotorhead Orgasmatron Wand Vibrator LHEU LHFR LHDE Orgasmic Smultron 10 out of 10
    27 Dec 2018 Lovehoney Power Play 10 Function Silicone Rabbit VibratorLovehoney Power Play 10 Function Silicone Rabbit Vibrator Superb Smultron 9 out of 10
    25 Dec 2018 Strap-on-me  Dual Density Bendable Suction Cup Dildo 7.5 InchStrap-on-me Dual Density Bendable Suction Cup Dildo 7.5 Inch Feels great but bends easily Smultron 5 out of 10
    14 Dec 2018 Lovehoney Vanilla Lickable Massage Candle 60gLovehoney Vanilla Lickable Massage Candle 60g Ideal for foreplay Smultron 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Yesterday What was the last photo you took?
    I got a (literally) adult colouring book as a gift from a friend. It features a tiny dick going on various adventures, haha! My latest pics were of...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Yesterday Lovehoney Sex Toy Tester Thread 2019
    All updated, love the warming and thrusting rabbit!!!
    Inside Lovehoney
    Yesterday ABC game where in the World
    Leon
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Yesterday tips on becoming a dominatrix or going into findom
    Both Gosig and Kinky Gilf offered some great advice! Most subs want to meet irl, but that just means your target group is smaller. My best advice is...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Yesterday Chastity
    Yes, both short term during play and long term (he takes off the cage to propely wash himself once a week). For sex, I love combining it with a...
    Sex Toys
    Yesterday Word Association (Part 12)
    Twist
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Yesterday Change a letter part 5
    Lord
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday 5 Letters
    Systematically Hoarding Red Enormous Dildos P U S S Y 
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday pussy pumping
    I recommend using a little lube and really taking your time. Let the pump work its magic for at least half an hour, or more.
    Sex Toys
    Tuesday A new use
    Ratan carpet beaters are somewhat popular among those that love and experiment impact play! ;) Personally, I'd rather buy a new instead of a...
    Sex Toys
    Tuesday Word Association (Part 12)
    Anal
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Chain Reaction part 5
    Built-in
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Change a letter part 5
    File
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday ABC game where in the World
    Germany
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Dildo Reviews - I need you!
    Hi Brenna, Love the detail on this dildo. We'd be happy to review it! =)
    Inside Lovehoney
    Monday Change a letter part 5
    Lame
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday What undies are you wearing today? part 4
    Lacey teal thong =) 
    Lingerie & Clothing
    Monday Word Association (Part 12)
    Frame
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Chain Reaction part 5
    Yours Truly
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Lovehoney Sex Toy Tester Thread 2019
    Awesome! LOVE the two pink products and would be more than thrilled to test either of them!!! 
    Inside Lovehoney

    Wishlists

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    Date Wishlist name Items
    1 May 2018 Önskelista 32
    4 May 2018 Sex Toy Testers 1
    21 May 2018 Essentials 7
    21 May 2018 Toys for me/ us 16
    21 May 2018 Rough 11
    21 May 2018 Lovely Lingerie 10

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