1. smirnoff09 User Profile

    I am an open minded person who knows what I want and when I want it...I am dippy but in a good way...love to laugh and like nothing more than enjoying life.

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    Sunday Lovehoney Plus Size Free Spirit Strappy BodyLovehoney Plus Size Free Spirit Strappy Body To small smirnoff09 3 out of 10
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    19 Mar 2017 Stockings & suspenders
    Hi Juls I am a curvy 16-18 and wear stocking quiet a bit.... It is a case of trail and error with fits but when I find some I love I will...
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    19 Mar 2017 Me V's pron...
    Tbh I held for a couple of days while making ure I put some effort in...he then mentioned how he had been feeling some distance between us which...
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    19 Mar 2017 Condoms used with sex toys
    I don't use a condom with my toys...a good clean and safe storage keeps then fresh and ready to use for next time...
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    19 Mar 2017 Sunday evenings
    Usually any homework my daughter "forgets she had to finish!", hubby irons while I do packed lunches then throw a few meals together for...
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    19 Mar 2017 A little help please.
    It can be so hard when something stops you from enjoying things you use to. After an operation I was not allowed any acts of Penetration which...
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    19 Mar 2017 Me V's pron...
    I thought I would pop in with an update!..1st of all, thank you guys for grounding me with good advice. The affair sites were pop ads...I feel daft...
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    14 Mar 2017 Me V's pron...
    Thank you for your replies, they have been so helpful..x The porn really isn't a huge issue by itself tbh..I agree he could be so stressed...
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    14 Mar 2017 Do you sometimes wish you hadn't cum so soon.
    Sometimes if am enjoying clot play and I come really quickly I can feel frustrated as I am too sensitive for a little while so have to stop...
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    14 Mar 2017 Me V's pron...
    Hi All, I am just looking for a bit of advice, sorry it is a long one. The past 6 months or so have been a bit of a tough time for us as a...
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    14 Mar 2017 Has anyone ever laughed you into bed... 😂=🛏️??
    A number of years ago when I was a single mum to a 2 year old when I was invited to a friends reunion party. I shared the drive with a very close...
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    13 Mar 2017 ANAL?can't don't, won't, getting there slowly or just loving it!!!
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    12 Mar 2017 can anyone help?
    Great advice Fun x Chalk the scare up to experience, lesson learned etc Being prepared is essential and being careful is important for body...
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    12 Mar 2017 Keeping it interesting...
    One of the most amazing things I had done for me was a number of gifts left were around the house, each gift had a clue where I could find the...
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    12 Mar 2017 Locked
    I can see this works for people but I prefer it the other way round...i love it when my husband controls when and where I can orgasm or even have...
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    12 Mar 2017 Hi Again
    Weclome back Lil Miss x
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    12 Mar 2017 Newbee keen to join in.!!!
    Hi Funlover69, Welcome to the fun..I look forward to reading your reviews when they are online. x
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    12 Mar 2017 Hi everyone!
    Hi and welcome,Hope you both enjoy your time hanging around here x
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    12 Mar 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Hello All, I hope everyone is managing to have a good weekend. xx I hope things improve for you Slinky one way or another x
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    11 Mar 2017 Glass verses conventional toys
    I love Glass....the way you can switch temperatures with it, the feel and way it moves inside of me..
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    11 Mar 2017 Bored of masterbation..... Help!!!
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    15 Mar 2020 Yes sir.... 1

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