1. SlimeCoveredCow User Profile

    I like it when things get a bit sticky and messy!

    ...That's about it.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    9 Oct 2018 Lovehoney Silicone Curved Butt Plug and Cock RingLovehoney Silicone Curved Butt Plug and Cock Ring Pure Bliss SlimeCoveredCow 9 out of 10
    6 Oct 2018 Doc Johnson Red Boy Medium Butt PlugDoc Johnson Red Boy Medium Butt Plug Simple, comfortable and brilliant SlimeCoveredCow 10 out of 10
    6 Oct 2018 Roll Play Large Butt Plug with Jiggle Ball and Suction CupRoll Play Large Butt Plug with Jiggle Ball and Suction Cup Good, but flawed SlimeCoveredCow 4 out of 10
    6 Oct 2018 Lovehoney BASICS Anal DoucheLovehoney BASICS Anal Douche Simple, Straightforward and Perfect SlimeCoveredCow 10 out of 10
    2 Oct 2018 Limpy 5 Inch Soft Packing DildoLimpy 5 Inch Soft Packing Dildo Floppy fun SlimeCoveredCow 8 out of 10
    2 Oct 2018 DOMINIX Deluxe Glass Faux Fur Animal Tail Butt PlugDOMINIX Deluxe Glass Faux Fur Animal Tail Butt Plug Furry fun, but expect piles of fluff SlimeCoveredCow 6 out of 10
    13 Aug 2018 Lovehoney BASICS Beaded Slimline Butt PlugLovehoney BASICS Beaded Slimline Butt Plug Petite, but perfect for beginners SlimeCoveredCow 8 out of 10
    6 Aug 2018 Lifelike Lover Basic Suction Cup Realistic Dildo 10 InchLifelike Lover Basic Suction Cup Realistic Dildo 10 Inch My new go-to dildo SlimeCoveredCow 10 out of 10
    6 Aug 2018 Lovehoney BASICS Smoothy Anal ProberLovehoney BASICS Smoothy Anal Prober Perfect for beginners SlimeCoveredCow 6 out of 10
    6 Aug 2018 Lovehoney Complete Sex Toy Care KitLovehoney Complete Sex Toy Care Kit A great kit to get you going SlimeCoveredCow 8 out of 10
    31 Jul 2018 BOYS OWN Extra Thick Water-Based Anal Lubricant 250ml BOYS OWN Extra Thick Water-Based Anal Lubricant 250ml A little goes a long way SlimeCoveredCow 10 out of 10
    28 Jul 2018 Booty Call Silicone Curved and Ridged Butt PlugBooty Call Silicone Curved and Ridged Butt Plug Don't judge by size SlimeCoveredCow 10 out of 10
    26 Jul 2018 Basix Smoothy Dong with Suction Cup 6.5 InchBasix Smoothy Dong with Suction Cup 6.5 Inch Brilliant for beginners, great for warming up SlimeCoveredCow 8 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Tuesday What do you call the "naughty bits?"
    Oh god I'm going to look like a idiot. ...I have a feeling I'm going to regret posting this later. Vagina = Downstairs. Clitoris = Downstairs. (See...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    8 Nov 2018 Lovehoney collaborations
    Sum Sub wrote: Pizza Hut. Cos pizza and sex toys is the greatest ever. If that fails then baskin Robbins cos ice cream and sex toys is the greatest...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    8 Nov 2018 If LH had a meet and greet day?
    I'd feel awkward but then again that's just me being silly. - I'm one of those people who should never be in a social situation discussing sex openly...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Nov 2018 Stinging sensation
    For some reason durex lubes bother me so I could understand why that may be the issue. I'd suggest maybe trying taking things slower as you can get a...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Nov 2018 Lovehoney Sex Toy Tester Thread 2018
    Updated - it looks awesome!
    Inside Lovehoney
    7 Nov 2018 Butt plug
    Hey, I'm a little late but I do this occasionally - use extra thick lube (and a bit more than you usually would) and try and use a plug with a decent...
    Sex Toys
    1 Nov 2018 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
    Mr&MrsB7686 wrote: Would love to see some bad dragon and square peg stuff on lovehoney Same here. Quite a few people have been asking for it,...
    Inside Lovehoney
    1 Nov 2018 Would you rather?
    hampshirecouple wrote: Italian WYR easyjet or ryanair easyJet. Ryanair has literally no leg room. SQ,
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    1 Nov 2018 Some thing sexual you still want to try
    Being pegged by a woman is probably #1 thing on my list, but I'd also like to give a bloke a BJ. I love "going down" on a woman, and doing...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    1 Nov 2018 Total spend at Lovehoney
    £243.53 since I joined in late-june. - So just about 4 months on the dot. ...I don't know how to begin defending myself so I'm not going to, I...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    1 Nov 2018 Morally Wrong?
    I laughed out loud when I read the first few lines of the first post on this thread Word of advice, from one of my tutors a good few years ago; if you...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Oct 2018 Butt Plug Question
    As a couple others have already said, you're going to want a plug that's got a pretty narrow neck. I would also suggest getting a plug with a T-bar...
    Sex Toys
    19 Oct 2018 Sucking a dildo
    Special couple wrote: To be honest the more we talk about it the more it appeals just hope my order turns up quickly lol x We've all been there. I...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Oct 2018 Sucking a dildo
    Gosig wrote: Boomplus wrote: As a man who enjoys oral I just can’t see the appeal. Neither can my husband! He laughed when I showed him this...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Oct 2018 Has this happened to anyone else?
    AmyA wrote: It has happened to me on a couple of occasions but really you shouldn't expect blood, it usually mean a small tear from not being...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Oct 2018 Sucking a dildo
    Special couple wrote: Slime covered cow it sounds really good fun actually x If you end up trying this, I'd be curious to see how you found it....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Oct 2018 Sucking a dildo
    Special couple wrote: Yes it’s strange I’m looking forward to it although I know it’s a dildo I’m hoping I can get into it, do you give a dildo a bj...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Oct 2018 Discreet packaging
    10spdee wrote: It’s not the discrete packaging you need to worry about. It’s the dozy postman delivering the discrete parcel to your neighbour. Even...
    Sex Toys
    19 Oct 2018 Sucking a dildo
    I've given this a go and I actually kinda liked it. I've kinda wanted to try giving a BJ, but I haven't got around to it yet. I sometimes take two...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Oct 2018 Has this happened to anyone else?
    AmyA wrote: Yep that's pretty much what I thought had happened, it can definitely be a very intense and surprising sensation when it pops/sucks in...
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    30 Jul 2018 Essentials 1
    31 Jul 2018 Future Purchases 9
    30 Aug 2018 Sex Toy Testers 0
    18 Oct 2018 Anal training 0

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