1. schmalto33 User Profile

    50 years old. Just discovered sex toys. Recently lost my virginity. Feel like I've been reborn! 😆

    Happiest and naughtiest I've been in a long time.

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    Date Message Where?
    4 Mar 2018 taking from behind
    Thank you very much for all your helpful advice. We have a sex swing at DJ's place in Spain and it gets used a lot when I am over there....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jul 2017 When did you last have sex? Continued...
    Yesterday, took me from behind for the first time. Oh my word it was wonderful.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 May 2017 Sub/ Dom questions.
    D.j wrote: I think if you are both new to BSDM the man will be reluctant to " hurt his love of his life " I found it very...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Feb 2017 When were you last spanked and what with ?
    Last week with a pink spanker, soft on one side, hard on the other, it's not knowing which side is going to be used. Pink botties all round
    Sex Tips & Talk
    1 Nov 2016 How did you first discover Lovehoney and how has it helped your sex life?
    Saw the TV programme back in August last year. As for how it has helped my sex life, well I met my boyfriend on here and we are still going strong....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Sep 2016 Spanking paddles, what should I buy?
    Sxleksaker wrote: I highly recommend this one! http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33628 It can both be sensual...
    Sex Toys
    30 Jul 2016 What's your favourite slang term for vagina?
    We call mine Wanda. Apologies if there is anyone on here with that name!!!!!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 Jul 2016 Under the bed restraints
    We have the under bed restraints, but can't remember where we got them from. We use them in conjunction with ankle/wrist restraints which gets...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Jul 2016 What are YOU contemplating purchasing next? PART 2
    D.j wrote: Just bought and now fitted the Bondage Boutique Delux Fetish Sex Swing and I am waiting to try it soon Mmmm I...
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    26 Jul 2016 First Hollywood Wax
    sugarboobies2232 wrote: So here's some tips for anyone thinking of getting a hollywood wax! - Find a reputable salon....
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    24 Jul 2016 sex swings
    We have bought a sex swing from LH and my BF has set it up in his bedroom in Spain. We are going to try it out when I go over in September....
    Sex Toys
    15 Jun 2016 Question for dominants/submissives
    D.j wrote: I have found that I am dominant in life but submissive in sex I told him he had to be
    Sex Tips & Talk
    5 Jun 2016 Romance thread
    Throbinhood wrote: schmalto33 wrote: I met my boyfriend here, on the LH forums. We progressed to Twitter and the...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    4 Jun 2016 Romance thread
    I met my boyfriend here, on the LH forums. We progressed to Twitter and the rest, as they say, is history. We met for the very first time on...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    4 Jun 2016 What cheered me up recently...Part 2
    Knowing that my honeybun is arriving at my place on Tuesday and that we will be together for 2 whole weeks.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    15 May 2016 How did you meet your Partner ?
    I first "met" my partner on here, the LH forums, I migrated over to Twitter, he was there and the rest, as they say, is history....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    5 May 2016 For ladies who get VERY wet...
    I get very wet, even with just nipple sucking, but when he gets down to the business end it really cranks up. I can get wet just by talking to him...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    1 May 2016 What accent makes you melt.
    My honeybun is originally from Birmingham, but he now just has a Birmingham lilt and it is wonderful.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Feb 2016 What do you do for a living?
    Medical secretary for 20 years. Love it!!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    9 Feb 2016 Best/worst/weirdest tattoos
    I have four, all Egyptian. The Eye of Ra, Nerfertiti, a Scarab and an Ankh.
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    Date Wishlist name Items
    27 Sep 2015 Wowzer 3

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