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    19 Oct 2018 The what's new has gone too!
    It's kind of predictable: over time, everything goes South
    Inside Lovehoney
    24 Mar 2018 Weird and wonderful facts
    The average ejaculate contain 250 million sperm cells. As soon as the first one fertilises the egg cell, there is an instantaneous change in the...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    8 Mar 2018 Strangest place you had sex
    College punt on the River Cam in Cambridge, between Clare College Bridge and Garret Hostel Lane Bridge. After all the tourist punts had gone to...
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    14 Jul 2017 Naughty Paris weekend any ideas for making it enjoyable for the missus?
    Take her up the Eiffel Tower?
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Sep 2016 Great lines from films.
    Call me a softie, but I rather like: "Indefinitely" Notting Hill
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    29 Nov 2014 Are vibrations safe?
    I agree with the desensitisation thing.  I have to use a pneumatic drill these days....
    Sex Toys
    21 Sep 2014 A n object lesson in frustration
    "just push something into the hole"?!!  That's what got me into this trouble in the first place. But thanks: that does ring...
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    20 Sep 2014 A n object lesson in frustration
    Okay, so not a regular poster, brownie points to those who remember that about eight months ago I mentioned Mrs. Riverview was expecting a baby: we...
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    4 Mar 2014 Rends A10 Ultimate Piston Vibrating Male Masturbator
    Am I alone in being concerned that "Rends' is a synonym for: "rives, divides, severs, breaks, rips, slits and splits"...
    Inside Lovehoney
    27 Feb 2014 How would you measure a penis?
    Hold a laser pen at the base, and a small mirror at the top.  Place a photodetector linked to a timer at the base, right next to the laser...
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    23 Feb 2014 The Truth about Porn
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0q_VGacfNk (Dead Porn Star Memorial) The above is pretty sobering too, and makes it crystal clear that after...
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    5 Feb 2014 Pregnancy tips
    Just a quick follow up on that 'how to get pregnant' essay that I posted back in December, where I mentioned...... "(and actually,...
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    5 Feb 2014 Newly Married
    If newly married, will you not just be rejoicing in finally being able to see each other naked for a while, before resorting to this sort of...
    Sex Toys
    19 Jan 2014 The things people do
    I think that last one must have stunned you all into silence....
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    10 Jan 2014 Scottish Independence
    I've said that too Northern Lass.  I figure Braveheart will be on every night for a fortnight before the vote.  Good grief.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    10 Jan 2014 Scottish Independence
    I'm Scottish and have lived in SE England since 1987.  Therefore, like everyone else on this small island somewhere of the coast of...
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    10 Jan 2014 The things people do
    Along the same lines, more recent, fatal, completely bonkers and possibly worthy of a thread of its own, try this article from the Journal of...
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    10 Jan 2014 The things people do
    So there is a wonderful review paper in the scientific journal 'Surgery' from back in 1986 that is worth a read: it details 182 cases of 'rectal...
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    20 Dec 2013 Intense Pulsed Light (hair removal) rather than a razor/ waxing
    Just to finish this off, there is advice in the FAQ section of the Lumea website: search for Lumea and 'full bikini area depilation' and...
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    20 Dec 2013 Intense Pulsed Light (hair removal) rather than a razor/ waxing
    Thanks Cazz, I imagine that it would be safe if it is used for underarms.  It is an expensive system, but like waxing, the regrowth is...
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