1. OUCH! Thank you ;) User Profile

    Writer, reviewer, stresser. Lover of dildos, books, coffee and chocolate. Not necessarily in that order but often all at the same time.

    Blog: www.scandarella.com (REMOVED BY MODERATOR)

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    29 Sep 2018 Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount Sex PillowLiberator Humphrey Toy Mount Sex Pillow I Love Humpin Humphrey OUCH! Thank you ;) 10 out of 10
    26 Feb 2018 Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator with Clitoral StimulatorSatisfyer Pro G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator with Clitoral Stimulator Close but no cigar OUCH! Thank you ;) 7 out of 10
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    24 Jun 2017 B-Vibe Triplet Remote Control Vibrating Anal BeadsB-Vibe Triplet Remote Control Vibrating Anal Beads B-Vibe Be Brilliant for my Big Booty OUCH! Thank you ;) 10 out of 10
    18 May 2017 Lovehoney Slick Silicone Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Slick Silicone Lubricant 100ml A bit of slick for a flick OUCH! Thank you ;) 10 out of 10
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    16 Dec 2016 DOMINIX Deluxe Advanced Weighted Nipple Clamps DOMINIX Deluxe Advanced Weighted Nipple Clamps Titillating Teardrops OUCH! Thank you ;) 10 out of 10
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    12 Nov 2016 Fifty Shades Darker No Bounds Collection PaddleFifty Shades Darker No Bounds Collection Paddle One for the money, two for the show OUCH! Thank you ;) 8 out of 10
    17 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Ultimate Performance Male Sex Toy Kit (5 Piece)Lovehoney Ultimate Performance Male Sex Toy Kit (5 Piece) Ultimately basic OUCH! Thank you ;) 6 out of 10
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    1 Sep 2016 Fifty Shades Darker Desire Explodes USB Rechargeable G-Spot VibratorFifty Shades Darker Desire Explodes USB Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator Desire Explodes, and so do I OUCH! Thank you ;) 10 out of 10
    30 Aug 2016 Lovehoney Thrill Seeker 10 Function Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg PurpleLovehoney Thrill Seeker 10 Function Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg Purple No thrills for this Thrill Seeker OUCH! Thank you ;) 3 out of 10
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    Posts

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    10 Jan 2017 Lovehoney Bloggers Brand Spanking New Thread...
    Sxleksaker wrote: It must be so fun to blog ❤️ It's massive amounts of fun :D My blog is a year old on Monday and...
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    10 Jan 2017 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    There's been loads of new stories posted on Scandarella this past month. I just can't seem to stop writing smut, lol. Why not check 'em...
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    10 Dec 2016 Lovehoney Bloggers Brand Spanking New Thread...
    Hey peeps :D Just to let you know, there's dozens of new reviews over at Scandarella for you to check out. I can't post links cos they...
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    10 Dec 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    More stories over at Scandarella for you, lovelies <3 The first two might sound festive, but they're not ;-) Baby, It's Cold Outside...
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    3 Dec 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    I have a few new stories over on the blog! Fallen Leaves - http://www.scandarella.com/erotica/fallen-leaves/ I Am My Own Desire -...
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    1 Nov 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    And it's done! The tenth and final installment of my Halloween Town Tales is now live =D Through the Looking Glass:...
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    31 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    The penultimate of my Halloween Town Tales went live late last night: http://www.scandarella.com/erotica/halloween-town-tales-no-9-trick-treat/...
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    29 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    Number eight is ready to read :D http://www.scandarella.com/erotica/halloween-town-tales-no-8-succubus/ Only two more spooky installments...
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    28 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    Story number seven is now live :D http://www.scandarella.com/erotica/halloween-town-tales-no-7-haunting-iris-day/ Enjoy.x
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    25 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    The sixth installment of my Halloween Town Tales just went live! http://www.scandarella.com/erotica/halloween-town-tales-no-6-haunted-history/...
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    22 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    There's loads going on in the erotica section over at Scandarella this month! The fifth of my Halloween Town Tales went live last night,...
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    28 Sep 2016 Lovehoney Glitches 2016
    Lovehoney - Ben wrote: OUCH! Thank you ;) wrote: I've tried to upload a secret tester review 4 times tonight and...
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    13 Sep 2016 Lovehoney Glitches 2016
    I'm guessing if I can post on the forums my account isn't blocked, so it muct be a glitch :D
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    13 Sep 2016 Lovehoney Glitches 2016
    I've tried to upload a secret tester review 4 times tonight and I've had a request blocked message each time. I contacted CS and was...
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    8 Sep 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    A new short story has just gone live on my blog :D http://www.scandarella.com/erotica/freckles
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    30 Aug 2016 Lovehoney Erotic Fiction Writers
    At last, I have a new story up on my blog! Just Friends: http://www.scandarella.com/erotica/just-friends Hope y'all like it :D
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    18 Jul 2016 Q and A for the ALL the members here...
    Q1: A Q2: D Q3: A Q4: B (Rock) Q5: A Q6: D (Dragon) Q7: C Q8: B...
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    27 Jun 2016 anal kegel balls?
    Lovehoney sell the Fun Factory B Balls Butt Plug, which has free roaming balls inside so is pretty much jiggle balls for your butt. It has a T-Bar...
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    23 Jun 2016 BDSM test
    ==results from bdsmtest.org== 98% Submissive 97% Rope bunny 84% Masochist 78% Degradee 71% Slave 69% Experimantalist...
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    20 Jun 2016 Book titles A-Z
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    24 Jul 2014 Sex toy tester 1

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