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  1. Oldman User Profile

    I am an older gent that is an under used sex toy . Retired and try and stay in good shape . Love to ride my motorcycles and love to be tanned and enjoy wearing as few clothes as I can . Former fire fighter , rescue diver and emergency medical technician .

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    27 Sep 2018 Crazy Girl Cherry Clitoral Arousal Cream 30mlCrazy Girl Cherry Clitoral Arousal Cream 30ml Unisex Arousal Cream Oldman 9 out of 10
    27 Sep 2018 Male Power Jouster Pouch ThongMale Power Jouster Pouch Thong Leather and rivet stallion harness Oldman 9 out of 10
    27 Sep 2018 Bondage Boutique Soft Bondage KitBondage Boutique Soft Bondage Kit Bondage soft set Oldman 8 out of 10
    26 Jul 2018 Lovehoney BASICS 10-Piece Nipple Pump SetLovehoney BASICS 10-Piece Nipple Pump Set Nipple Erector Set Oldman 9 out of 10
    26 Jul 2018 Lovehoney BASICS 8 Inch Dildo with Suction CupLovehoney BASICS 8 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup Nice size dildo that you can stick anywhere Oldman 9 out of 10
    26 Jul 2018 Whirling Spray Anal DoucheWhirling Spray Anal Douche 'Clean up in Aisle Two' Anal Douche Oldman 9 out of 10
    26 Jul 2018 Tracey Cox EDGE Ultimate Performance Stamina Enhancing Penis PumpTracey Cox EDGE Ultimate Performance Stamina Enhancing Penis Pump Penis Pump that really sucks Oldman 9 out of 10
    26 Jul 2018 Tracey Cox EDGE Maximum Control Adjustable Stamina RingTracey Cox EDGE Maximum Control Adjustable Stamina Ring Adjustable Cock Ring Oldman 7 out of 10
    25 Jul 2018 Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate MassagerLovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager Oldman 9 out of 10
    25 Jul 2018 Lovehoney Oh! Kinky Confessions Truth or Dare Card Game (52 Pack)Lovehoney Oh! Kinky Confessions Truth or Dare Card Game (52 Pack) Kinky Confession, fun game Oldman 7 out of 10
    4 Dec 2017 Lovehoney Booty Shaker Remote Control Vibrating Butt PlugLovehoney Booty Shaker Remote Control Vibrating Butt Plug Great starter toy with remote Oldman 7 out of 10
    14 Aug 2017 Rocks Off Ro-Zen Pro Twin Cock Ring with 10 Function USB Rechargable Butt PlugRocks Off Ro-Zen Pro Twin Cock Ring with 10 Function USB Rechargable Butt Plug Rocks Off Rro-Zen Pro Twin Cock Ring with 10 Function USB Rechargeable Butt Plug Oldman 7 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    Yesterday Vasectomy problems
    Wow , so sorry to hear that ! Had mine done 32 years ago by a urologist on a Friday , back to work on Monday . No more kids and I still come plenty ....
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Thursday Body confidence...
    Knight1119 , many people have said I have a mean look most of the time . Mostly because I do not show any teeth while smiling . My teeth have always...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Thursday Body confidence...
    Overall for my age , I think I look OK . I think my bum and legs along with my clean hairless cock and balls . My wife and several of her friends...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Wednesday Chaps, what underwear do you find most comfortable?
    Sorry , but from this side of the pond when I read chaps I think of my motorcycle leg coverings . During sex play , my wife likes me to wear a black...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Advice on fantasies/fetishes
    I can only give my point of view and thoughts on the subject . I have had fantasies that I finally got to try and found I got a lot more out of them...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Tuesday New here. Just looking for tips and information
    Hello and welcome , enjoy .
    Introduce Yourself
    Monday Hi all
    Hello and enjoy yourself ! The forum is a great place to learn about things you may not have thought about or tried . The reviews can be helpful for...
    Introduce Yourself
    Monday Chaps, what underwear do you find most comfortable?
    Anything except boxers . Mostly throngs and also string cock sox styles . Cotton throngs and strings  for hot weather . During the winter I also wear...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Sunday Hair removal cream (intimate area 😉)
    If you want to see how well sugar waxing does , just remove the can in my picture . Makes for a smooth play area !
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Sunday Hair removal cream (intimate area 😉)
    There are many threads about this subject , but I am too lazy to find them . I am a lover of sugar waxing ! It really does not huurt much at all to...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Sunday Penises and Vaginas, Things of beauty or ugly
    I love the look of many of both . A well trimmed playground , if not totally clean ( hairless) is my cup of tea . Working emergency medical I have...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jul 2019 What was the last photo you took?
    Several flowers in our neighbors back garden . Several lillies and a rose , lighting was perfect .
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    10 Jul 2019 What was the last photo you took?
    Several flowers in our neighbors back garden . Several lillies and a rose , lighting was perfect .
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    10 Jul 2019 Would You Ever... Part 6
    Not these days , too many crack / meth heads . Would you ever flirt with a stranger ?
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    10 Jul 2019 Would You Ever... Part 6
    Not these days , too many crack / meth heads . Would you ever flirt with a stranger ?
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    10 Jul 2019 Skinny Dipping ?
    Three or four decades ago I went skinny dipping several times , never been caught . However while fishing I have run across others skinny dipping ....
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    8 Jul 2019 How long can you go without orgasm / cumming?
    Winer time I can easily go a week . Summer time , average a day or maybe two at the max . Getting tanned and oiled up and wearing little makes me...
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    8 Jul 2019 What undies are you wearing today? part 4
    White cock sock thong .
    Lingerie & Clothing
    7 Jul 2019 Need more semen!
    As a related bit of information , I was converted into a sport model about 30 years ago and have the same volume as before . Before vasectomy I...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Jul 2019 Need more semen!
    Ian Chimp , Iwas thinking the exact same thing ! Could ship a thermos , but I am afraid it might not be useful by the time it got there .
    Sex Tips & Talk

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