1. newbie_analyst User Profile

    Single, and happy that way, good with my own company.

    Uber-geek, and proud.

    Turn-ons: openness, flexibility and straight talking, experimentation.

    Turn-offs: control freaks, selfishness, close-minded.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    29 Jun 2020 SILEXD Thermo-Reactive Dual Density Girthy Silicone Butt Plug 3.5 InchSILEXD Thermo-Reactive Dual Density Girthy Silicone Butt Plug 3.5 Inch Interesting, but flawed newbie_analyst 3 out of 10
    8 Jun 2020 SILEXD Thermo-Reactive Dual Density Girthy Silicone Butt Plug 3 InchSILEXD Thermo-Reactive Dual Density Girthy Silicone Butt Plug 3 Inch Next level comfort newbie_analyst 10 out of 10
    29 May 2020 Fleshlight Riley Reid QUICKSHOT Texture Male Masturbator Fleshlight Riley Reid QUICKSHOT Texture Male Masturbator A little too compact newbie_analyst 5 out of 10
    7 May 2020 Lovehoney Jewelled Metal Medium Butt Plug ClearLovehoney Jewelled Metal Medium Butt Plug Clear Perfect newbie_analyst 10 out of 10
    30 Apr 2020 Nexus Revo Extreme Remote Control Rotating Prostate Massager Nexus Revo Extreme Remote Control Rotating Prostate Massager Impressive, but not right for me newbie_analyst 7 out of 10
    21 Oct 2019 Aneros Progasm Ice Prostate MassagerAneros Progasm Ice Prostate Massager Not quite what I hoped for newbie_analyst 7 out of 10
    30 Sep 2019 Lovehoney Nubby Textured Sensual Glass DildoLovehoney Nubby Textured Sensual Glass Dildo Perfect for anal stimulation newbie_analyst 9 out of 10
    12 Aug 2019 LHM Stripe Mesh ThongLHM Stripe Mesh Thong Little bit of naughty newbie_analyst 9 out of 10
    12 Aug 2019 Male Power Cotton Rib Sexy ThongMale Power Cotton Rib Sexy Thong Pleasantly surprised newbie_analyst 9 out of 10
    13 Jun 2019 Tracey Cox EDGE Performance Enhancer Double Stamina RingTracey Cox EDGE Performance Enhancer Double Stamina Ring Better than expected newbie_analyst 7 out of 10
    13 Jun 2019 Tracey Cox EDGE Maximum Control Adjustable Stamina RingTracey Cox EDGE Maximum Control Adjustable Stamina Ring Not impressed newbie_analyst 3 out of 10
    13 Jun 2019 Beaded Realistic Vagina StrokerBeaded Realistic Vagina Stroker Not bad for a budget stroker newbie_analyst 6 out of 10
    11 Jun 2019 Sportsheets Thigh HarnessSportsheets Thigh Harness Just the job newbie_analyst 10 out of 10
    11 Jun 2019 Lovehoney Silicone Curved Butt Plug and Cock RingLovehoney Silicone Curved Butt Plug and Cock Ring High quality and very effective newbie_analyst 9 out of 10
    8 May 2019 Lovehoney Realistic Textured Sensual Glass DildoLovehoney Realistic Textured Sensual Glass Dildo Warm up for something bigger newbie_analyst 7 out of 10
    8 May 2019 Lovehoney Spiral Sensual Glass DildoLovehoney Spiral Sensual Glass Dildo Perfect for anal play newbie_analyst 10 out of 10
    8 May 2019 Riley Reid Utopia Textured Fleshlight GirlsRiley Reid Utopia Textured Fleshlight Girls Shower fun newbie_analyst 10 out of 10
    8 May 2019 Ice Lady Crystal FleshlightIce Lady Crystal Fleshlight Perfect partner to mix up solo time a bit newbie_analyst 10 out of 10
    11 Oct 2018 Anal Fantasy Rechargeable Ass-Gasm Cock Ring and Vibrating Butt PlugAnal Fantasy Rechargeable Ass-Gasm Cock Ring and Vibrating Butt Plug Fantastic combination newbie_analyst 8 out of 10
    20 Sep 2018 Doc Johnson Titanmen The Rumpy Smooth Butt Plug 6.5 InchDoc Johnson Titanmen The Rumpy Smooth Butt Plug 6.5 Inch Next level intensity newbie_analyst 9 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Yesterday Disappearing butt blug
    I've had a similar experience with the SILEXD plugs. IMHO it might be an issue with silicone based plugs. Certainly in the case of the SILEXD plugs,...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Yesterday Expanding butt plugs
    Quick question, as I trust the people here at Lovehoney more than pretty much anywhere else in the online sex toy world. I've been looking into...
    Sex Toys
    7 Nov 2019 Kinky undies for work?
    Nothing really kinky, but I've got a some lacy boxers and a few thongs that I like to mix it up with some days to work. It's cool, makes the day a...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Oct 2019 Would you rather?
    Definitely large butt plug. WYR - Remote control vibrating butt plug, control or be controlled?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    17 Oct 2019 Sexiest accents that turn you on.
    Australian, gets me every time.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    8 Aug 2019 How many?
    Just done a bit of a stock check, 6 dildos, 3 male masturbators, and 15 plugs and prostate massagers, 24 in total, not including paraphernalia like...
    Sex Toys
    8 Aug 2019 Prostate massage
    It's far more about the mind than the body. I struggled for the longest time with this, thinking if I change positions, change depth, change toy,...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Jul 2019 What music are you listening to right now?
    Anything 80's. I'm on a major nostalgia drive at the moment, so anything goes as long as it's of that era, from Toni Basil to Transvision Vamp, T'Pau...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    18 Jul 2019 how often do you masturbate
    Twice a day on average, when I can. There simply is no better way to relax and de-stress, even sex, as there's no pressure, just me, myself and I,...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    11 Jul 2019 What undies are you wearing today? part 4
    Trying out a new jock strap today, just for a change of pace.
    Lingerie & Clothing
    13 Jun 2019 Last Film You Watched Part 2
    Chappie on Netflix.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    13 Jun 2019 Change a letter part 5
    Real
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    4 Jun 2019 Change a letter part 5
    Coin
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    16 May 2019 Do you have a toy box or secret wardrobe??
    Colossaloak wrote: We bought a tollbox from a DIY store and a padlock to keep ever increasingly prying eyes out.  The box is then kept in the...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    16 May 2019 Change a letter part 5
    Damn
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    13 May 2019 Last Film You Watched Part 2
    "The Wandering Earth" on Netflix. Chinese Sci-Fi, very good, shame it's dubbed rather than subtitled.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    8 May 2019 What toys did you last play with?
    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=32884 for warming up, followed by https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30947 to finish off.
    Sex Toys
    17 Apr 2019 Fave TV Progs at the mo...! (Could b interesting!?)
    Currently watching part 2 of "The OA" on Netflix, freaky and intriguing.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    17 Apr 2019 Chain Reaction part 5
    Beat Surrender (anyone who gets this one, showing your age :-) )
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    17 Mar 2019 Change a letter part 5
    Hike
    Off-Topic Chat & Games

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Sep 2016 Anal Experimentation 13
    9 Sep 2016 Sex Toy Testers 2
    5 Aug 2018 Kinky 4
    7 Aug 2018 Underwear 7

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