1. mummymermaid User Profile

    Mid thirties redhead (natural) on here with my partner The shape..we both have accounts but i am way more active on here and I buy more. Standard really I like to talk and spend money! Lovehoney has changed our sex life from WOW to WOW WOW WOW! We are experimenting with bondage and playing with toys together and finding out more about what turns us on in the process..it's lots of fun and also empowering..I haven't felt this good about myself in years if ever...xxx

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    3 Oct 2018 Fifty Shades Freed Desire Blooms Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorFifty Shades Freed Desire Blooms Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator My desire bloomed mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    4 Jan 2017 Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorHappy Rabbit 2 G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Too much rabbit for me to handle mummymermaid 8 out of 10
    22 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Plus Size Unwrap Me Babydoll WhiteLovehoney Plus Size Unwrap Me Babydoll White Pretty in white mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    25 Sep 2016 Fifty Shades Darker Beyond Erotic Butt PlugFifty Shades Darker Beyond Erotic Butt Plug I adore Fifty Shades mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    31 Aug 2016 Lovehoney Plus Size Long Sleeve Lace Suspender BodystockingLovehoney Plus Size Long Sleeve Lace Suspender Bodystocking Bodystockings must be made of witchcraft not lace mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    11 Aug 2016 Lovehoney BASICS Doughnut Cock Ring Multipack (3 Pack)Lovehoney BASICS Doughnut Cock Ring Multipack (3 Pack) Our favourite cock rings mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    6 Jul 2016 Lovehoney Plus Size Treasure Me Satin & Lace Longline Underwired BraLovehoney Plus Size Treasure Me Satin & Lace Longline Underwired Bra Treasured by me mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    28 Jun 2016 Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Realistic Dildo 5.5 InchLovehoney Lifelike Lover Realistic Dildo 5.5 Inch My favourite dildo mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    15 Jun 2016 Bondage Boutique Beginners Silicone Butterfly Riding CropBondage Boutique Beginners Silicone Butterfly Riding Crop Oooh yes, love that sweet sting mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    13 Jun 2016 THRUST Pro Elite Sophia Realistic Vagina & AssTHRUST Pro Elite Sophia Realistic Vagina & Ass So so real, so sexy mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    18 May 2016 Lovehoney Dream Rabbit 10 Function Silicone Triple Rabbit VibratorLovehoney Dream Rabbit 10 Function Silicone Triple Rabbit Vibrator The rabbit of my dreams mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    6 May 2016 iCollection Plus Size Mesh Chemise with Cup DetailiCollection Plus Size Mesh Chemise with Cup Detail Oops! Forgot the G-string! mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    5 May 2016 iCollection Plus Size Mesh Chemise with Cup DetailiCollection Plus Size Mesh Chemise with Cup Detail I adore this mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    2 May 2016 Silken Bunny USB Rechargeable Rotating Rabbit VibratorSilken Bunny USB Rechargeable Rotating Rabbit Vibrator So excited and then not mummymermaid 5 out of 10
    6 Apr 2016 Coco de Mer Roseravished Massage Candle 200gCoco de Mer Roseravished Massage Candle 200g You can roseravish me every day mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    29 Mar 2016 Lovehoney Double Fun Realistic Vibrating Double PenetratorLovehoney Double Fun Realistic Vibrating Double Penetrator Beginner DP pleasure, and oh it felt so good! mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    21 Mar 2016 Lovehoney Flirty Bra BlackLovehoney Flirty Bra Black Daytime sass, night time sexy mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    5 Mar 2016 Lovehoney Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Penis Extender with Ball Loop Flesh PinkLovehoney Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Penis Extender with Ball Loop Flesh Pink Ooh hello master, there's something different about you mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    15 Feb 2016 Lovehoney Flirty Purple Lace BoyshortLovehoney Flirty Purple Lace Boyshort Yay sexy big girl knickers mummymermaid 10 out of 10
    2 Feb 2016 Lelo Nea 2 Luxury USB Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorLelo Nea 2 Luxury USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator Can't keep Nea in a drawer mummymermaid 10 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    3 Oct 2018 Spooky Shenanigans...
    I’ve ordered a pumpkin ring! I never saw the outfits though!!!! I want the witch and the vamp one 😍😍🖤🎃
    Inside Lovehoney
    3 Oct 2018 Sum up your day in three words
    Waiting for delivery
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Oct 2018 Get it off ! Support thread V2.0
    Hiya all. I think iam two stone lighter than I was when I last was on the forums just because I cut dairy out of my diet my skin is glowing too! I...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Oct 2018 Hi everyone
    Yay thanks everyone! I’m expecting a lh delivery today so super excited 😊, hope everyone is having a lovely day xxx
    Introduce Yourself
    2 Oct 2018 Hi everyone
    Oh yay! Lovely to see people I knew and meet new ones, I am a lot better than I was, i definitely needed time away...it’s really good to be back...
    Introduce Yourself
    2 Oct 2018 What's your favourite thing about Halloween?
    I love Halloween so much! I love the crisp clear days of autumn and the beautiful colours of nature, candles cardigans and blankets and horror movies,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    2 Oct 2018 Hi everyone
    Hiya all had been a while in fact it’s been over a year , I know that because I lost some of my points , but made it up yesterday with the first order...
    Introduce Yourself
    6 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Nipping in to say hello before work...I hope you all have a lovely day..and for those feeling really ill with colds and even pneumonia (poor jess)...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Jan 2017 Get it off ! Support thread
    That's so good fun louise!! Well done...I wasn't as awesome as that today but not too bad either..just getting ready for when I really...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Jan 2017 The latest things you played with
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30153 ....this and its sooo good xxx
    Sex Toys
    5 Jan 2017 Forum Review Competition...
    I will have a go . Done my first review in awhile yesterday. Forgot how much i enjoy it. So tonight i will give this ago xx
    Inside Lovehoney
    5 Jan 2017 Get it off ! Support thread
    I v e lost two stone on the 5:2 diet fun louise it really does work..i am starting next Monday properly but I have made some changes already...I...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    25 Nov 2016 Deal of the Day
    Just bought today's deal of the day..the other half has wanted a mains wand for a long time now x
    Inside Lovehoney
    6 Nov 2016 Spread a little love.
    Going through something similar myself and I am so so sorry for your loss huni..take care..*hugs* xxx
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Nov 2016 Get it off ! Support thread
    Very down at the moment put one 4.5 pounds which has made me go over that stone I lost..so now just 11 pounds I've lost..but I have been...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    26 Oct 2016 Is Lovehoney Leanne on commission?
    Hehe loving the selfie ^^ xx
    Inside Lovehoney
    26 Oct 2016 Get it off ! Support thread
    Just a little update...I have been messing around with the same four pounds all summer and Autumn so far..two pound on..one and a half off etc...
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    25 Oct 2016 Which rabbit.
    I have tried a few rabbits...and found it hard to find ones that suit me...the dream ones especially the slimline one is amazing! I would recommend...
    Sex Toys
    24 Oct 2016 Who do you secretly admire ?
    RosyCheek wrote: I love each and every one of you very much. Never have I felt so welcome and part of something before. Its amazing...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Oct 2016 Who do you secretly admire ?
    In no order Fun louise, sum sub, slinky, shadow collector, Nat and Tom, couple who like to spice things up, vanilla kink, , mysteron, bondage God,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    9 Jun 2016 Bondage fun 2
    11 Jun 2016 Photo shoot ready 0
    12 Jun 2016 Candles and lotions 10
    27 Jun 2016 Toys toys toys 2
    27 Jun 2016 Sex toy testers 0

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