1. Mucky Duck User Profile

    Married 12 years so doggy style only... I sit up & beg and she rolls over & plays dead!
    Great sex when I get it but she's rarely in the mood

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    26 Jan 2009 Lovehoney Double Ding Ding Vibrating Cock RingLovehoney Double Ding Ding Vibrating Cock Ring Long ride, short slide Mucky Duck 4 out of 10
    29 Dec 2008 Lovehoney SQWERTY Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 115mlLovehoney SQWERTY Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 115ml Confidence in a bottle Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    15 Dec 2008 Fun Factory Original Smartballs Kegel BallsFun Factory Original Smartballs Kegel Balls Muffin Butterer Mucky Duck 9 out of 10
    12 Dec 2008 ID Glide Pump Bottle 275mlID Glide Pump Bottle 275ml Ian Botham Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    6 Nov 2008 Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100mlTracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml Lovely lube Mucky Duck 7 out of 10
    31 Oct 2008 Ultimate Pocket Masturbation Kit for HerUltimate Pocket Masturbation Kit for Her Beginners only Mucky Duck 6 out of 10
    31 Oct 2008 Mini Double Penetration DildoMini Double Penetration Dildo Decent back scratcher Mucky Duck 3 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Mantric Bedside Bullet VibratorMantric Bedside Bullet Vibrator A go to toy! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Fun Factory Bootie Butt PlugFun Factory Bootie Butt Plug Fun Factory Fabulous Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Waterproof Vibrating Butt Plug SmallWaterproof Vibrating Butt Plug Small Nice little package Mucky Duck 8 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet VibratorTracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator Love Bullet Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    29 Oct 2008 Sliquid Sassy Glycerin-Free Anal Lubricant 125mlSliquid Sassy Glycerin-Free Anal Lubricant 125ml Ass Pounding Fun! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    29 Oct 2008 Durex Play Tingle Personal Lubricant 60mlDurex Play Tingle Personal Lubricant 60ml Tingletime! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    29 Oct 2008 Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50mlDurex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml Licktastic Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 Mocha Lady Fleshlight Stamina Training UnitMocha Lady Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit Get one, NOW! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 CyberSkin Ass Penis StrokerCyberSkin Ass Penis Stroker Woah.., that's tight! Mucky Duck 8 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 ID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 30mlID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 30ml Perfect Travel companion Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 ID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 130mlID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 130ml Slick n slippy Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    3 Apr 2007 Fun Factory Heartbreaker II VibratorFun Factory Heartbreaker II Vibrator Yee-Haw!!! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    2 Apr 2007 Doc Johnson Realistic Mulatto Vibrator 8 InchDoc Johnson Realistic Mulatto Vibrator 8 Inch King Dong! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    5 Jul 2009 Sex Tip that changed your life...
    Spit on it first!.. Works a treat!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Jul 2009 Strange side effects of sex
    Ecksvie wrote: Hey all, I recently aquired my first vibrator and I'm in love with it :) The only thing is, I've noticed when my boyfriend uses...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Jul 2009 Douches- why?
    Could be one of those more is better moments... like why do Dogs love to stick their head out of the car window  but if you blow on them they go...
    Sex Toys
    8 Jun 2009 Role Play...
    Pretend to be a whore, set your prices & tell your hubby.  Be creative! If he is as horny as you say you should have enough for those Jimmy...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Jun 2009 Just found my hubby's toys
    If your cool with it, don't say a word. We all like to think our secret stash is better hidden than Where's Wally!  It's a man pride thing, like...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Jun 2009 Vagina size
    I'm pretty sure you just grow accustomed to toys.  When I've been working away for a week or two & Mrs Duck has only been playing with her...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 May 2009 How inventive are you?
    sexytime wrote:  I told them I'd make one of those spagehetti measure things. But I never gave it to my parents. I measured my cock and cut...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 May 2009 How inventive are you?
    Inventive can be dangerous,  I once tried to wank myslef off with one off those wide neck Ribena bottles, was quite nice whilst only semi hard,...
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    30 May 2009 Whats your pubic hairstyle?
    Normally I'm trimmed with clippers to about grade two.  I've been a bit lax recently so I've got the full 'Burst Sofa' going on.  Think I...
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    30 May 2009 sex drive & pregnancy
    Fleshlights are better than RELATE!! hahah! Thankyou everyone, now we have an Heir & a spare!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    29 May 2009 sex drive & pregnancy
    Mrs Duck is pregnant again WooHoo!!!  But... She's gone off sex again, Boo!!! So... But I do have a couple of Fleshlights for just such an...
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    21 May 2009 Something to laugh about!
    premium90 wrote: Just found this on the web on youtube.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns9_Y6bGci4 Just a comical advertisement. ...
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    21 May 2009 Something to laugh about!
    Naughty40 wrote: Haha... bet this one beats it though? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH7FVB15EPU&feature=related Phwoar, look at all...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 May 2009 Hiding toys from your parents :)
    SG 69,.... And that little boy thanks you from the bottom of his heart.  He is now the hero of his class!  Certainly beats the lingerie...
    Sex Toys
    18 May 2009 Which is the best massage lube?
    I think I'll have to try the old 'pokey pokey poke poke' tonight.  Mrs Duck is preggars again (HOORAH) so little Mucky hasn't been out to play in...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 May 2009 Which is the best massage lube?
    You bring out my naughty side Morbidia!  Espcially when you tickle my belly!  See, tickle.. Massage...nearly on topic! I am a dab hand at...
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    18 May 2009 Which is the best massage lube?
    I think you'd have to be a Jammy Wagon wheel, Morbidia.  everyone loves Jammy wagon wheels.  I especially like to lick the sweet filling out...
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    18 May 2009 Which is the best massage lube?
    Hmmm, but if it was a Jammy Dodger or a Fig biscuit...... That might be different, I'd play Russian Roulette for a Crinkle Crunch cream!  I think...
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    18 May 2009 Which is the best massage lube?
    Thought it was only sythentic & mineral oils that rotten latex.  Thought veg oils etc were ok.  Still if in doubt, don't risk it for a...
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    18 May 2009 Which is the best massage lube?
    redapple wrote: Nice ... but not for condoms or those with a nut allergy .......  xx Well my missus has never had a problem with my...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Nov 2008 Mrs Ducks Slush Fund 3

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