1. Mr Monster User Profile

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    13 Apr 2011 Seven Til Midnight Plus Size Crotchless Lace Boyshort KnickersSeven Til Midnight Plus Size Crotchless Lace Boyshort Knickers Frilly, sexy, and fun Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    23 Mar 2011 Gun Oil Gel Lubricant (59ml)Gun Oil Gel Lubricant (59ml) Gun Oil - for a smoother draw... Mr Monster 4 out of 10
    23 Mar 2011 Fun Factory Share Silicone Double Dildo 6 InchFun Factory Share Silicone Double Dildo 6 Inch Get a Share of the action Mr Monster 9 out of 10
    16 Feb 2011 Seven Til Midnight Plus Size Low Rise Lace KnickersSeven Til Midnight Plus Size Low Rise Lace Knickers Pretty, and comfortable too Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    16 Feb 2011 Seven Til Midnight Plus Size Halter Neck Lace Chemise with Satin DetailingSeven Til Midnight Plus Size Halter Neck Lace Chemise with Satin Detailing Flattering lacy halterneck chemise and thong Mr Monster 8 out of 10
    2 Feb 2011 1969 L'audacieuse Cock Ring Sleeve1969 L'audacieuse Cock Ring Sleeve Nearly right, but just too tight Mr Monster 6 out of 10
    18 Dec 2010 Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation StrokerTracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker Sensation Stroker a great place to start Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    31 Oct 2010 Blazing Waxxx 3 Colour CandlesBlazing Waxxx 3 Colour Candles Let you play with fire, without getting burned Mr Monster 6 out of 10
    30 Oct 2010 Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle BourbonJimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle Bourbon Sensual, stylish and satisfying massage candle Mr Monster 10 out of 10
    24 Oct 2010 Tantus Zing Vibrating Silicone Butt PlugTantus Zing Vibrating Silicone Butt Plug Zing Vibrating Silicone Butt Plug the best yet Mr Monster 8 out of 10
    24 Oct 2010 Perfect Nipple SuckersPerfect Nipple Suckers Perfect Nipple Suckers suck but in a good way Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    24 Oct 2010 Spank TiesSpank Ties Spank Ties – Spanks for nothing! Mr Monster 6 out of 10

    Posts

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    10 Mar 2013 What's your Brain Sex I.D?
    Utter rubbish. Their stats are bizarre and meaningless, and in some of the tests there is no difference between male and female performance...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    9 Mar 2013 wrist restraints
    A decent set of leather or fabric cuffs will be the easiest to use, and stand up to a bit of tugging. Beware the velcro ones if you're worried...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Mar 2013 New Partner - advice
    If you switch positions during sex, make that your last position. Starting off another way will let your body get warmed up and that can make a big...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Mar 2013 Non-Sexual Escorting
    I always understood "Escort" work to be pretty much universally a sexual thing. Of course it's not allowed to be marketed as such,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Mar 2013 How did you hear about Lovehoney
    Little Strummer Boy wrote: [ . . . ] i guess it planted the seed in my head... You might want to rephrase that, given where...
    Inside Lovehoney
    20 Feb 2013 Feelings you shouldn't have.
    @Noon & Shaftmaster - I might have explained myself badly. It's the fact that these feelings are causing doubts about the relationship...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Feb 2013 Sexy things to take and do on a Thailand honeymoon
    A deck of cards is always useful; it's lightweight and easy to pack. For faster-paced fun, why not try the travel versions of classics such as...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Feb 2013 deepthroating
    Emma44 wrote:  . . .  luckily for me he only ever seams to wants it as a warm up to sex,so i appear to be getting away...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Feb 2013 I want to give my boyfriend the best blow job ever
    Enjoy it.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Feb 2013 anal beads - wife.Mirror on ceiling
    Women CAN be turned on by anal play, beads, plugs or whatever. But that doesn't mean that any given woman WILL be turned on by it, or even want...
    Sex Toys
    18 Feb 2013 condoms. bulk
    I'd say that most things are better than Durex. Pasante are fine and usually work out cheapish, especially if you buy multiple packs @ 3for2...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Feb 2013 Feelings you shouldn't have.
    @CharlietheDog - I'm not going to beat around the bush: you need to sort out your relationship, not your feelings for your friend. When...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    15 Feb 2013 Roses are red....
    Roses are velvety Soft to the touch Violets are violet Their name says as much You're just as lovely A true special friend . . ....
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    24 Apr 2012 Ideas for bondage tape
    DIY corset. Just don't let the edge roll up . . . Have safety shears handy
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Apr 2012 Subs: What do you like
    rag doll wrote: i am a sub and was just wondering what other subs like doing. Surely, "whatever they're damn well told to!"
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Apr 2012 Back after a long break
    Nice to see you again.
    Introduce Yourself
    7 Apr 2012 Sleeping naked appreciation thread...
    I hate loose clothing in bed - I tend to shift around lots getting comfy so it always ends up wrapped round my neck! Naked is best. But your bedding...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    26 Mar 2012 How do you usually spend your saturday night's?
    Maybe a film. Dinner is usually good, though. That's it.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    15 Mar 2012 My Phone Sex Secrets.. Career Options? Ideas guys!
    Lady.Gasm.X wrote:  How would I go about publishing them? Not the foggiest idea! If I find out what works I'll let you know.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Mar 2012 If you could spend a day what would you do without cheating
    Kinkygentleman wrote: for all you know they may not even be the gender they claim to be, then would that count? Then... what if you had...
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    28 Apr 2011 A Gift for Any Occasion... 2
    3 Nov 2011 Sex Toy Testers 0

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