1. Morthius User Profile

    A family man with a naughty mind. Me and my Wife like to try new things.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    17 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Crotchless Hot Pink Lace BoyshortsLovehoney Crotchless Hot Pink Lace Boyshorts Thank God they are crotchless Morthius 10 out of 10
    17 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Crotchless Fushia Lace Ruffle Back KnickersLovehoney Crotchless Fushia Lace Ruffle Back Knickers Naughty and pink possible? Definitely Morthius 9 out of 10
    13 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Crotchless Lace-Up Back KnickerLovehoney Crotchless Lace-Up Back Knicker Better not get caught up in the ribbon Morthius 8 out of 10
    13 Oct 2016 Lovehoney Crotchless Lace Cage Back KnickersLovehoney Crotchless Lace Cage Back Knickers A working girl's dream come true Morthius 10 out of 10
    26 Dec 2015 Bondage Boutique Beginners 15 Inch Black Rubber FloggerBondage Boutique Beginners 15 Inch Black Rubber Flogger Stunning but not stinging Morthius 8 out of 10
    17 Dec 2015 Lovehoney Captivate Me Wet Look & Lace Wired BodysuitLovehoney Captivate Me Wet Look & Lace Wired Bodysuit Sexy for the curvy lady Morthius 8 out of 10
    9 Nov 2015 Lovehoney Adore Me Lace & Microfibre Basque Set BlackLovehoney Adore Me Lace & Microfibre Basque Set Black Pointy pointy Morthius 7 out of 10
    30 Sep 2015 Lovehoney Enchant Me Eyelash Lace Balcony Cup BabydollLovehoney Enchant Me Eyelash Lace Balcony Cup Babydoll Cute and the sexy Morthius 9 out of 10
    19 Aug 2015 Lovehoney Spoil Me Satin Babydoll Set PinkLovehoney Spoil Me Satin Babydoll Set Pink My heart is probably still beating fast Morthius 8 out of 10
    19 Aug 2015 Lovehoney Spoil Me Satin Crotchless Brazilian Knickers PinkLovehoney Spoil Me Satin Crotchless Brazilian Knickers Pink You just have to explore what's underneath Morthius 9 out of 10
    16 Jul 2015 Doc Johnson TitanMen Triple Duty Fisting Cream 236mlDoc Johnson TitanMen Triple Duty Fisting Cream 236ml White and creamy Morthius 9 out of 10
    13 Mar 2015 Bathmate HYDROMAX7 Penis Pump ClearBathmate HYDROMAX7 Penis Pump Clear There is no such thing as permanent Morthius 9 out of 10
    9 Oct 2014 Lovehoney Lifelike Elle Super Tight Pocket PussyLovehoney Lifelike Elle Super Tight Pocket Pussy Much better than expected Morthius 10 out of 10
    11 Sep 2014 Swoon Smooth Mover Water-Based Lubricant 125mlSwoon Smooth Mover Water-Based Lubricant 125ml Move me easy Morthius 8 out of 10
    21 Aug 2014 Fifty Shades of Grey Delicious Fullness Vibrating Butt PlugFifty Shades of Grey Delicious Fullness Vibrating Butt Plug Mixed feelings Morthius 5 out of 10
    5 Aug 2014 Fifty Shades of Grey Feel it Baby! Vibrating Cock RingFifty Shades of Grey Feel it Baby! Vibrating Cock Ring Hands-free fun anyone? Morthius 8 out of 10
    24 Jul 2014 System JO Pheromone Deodorant for Men to Attract Women 75mlSystem JO Pheromone Deodorant for Men to Attract Women 75ml Pheromones do you work? Morthius 7 out of 10
    28 Jan 2014 Gabriella Vera Lace Top Floral Patterned Hold Up StockingsGabriella Vera Lace Top Floral Patterned Hold Up Stockings Simply Beautiful Morthius 10 out of 10
    28 Jan 2014 The Bunny Kiss 3 Speed G-Spot VibratorThe Bunny Kiss 3 Speed G-Spot Vibrator Cute and Powerful Morthius 9 out of 10
    18 Dec 2013 Tantus Silk Large 6 Inch Silicone DildoTantus Silk Large 6 Inch Silicone Dildo Just right Morthius 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    22 Jan 2015 Post Office Collection - EMBARASSMENT!!
    Since Lovehoney have a lot of different none sex toy products (games/hen party items/bachelor party items/ novely stuff/lingerie) etc etc I...
    Inside Lovehoney
    30 Nov 2014 Lovehoney, we need delux scissors for bondage tape
    Would be nice if lovehoney stacked those "safety scissors" often used for bondage play. not something I can find in a normal supermarket...
    Inside Lovehoney
    13 Nov 2014 Relationship good :) sex bad! ... What to do ?!?
    Even sex can get routine if you do it everyday and almost in the same way. I like the saying that "foreplay starts when the sex ends"...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Nov 2014 Some help with size
    Think I will try the 10-12 and see. I'm not a fan of ordering something I know I will have to return so ordering both is not a alternative....
    Lingerie & Clothing
    12 Nov 2014 Some help with size
    Young and fun95 wrote: Do you know what part of her body affects the sizing? Like with me, if it's something that includes boobs and not...
    Lingerie & Clothing
    12 Nov 2014 Some help with size
    Hello Been looking at this body for my wife: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29983 And sizes go from 10-12 and 12-14 and so...
    Lingerie & Clothing
    6 Oct 2014 Short skirts and tight arsed dresses
    Might be I'm missing the actual dress code you are referring to but as i see it (as a man) there are really no disadvantages dressing sexy, be it...
    Lingerie & Clothing
    1 Oct 2014 Terrible experience. The worst delivery system
    Well for me in Finland sometimes the packages arrive 2 days earlier sometimes 1 week later. It seems to depend a lot on when I made the order (at...
    Inside Lovehoney
    12 Sep 2014 Product Materials... What's your favourite?
    1) Silicone 2) Glass 3) Metal We like hard plastic stuff the least :D
    Inside Lovehoney
    14 Jul 2014 trouble getting things in my bum
    You got 1 muscle you can control there and 1 you can't. The one you can't can learn to follow the one you can and this is why practice is...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    8 Jul 2014 fast ejaculate
    As i understand kegel excersises for men can also help you in lasting longer. Even if it wouldn't it's a good thing to do anyway since...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Apr 2014 Argh! Anal is Annoying - Advice Please
    I would also want to recommend the book: The ultimate guide to anal sex for women: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=1554 It...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    31 Mar 2014 Argh! Anal is Annoying - Advice Please
    Every anus is different so it could be your plug is the wrong shape for you. Try buy anotherone with a longer/shorter "neck". Also glass...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Feb 2014 How often do you have sex?
    I would say 1 time/week on average. Been a bit more lately but since we have a 2 year old at home there can be periouds of long term sickness from...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Jan 2014 Is it missing or not showing (review)
    I recently wrote 2 reviews. 1 shows as "awaiting approval" the other does not show at all there. Does this indicate that  the second...
    Inside Lovehoney
    16 Jan 2014 Anal cleanliness
    If you do go the whole bag add some salt to not get dehydrated. However if you do not suffer from any kind of stomach problems and have normal...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    15 Jan 2014 DOMINIX Bondage Range!
    Mmm I like the looks of this range. 
    Inside Lovehoney
    17 Dec 2013 prem-pop advive :(
    Safe to say I can not be a expert on you and how you work but for me I can get too mentally stimulated to be able to last for very long. For...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Dec 2013 How to make anal enjoyable
    This is an amazing book that covers pretty much anything you need to know about anal sex and prepairing and in this revised edition you can find...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Dec 2013 How to make anal enjoyable
    I would recommend a glass toy, was really impressed how easy it goes in because of the smoothness of glass. But do not overdo the circumfrence as...
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    7 Aug 2013 Sex Toy Testers 2

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