1. Morphalubrius User Profile

    Hello, I'm just some random guy who stumbled into this erotic community with the intention of residing here unnoticed for so long that I can claim squatters' rights and get a free Teddy Babe doll.

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    8 May 2015 It's voting time
    How sad that Jo Swinson, the Lib Dem, lost her seat. I think she's lovely and made a great MP and actually that was the thing I was the most...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    4 May 2015 Autosexuality - anyone out there!
    I can only answer for me, and the answer is simply that women don't really 'do it' for me - and men can't really do it to me as...
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    4 May 2015 What's one thing you would love to do that the opposite sex can do?
    Be able to use jiggle balls! (In a place that could make me orgasm.)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    4 May 2015 Autosexuality - anyone out there!
    I'm very similar. I find women can be very attractive to look at but don't really draw me to want to do anything with them. I don't...
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    27 Apr 2015 Unbelievable returns policy - how do LH achieve it?
    I took a box of Corn Flakes back to the supermarket once. Do I qualify?
    Inside Lovehoney
    25 Apr 2015 question for the guys
    I can orgasm whether completely hard, completely not hard or somewhere in between. It's a popular misconception that hard=horny and...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Apr 2015 new member
    hello Princess! I'm pretty new too so I won't be much use on the advice front, other than to say just write whatever comes to mind :)
    Introduce Yourself
    14 Apr 2015 A good reason to have sex in the sea! (or not?)
    Oh dear, perhaps the stinging isn't quite worth the intense eroticism of being stuck together then :(
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Apr 2015 A good reason to have sex in the sea! (or not?)
    Every now and again I come across a story in the news and think 'Boy, I wish this was about me'. This is one such example:...
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    14 Apr 2015 I'm new on here and wanting to find friends 😘
    Luscious Lady Penelope wrote: Hi everyone I'm writing lots of review but I'm new to this forum : ) I'm single but my ex and I are...
    Introduce Yourself
    14 Apr 2015 Weird strange error messages
    I just used like back button like SubDom said and it worked the second time.
    Inside Lovehoney
    14 Apr 2015 Sorry everyone
    And back with a brand spanking (pun intended) new profile picture too, which is lovely.
    Introduce Yourself
    14 Apr 2015 How many orgasms have you had in the past 7 days?
    None. I'm overdue!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Apr 2015 wax
    I dripped hot wax onto my skin once by accident (normal candle, totally nonsexual situation) but it felt so good that ever since then I've...
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    13 Apr 2015 Turned On - conscious or subconscious?
    Mine wasn't after anything so unfortunately I had no excuse - just couldn't keep my mind on it!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Apr 2015 Weird strange error messages
    DavidB1986 wrote: Many many years ago when I still had a windows PC - I was trying to install a brand new microsoft bluetooth...
    Inside Lovehoney
    13 Apr 2015 what tips you over the edge?
    DavidB1986 wrote: Nothing melts me faster than just him running his fingers gently all over my body. When done right, my skin...
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    13 Apr 2015 what tips you over the edge?
    I can pretty much resist any temptation thrown my way, but latex is the one thing that can sometimes test my limits. A tight and shiny latex catsuit...
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    13 Apr 2015 Weird strange error messages
    I have just received the following error message attempting to submit a post: Transaction (Process ID 154) was deadlocked on lock | communication...
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    13 Apr 2015 Shy Partner?
    I agree with you about dating, Black Magic. Dating is such a magical, wonderful thing - letting something grow between two people, enjoying...
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