1. Monkeysnacks User Profile

    Aspiring sub with a liking for being gagged and spanked. Deeply interested in anal play but have yet to explore due to cleanliness worries, however I have a douche and will one day feel brave enough to use it.

    Turn-ons include wife beaters, delicious heels, strip-teases, writing erotic fiction for my boyfriend and indulging in mild bondage. Turn-offs aren't too extensive, but I didn't swoon over Christian, was a tad arrogant for my liking.

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    17 Aug 2017 Fun Factory Smartvibes Realistic G-Twist VibratorFun Factory Smartvibes Realistic G-Twist Vibrator Packs A Punch But Didn't Make the Earth Move Monkeysnacks 8 out of 10
    10 Dec 2015 Blush Performance Textured Tickler Penis SleeveBlush Performance Textured Tickler Penis Sleeve Girthy In All The Wrong Ways Monkeysnacks 2 out of 10
    2 Nov 2015 Coquette Darque Wet Look Gloves with Finger WhipsCoquette Darque Wet Look Gloves with Finger Whips Not Snappy Enough Monkeysnacks 4 out of 10
    16 Jun 2015 Coquette Bright Blue Wide Lace ThongCoquette Bright Blue Wide Lace Thong Flattering for Fuller Figures Monkeysnacks 9 out of 10
    28 Mar 2015 Babe Black Short Bob Wig with FringeBabe Black Short Bob Wig with Fringe Black No.1 Monkeysnacks 8 out of 10
    21 Dec 2014 Lovehoney Ribbed G-Spot Sensual Glass DildoLovehoney Ribbed G-Spot Sensual Glass Dildo Frustrating Monkeysnacks 7 out of 10
    19 Nov 2014 Fifty Shades of Grey Please Sir FloggerFifty Shades of Grey Please Sir Flogger Please, Sir, can I have some more? Monkeysnacks 9 out of 10
    28 Oct 2014 Adjustable Nipple Tweezers with BeadsAdjustable Nipple Tweezers with Beads Pretty In A Pinch Monkeysnacks 8 out of 10
    18 Sep 2014 Bondage Boutique Beginners Collar and LeadBondage Boutique Beginners Collar and Lead Who's a Good Doggy? Monkeysnacks 9 out of 10
    23 Aug 2014 Swoon Get the Massage Gift SetSwoon Get the Massage Gift Set A Lovely Gift to Receive Monkeysnacks 8 out of 10
    23 Aug 2014 Bondage Boutique Intermediate Faux Leather Ball GagBondage Boutique Intermediate Faux Leather Ball Gag Great Fit For Beginner Subs Monkeysnacks 9 out of 10
    18 Aug 2014 Lovehoney Reversible Double Stroker UltimateLovehoney Reversible Double Stroker Ultimate Be Prepared To Be Rough Monkeysnacks 7 out of 10
    11 Aug 2014 Golden Libido Femina Performance Enhancing Pills (12 Pack)Golden Libido Femina Performance Enhancing Pills (12 Pack) A Little Bit Hit And Miss Monkeysnacks 6 out of 10
    11 Aug 2014 Bondage Boutique Dildo Mouth GagBondage Boutique Dildo Mouth Gag Gagging For It Monkeysnacks 9 out of 10
    2 Aug 2014 Svenjoyment Fishnet Vest Top for MenSvenjoyment Fishnet Vest Top for Men Catch of the day Monkeysnacks 9 out of 10
    29 Jul 2014 Swoon Release Vibrating Wand MassagerSwoon Release Vibrating Wand Massager Lovely little thing Monkeysnacks 8 out of 10
    16 Jul 2014 Fever Long Leopard Print GlovesFever Long Leopard Print Gloves More About How They Make You Feel Than How They Feel Monkeysnacks 6 out of 10
    13 Jul 2014 Lovehoney BASICS 6 Inch Suction Cup Realistic DildoLovehoney BASICS 6 Inch Suction Cup Realistic Dildo Basic But Fabulous Monkeysnacks 10 out of 10
    13 Jul 2014 Durex Play Massage 2 in 1 Soothing Personal Lubricant 200mlDurex Play Massage 2 in 1 Soothing Personal Lubricant 200ml Best I've Ever Tried Monkeysnacks 10 out of 10
    13 Jul 2014 TENGA Egg SpiderTENGA Egg Spider It Really Is An Adult Kinder Egg Monkeysnacks 9 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    17 Feb 2015 Question about anal sex and constipation
    Thank you everybody for all the advice, so far I'm going with the majority saying to steer clear of laxatives. Will do. (:
    Sex Tips & Talk
    17 Feb 2015 Question about anal sex and constipation
    First of all no this isn't a joke or some attempt to troll. Second, I've read through all the other anal sex threads (not to mention...
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    3 Nov 2014 Thought I'd say Hi!
    Hello and welcome (:
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    5 Oct 2014 my first glass toys!!!!!
    Putting them on show would make for a stunning display but I imagine it might prompt a couple of uncomfortable questions from visitors :P
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    17 Sep 2014 Squirting
    LittleSwitchBitch wrote: Sum Sub wrote: By using the search function :) Pmsl 😊 I don't think...
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    16 Sep 2014 Hi everyone :)
    Hello and welcome (:
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    16 Sep 2014 Excited
    Greetings and salutations! :)
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    13 Sep 2014 Sex Text
    I find it easier to text naughty things than to actually say them out loud so it's a good way of expressing your kinkier side without blushing....
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    13 Sep 2014 Testicle message
    I have never really considered it to be a massage but I do stroke and kneed my OH's testicles during hand jobs. It is more because he needs a...
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    27 Aug 2014 Saying Hello!
    Welcome to the madhouse :D
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    26 Aug 2014 Boob Envy
    I definitely get boob envy. One of the supposed "perks" of being on the heavier side is that at least you get bigger boobs, but that has...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Aug 2014 New to the Forums.
    Greetings and salutations! This is a really friendly forum, as I'm sure you've gathered already :)
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    26 Aug 2014 tv amy
    Hi and welcome. I misread your username at first, I thought it said TV Army. I was expecting a rallying war cry or something. Oh well, I can dream....
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    24 Aug 2014 Advice On Choosing a First Butt Plug
    Have been looking at that one as well but wasn't sure because of the curvature of it. Have added it to my list and will definitely consider it....
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    24 Aug 2014 A Huge Thank You!
    My experience of the sutomer service on LH has been top notch, particularly the live chat staff. Many thanks again to both Paige and Mai :)
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    24 Aug 2014 Advice On Choosing a First Butt Plug
    So me and the OH are looking to dabble in a spot of anal play and I have been searching Lovehoney for the perfect butt plug. But after reading the...
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    22 Aug 2014 New on the forums:)
    Hi and welcome. I won't make any sheep jokes, as I'm sure ewe have heard them all by now ;)
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    14 Aug 2014 New found intimacy
    naughty mum wrote: Feeling sexy is a mindset... And I am so glad I found this site. Xx This + many. Sadly...
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    14 Aug 2014 Naughty Pictures. Yay or Nay?
    I think sending each other kinky snaps can be a good thing for a relationship, but as others before me have said it comes down to whether or not...
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    14 Aug 2014 Forum Tips Welcome for first timer
    You can find the forum games here: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/off-topic/ A lot are about word associations or "have you...
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    Date Wishlist name Items
    13 Jul 2014 Sex Toy Testers 2

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