1. Miss-Nomer User Profile

    I'm a kinky little soul who'll try most things once, and if I find out I like it (which I often seem to), it'll get done again and again and again...
    I love sex toys of many varieties, and adore dressing up. I'm very into BDSM (and I'm a switch, so I can enjoy the best of both worlds, hurrah -- although I do more frequently lean towards the submissive side), and role-playing. I'm quite the exhibitionist, but sadly the partner doesn't share that particular kink.
    Love honest, caring guys with long hair, deep voices, hairy chests, and toned, ever so slightly muscly arms (and I struck it lucky with my boyfriend). Adore pale, red-head and brunette girls with slim, curvy bodies and adventurous personalities.
    In my ideal world, every vibrator and dildo would be made from silicone, metal or glass, be fully waterproof, have multiple speeds and settings, and come in a variety of colours (always including purple!). And be rechargeable -- hunting for batteries is not my idea of foreplay!

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    9 Jul 2014 Mouth Gag with Adjustable StrapMouth Gag with Adjustable Strap Doesn't Leave me Gagging for More Miss-Nomer 5 out of 10
    17 May 2014 DOMINIX Deluxe Extra Thick Leather Wrist CuffsDOMINIX Deluxe Extra Thick Leather Wrist Cuffs Wrist Huggers Miss-Nomer 7 out of 10
    24 Apr 2014 Roza Ballerina Faux Lace Up TightsRoza Ballerina Faux Lace Up Tights En Pointe Miss-Nomer 8 out of 10
    2 Mar 2014 Fetish Fantasy Series Feather Nipple ClampsFetish Fantasy Series Feather Nipple Clamps Pretty in a Pinch Miss-Nomer 9 out of 10
    15 Feb 2014 DOMINIX Deluxe Metal Connector Chain 40 InchDOMINIX Deluxe Metal Connector Chain 40 Inch Chain Reaction Miss-Nomer 8 out of 10
    12 Feb 2014 Gabriella Carla Lace Top Hold Up Stockings with Bow DetailGabriella Carla Lace Top Hold Up Stockings with Bow Detail Bowed Beauties Miss-Nomer 9 out of 10
    27 Oct 2013 Nalone Powerful Mini Bullet VibratorNalone Powerful Mini Bullet Vibrator Itty Bitty Buzzy Miss-Nomer 7 out of 10
    18 Sep 2013 Livia Corsetti Josslyn Fishnet and Lace BodystockingLivia Corsetti Josslyn Fishnet and Lace Bodystocking Pretty Slinky Miss-Nomer 7 out of 10
    30 Jan 2013 Mikes Spikes Male Chastity RingMikes Spikes Male Chastity Ring Tiny Torture Device Miss-Nomer 8 out of 10
    28 Dec 2012 Spartacus Leather Thigh RestraintsSpartacus Leather Thigh Restraints Soft, sumptuous and practical - everything I like Miss-Nomer 9 out of 10
    8 Dec 2011 Spartacus Black Dual-Lock HandcuffsSpartacus Black Dual-Lock Handcuffs I'm in love Miss-Nomer 10 out of 10
    28 Nov 2011 Bondage Boutique Leather Cuff Spreader BarBondage Boutique Leather Cuff Spreader Bar Petite Spreader Bar Miss-Nomer 8 out of 10
    7 Nov 2010 Bondage Boutique Leather Cross PaddleBondage Boutique Leather Cross Paddle Bondage Boutique Leather Cross Paddle: Mercy! Miss-Nomer 9 out of 10
    30 Sep 2010 Death By Orgasm Power Bullet VibratorDeath By Orgasm Power Bullet Vibrator R.I.P Miss-Nomer 8 out of 10
    16 Nov 2007 Berman Center Venus Waterproof G-Spot VibratorBerman Center Venus Waterproof G-Spot Vibrator Terribly disappointing. Miss-Nomer 6 out of 10
    9 Nov 2007 Lovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Love Egg VibratorLovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Love Egg Vibrator Oh. My. Gods. Miss-Nomer 9 out of 10
    26 Jul 2007 Doc Johnson UR3 Ribbed Soft Sleeve VibratorDoc Johnson UR3 Ribbed Soft Sleeve Vibrator Simply Wonderful. Miss-Nomer 10 out of 10
    16 Jul 2007 Toy Joy Shagadelic VibratorToy Joy Shagadelic Vibrator I think this toy was inspired by a cactus... Miss-Nomer 6 out of 10
    13 Jul 2007 Toy Joy Wiggle Wonder WandToy Joy Wiggle Wonder Wand Wonder-ful? Not quite. Miss-Nomer 6 out of 10
    5 Jun 2007 Toy Joy Tower of Power Max VibratorToy Joy Tower of Power Max Vibrator What rotten luck. Miss-Nomer 3 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    30 Jan 2013 Cock or vibrator ?
    Like I've always told my partner, they're not comparable. The feeling is different and the mental/emotional factor is worlds apart. Penises come with...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Jan 2013 Sub/dom
    Talk to him. Make sure he knows that you want to try new things together for fun, not because you're bored of him. Explain why you'd like to try this,...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Jan 2013 Who buys the toys in your relationship
    We both buy the toys. We mostly buy our own, and it varies who buys the more couply ones, but occasionally we get each other gifts. I think every gift...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Jan 2013 It's a traaaap!
    I've never, ever seen the term "Tarp" in regards to anyone trans. Trap, yes, tarp no. I can only assume it's a misspelling. Or someone talking about...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Jan 2013 G-Spot vibrators
    The only toy that's ever done much for my G-Spot is the Fun Factory Delight: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13001 However, it's not exactly...
    Sex Toys
    17 Jan 2013 Strapon Thoughts
    I've always liked the look of things like: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10172 for pegging where the giver gets a bit for themselves. But...
    Sex Toys
    17 Jan 2013 Question about gloves!
    I love gloves. Of all types. Satin and latex especially, though. I can remember in high school Chemistry class I used to always love when we got...
    Lingerie & Clothing
    10 Jan 2013 Dealing with a fetish that you believe is unhealthy and scares you.
    First off, and most importantly: Do not punish yourself over this! All sorts of people have all sorts of kinks for all sorts of reasons. It's...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jan 2013 OK, so is this a bit strange?
    Haha, one of my first thoughts upon watching that film was "I bet the macrophiles love this". She was pretty kickass, I'll admit. I can't immediately...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jan 2013 "Toy box"
    I keep most of my things in a big wooden chest (36"x18"x16") at the bottom of the bed. It's beautiful, and lockable (not that I ever bother; we live...
    Sex Toys
    7 Jan 2013 Alternative to baby oil? Help us please!
    Coconut oil is actually incredibly good for your hair (I apply it to the ends of my tail bone length hair quite regularly, and I find it washes out...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Jan 2013 Giving a Sex Toy as a Gift: Your Best Advice?
    If you know they are into sex toys already: Pay attention to what they like (colours, shapes, materials, use). If they own a lot of toys and not one...
    Sex Toys
    12 Jan 2012 Whats she doing for my 21st??
    Looking forward to Sunday/Monday when we get the reveal of what your OH had planned, Mr-Mrs-Sexy. I hope you two have a great time. Also,...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jan 2012 What would you regard as perverted?
    shellyboo wrote:  I'm a proud pervert. I look at it this way -- whatever it is you're doing in bed, someone, somewhere thinks it's perverted....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jan 2012 Music-Activated Sex Toys - Best Songs for Pleasure?
    Horny Glass Lover wrote: NIN Closer lol \m/ Ooh, yes! How could I forget that one. That was always on my list. Also, Depeche Mode's 'A Pain...
    Sex Toys
    10 Jan 2012 Music-Activated Sex Toys - Best Songs for Pleasure?
    It's been a while since I've played with my iBuzzes, but I remember a lot of songs by Rob Zombie (I want to say Superbeast was tops) and Marilyn...
    Sex Toys
    10 Jan 2012 Hot or cold
    Avrielle_Aniko wrote: Being in love and loving sex is two different things in my opinion. You may be in love with someone but have non-loving...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jan 2012 Whats she doing for my 21st??
    I'd definitely guess sploshing/food play, but maybe my imagination just isn't working too well today!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Jan 2012 Hot or cold
    Depraved The kinkier, the better (within my fairly extensive limits). With a Dom/sub dynamic. Several hour long playtimes that may or may not involve...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Jan 2012 Happy New Year. Happy New Wardrobe
    Welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your stay. Prevalent as they are, I'm always happy to see more UK crossdressers. The more people in female...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    29 Jul 2008 Orgasm Army Wishlist 202
    30 Dec 2009 Bondage Boutique 17
    1 Oct 2010 Clothing + Lingerie 31

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