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Just an average guy, I live an active lifestyle and love mountain biking and other sports. Also very geeky and spend a lot of time building PC's, watching scifi and playing computer games.
Turn ons would be a girl that's also into geeky stuff. Cosplaying as Harley Quinn or Quiet from mgs would be my ultimate fantasy!
Turn offs would be smoking.
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