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    Just an average guy, I live an active lifestyle and love mountain biking and other sports. Also very geeky and spend a lot of time building PC's, watching scifi and playing computer games.

    Turn ons would be a girl that's also into geeky stuff. Cosplaying as Harley Quinn or Quiet from mgs would be my ultimate fantasy!

    Turn offs would be smoking.

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    Updated my list, some great items recently, fingers crossed!
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    I shave my pubic region, but have to epilate the base of my shaft as for some reason hairs grow there and when shaved my gf says its like sand paper ...
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    Killing Eve is a really good show I found recently on Iplayer. Well worth giving it a go. 
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    22 Sep 2017 wishlist 16
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