1. matnem User Profile

    We are a thirty-something married couple that have a fantastic sex life.

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    19 May 2020 EXS Magnum Extra Large Condoms (12 Pack)EXS Magnum Extra Large Condoms (12 Pack) Large, not XL matnem 9 out of 10
    19 May 2020 EXS Nano Fit Condom (12 Pack)EXS Nano Fit Condom (12 Pack) So thin, but too thin? matnem 10 out of 10
    28 Apr 2019 Lelo Personal Moisturising Lubricant 150mlLelo Personal Moisturising Lubricant 150ml Beautiful but poor performance matnem 3 out of 10
    28 Apr 2019 System JO Massage All-in-One Personal Lubricant 30mlSystem JO Massage All-in-One Personal Lubricant 30ml Bad results matnem 1 out of 10
    25 Sep 2017 Je Joue USB Rechargeable Rumbly Classic Rabbit Bullet VibratorJe Joue USB Rechargeable Rumbly Classic Rabbit Bullet Vibrator Long review, but worth a read matnem 8 out of 10
    8 Sep 2017 DOMINIX Deluxe 2 Inch Aluminium Cock RingDOMINIX Deluxe 2 Inch Aluminium Cock Ring Simple, but perfect matnem 9 out of 10
    1 Jun 2017 EXS Black Fantasy Coloured Condoms (12 Pack)EXS Black Fantasy Coloured Condoms (12 Pack) Comfy fit, but definitely black matnem 9 out of 10
    1 Jun 2017 Lovehoney BASICS Twin Vibrating Cock RingLovehoney BASICS Twin Vibrating Cock Ring A quick bit of fun matnem 5 out of 10
    1 Jun 2017 Durex Real Feel Non Latex Condoms (12 Pack)Durex Real Feel Non Latex Condoms (12 Pack) Goto supermarket product matnem 8 out of 10
    26 May 2017 EXS Air Thin Condoms (12 Pack)EXS Air Thin Condoms (12 Pack) Please read this review before reading negative reviews matnem 7 out of 10
    8 Feb 2017 Lovehoney Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant 250mlLovehoney Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant 250ml A great lube in a great big bottle matnem 9 out of 10
    17 Jan 2017 Escante White Lace Bow Back Cage BriefEscante White Lace Bow Back Cage Brief How nice to see this in white matnem 10 out of 10
    17 Jan 2017 KY Jelly Water-Based Lubricant 75mlKY Jelly Water-Based Lubricant 75ml Good lube, but not my favourite matnem 9 out of 10
    17 Jan 2017 Maximus Anal Lubricant 50mlMaximus Anal Lubricant 50ml The best lube I have ever used matnem 10 out of 10
    11 Nov 2015 Lovehoney Fantasy Naughty Nurse CostumeLovehoney Fantasy Naughty Nurse Costume Helloooooo nurse matnem 10 out of 10
    28 Sep 2015 Lelo Loki Luxury USB Rechargeable Vibrating Prostate MassagerLelo Loki Luxury USB Rechargeable Vibrating Prostate Massager Mischief managed matnem 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2015 Rene Rofe Sheer Open Back Spanking KnickersRene Rofe Sheer Open Back Spanking Knickers The most sexual knickers you will ever purchase matnem 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2015 Lovehoney Love Me Lace Crotchless Boyshorts with Suspenders PlumLovehoney Love Me Lace Crotchless Boyshorts with Suspenders Plum Excellent addition to Lovehoney own brand lingerie matnem 9 out of 10
    23 Aug 2015 Lovehoney Love Me Lace Suspender Belt RedLovehoney Love Me Lace Suspender Belt Red So very sexy matnem 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2015 Lovehoney Love Me Lace Halter Bra PlumLovehoney Love Me Lace Halter Bra Plum Very sexy bedroom attire matnem 9 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    29 Apr 2019 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
    Leanne, Have you heard of Überlube? I/we have tested and reviewed many lubes on lovehoney. All lubes have pros and cons. The biggest con for us...
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    29 Apr 2019 The Great big suggestions thread .......PART 2
    Cant edit posts on iPhone. Previous post moved to ‘pander me’ thread.
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    29 Apr 2019 The Great big suggestions thread .......PART 2
    Leanne, Have you heard of Überlube? I/we have tested and reviewed many lubes on lovehoney. All lubes have pros and cons. The biggest con for us...
    Inside Lovehoney
    20 Oct 2017 OK I give up
    I write a lot of long reviews and responses on the forums. Because I do this frequently (and not just on LH), I have gotten into the habbit over...
    Inside Lovehoney
    20 Oct 2017 Married people
    communicate, presents (lingerie and toys), compliments (on both sides), date nights and time. Things that do not help: children.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Oct 2017 Does anyone else find the “I am not a robot” at login a pain?
    As a website developer, this (latestish) release of Captcha is the least invasive and most secure. (and easiest to integrate). I am hugely...
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    28 Sep 2017 New postal boxes
    Cachaca wrote: I had one of these today. I'm not sure I'm excited enough about it for this thread though. And yet,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    28 Sep 2017 New postal boxes
    Cutecountrygirl wrote: I feel like I am missing out on something lol Maybe you need to order more!
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    26 Sep 2017 Question regarding cock rings.
    I just noticed that the above link is going to be discontinued! Oh no! I really liked this ring, and I think its a real shame its discontinued....
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    26 Sep 2017 Question regarding cock rings.
    So, A lot of people have offered some good advice above. I'm really surprised how many women have replied. Looking at this I expected this to be...
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    25 Sep 2017 New postal boxes
    Hey. I know this is super geeky, but seriously let's get our geek on for a second. Has any one else received a parcel from LH recently in...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    8 Aug 2017 Pander to me! .. PRODUCTS ONLY
    Is it possible to have a 'budget' range of metal butt plugs? Most of the metal products are on the higher end of the scale. However there...
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    8 Aug 2017 Crying after orgasm!
    I had an ex who cried after every orgasm. I think it's quite normal, but sometimes it did get a little weird. I.e. 'Why did you stop,...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    8 Aug 2017 What is stopping you from purchasing
    Lone Ranger wrote: I like to be at home when the parcel arrives. Away from prying eyes. Probably unneccesary given the large number...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Aug 2017 What is stopping you from purchasing
    For all sites that use a minimum order for free delivery option, I have the same process. I fill up my basket as and when I think of things that I...
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    20 Jun 2017 Jiggle/pleasure ball help needed
    My SO uses this rule for pelvic floor: At every traffic light, she clenches until the lights go green. Se started doing that when she fell pregnant...
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    20 Jun 2017 Shopping topless. Yes or No ?
    Purring-Pussy wrote: I don't feel pressured to cover, I'd be more than happy as a naturist, I love being naked but I also...
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    20 Jun 2017 Shopping topless. Yes or No ?
    mysteron wrote: One of your points were I slightly respectfully disagree on is the contact with food, say in a supermarket. I have...
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    20 Jun 2017 Shopping topless. Yes or No ?
    Purring-Pussy wrote: I wouldn't do it, I live in light kaftans when it's this hot. However, I don't mind seeing...
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    20 Jun 2017 Shopping topless. Yes or No ?
    matnem wrote: ... This type of totalism is not acceptable in the modern world, and yet is happens in the majority of the world......
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    11 Apr 2014 Sex Toy Testers 1
    21 Feb 2017 Public Wish List 8

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