1. M-J User Profile

    Am in my 30's. My OH & i have 4 children between us who all live with us so no intentions on having any more!
    Am very adventurous. Was introduced to this site by my OH and now I have a toy chest that would make my mother blush!
    Enjoy reading erotica & dabbling in s&m.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    10 Oct 2013 Lover's Choice Get Naked Cheeky Bedroom DiceLover's Choice Get Naked Cheeky Bedroom Dice Bit if fun M-J 10 out of 10
    14 Aug 2013 Lovehoney Lifelike Realistic 8 Inch DildoLovehoney Lifelike Realistic 8 Inch Dildo Our third person M-J 9 out of 10
    14 Aug 2013 Lovehoney BASICS Oriental Ben Wa Jiggle BallsLovehoney BASICS Oriental Ben Wa Jiggle Balls Don't see what the hype is M-J 1 out of 10
    14 Aug 2013 Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo SetTracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set Other half's favourite M-J 10 out of 10
    6 Aug 2013 Pleaser Allure Clear Platform StilettosPleaser Allure Clear Platform Stilettos Sexy shoes M-J 10 out of 10
    6 Aug 2013 Lovehoney 10 Function G-Whizz Silicone G-Spot VibratorLovehoney 10 Function G-Whizz Silicone G-Spot Vibrator Great little addition M-J 10 out of 10
    5 Aug 2013 Sweet Streak Parisian Ruffles Lace-Up Bustier G-String and Skirt SetSweet Streak Parisian Ruffles Lace-Up Bustier G-String and Skirt Set Fab and sexy M-J 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    8 Sep 2015 Sum up your day in three words
    Absolutely emotionally shattering
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Sep 2015 Why would you recommend Lovehoney?
    What stands out? I love the live chat facility, this lets you ask (sometimes) awkward questions about a particular toy that you might not feel asking...
    Inside Lovehoney
    7 Sep 2015 Beds...
    The things you have to consider when buying a bed & you have kids! Lol I'd perhaps go for something with wooden slats across the bottom. We have a...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Sep 2015 Lube help
    Thanks everyone 😊 going to try sliquid as that's got some really good reviews xx
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Sep 2015 Lube help
    The durex condoms I react on contact with are their delay ones so I'm guessing that its an ingredient that I'm sensitive to?? I'm going to look into...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Sep 2015 Lube help
    Hello, I'm after a bit of advice / product suggestions please. We have the LH stay lube and I've noticed that after every time we use it I have a...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 Aug 2015 Lost Chargers
    Not so much lost but my 3 boys have broken the chargers for their mobiles. We now have 1 charger for 4 phones. This leaves us in the position of me...
    Sex Toys
    27 Aug 2015 Last book you read/reading
    In the last 3 days I have read Ask for it by Silvia Day. This took me ages to get into it and by halfway I found myself thinking "this is rubbish"...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    26 Aug 2015 Omg!
    Sounds like he was probably embarrassed. No kid wants to know their parent does it. At least he's calmed down now 😊 When my eldest stepson was 15 he...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Aug 2015 Skins or Pasante condoms?
    Can you still get free condoms from the contraceptive nurse or does that stop after a certain age? If so might be a way to save on durex price?!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Aug 2015 Please bring back the detailed ratings!
    I like the detailed reviews, especially when looking a a buzzy toy. I have children & need to know how noisy a toy is!! (i don't want any awkward...
    Inside Lovehoney
    23 Aug 2015 FSOG rechargeable wand
    I have just put this on my wish list! I wasn't going to, however , after reading the responses here and then the reviews I think I will get it! Just...
    Sex Toys
    22 Aug 2015 Green eyed monsters!
    I don't get jealous, more of ooh..i wanna save for that! I read on another post about some saving each month for purchases - that's what I'm going to...
    Sex Toys
    20 Aug 2015 Tango went and blew itself up?!
    Thanks foxxy, I was getting worried as I have a we vibe. Normally leave that to charge whilst not in house - think I'll not do that anymore, just in...
    Sex Toys
    20 Aug 2015 Advice on swinging
    Wow! Which club did you pick? If you make the hostess/host aware its your first time they will take more care to explain all the rules and make you...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Aug 2015 Advice on swinging
    I'd recommend taking a look at fab too. I'd also say you should have a conversation regarding what you will and wont do, what's off limits and what...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Aug 2015 First Lovehoney order :-)
    Hi! Welcome to the forums :) I absolutely love my glass toys. I have 8! You can use them cold or warm them up (never use them straight from the...
    Sex Toys
    8 Aug 2015 I'm back.... for now
    Hi, welcome back! Take one step at a time, even if they are just baby steps. It might even be getting dressed and brushing your hair. I hope you have...
    Introduce Yourself
    8 Aug 2015 Love/Lust - Just a question?
    My oh & I do various things. Like today I've been off with the kids and have managed to hoover whole house (he usually does that), washed all the...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Jul 2015 Seeking some advice
    Just to pick up on the counselling for the kids part. We have something here in Norfolk called The Benjamin Foundation. They have counsellors that...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    9 Dec 2011 ideas 5

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