1. Lord_Vetinari User Profile

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    20 Oct 2019 Lovehoney Classic Beginner's Butt PlugLovehoney Classic Beginner's Butt Plug Nicely Filling Lord_Vetinari 9 out of 10
    16 Sep 2018 Lovehoney BASICS Slimline Butt Buddy Butt PlugLovehoney BASICS Slimline Butt Buddy Butt Plug Fantastic Anal Play Lord_Vetinari 10 out of 10
    16 Sep 2018 LHM Wetlook BoxerLHM Wetlook Boxer Sexy Shorts Lord_Vetinari 9 out of 10
    29 Dec 2017 Lovehoney Plus Size Treasure Me Satin & Lace Underwired Plunge Chemise SetLovehoney Plus Size Treasure Me Satin & Lace Underwired Plunge Chemise Set Great Christmas present to unwrap Lord_Vetinari 10 out of 10
    29 Dec 2017 LHM Wetlook BoxerLHM Wetlook Boxer Great Sensation Lord_Vetinari 8 out of 10
    19 Oct 2013 Svenjoyment Wet Look Satin ShortsSvenjoyment Wet Look Satin Shorts Sexy Shorts Lord_Vetinari 10 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    2 Jul 2020 Butt Plug and Sex
    Thanks for the suggestions. LV
    Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Jul 2020 Butt Plug and Sex
    My wife and I were having sex last week. I like to have  a butt plug inserted when having sex as it enhances the sensation when I cum. The problem...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Apr 2020 When did you last have sex - Continued..again!
    Had sex this morning. First time in a while so the relief was tremendous. LV
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    26 Apr 2020 When did you last have sex - Continued..again!
    Had sex this morning. First time in a while so the relief was tremendous. LV
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    14 Feb 2020 So ... a biggie
    I am not a misogynist. I couldn't care less that you are female. I would make the same comments to a male. The fact is YOU cheated on your husband...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    11 Feb 2020 So ... a biggie
    I speak from a male married perspective. If my wife behaved as you have she would be dropped immediately and a divorce lawyer instructed. Your...
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    26 Dec 2019 When did you last have sex - Continued..again!
    My wife and I had sex on Christmas Day morning. I got a BJ too!!! Hope you all have a great Christmas and New Year. LV
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    14 Oct 2019 What was your best orgasm ever
    The best orgasm I have ever had was with an ex girlfriend who didn't mind if I came in her mouth when she gave me a BJ. Happy times! LV
    Sex Tips & Talk
    1 Sep 2019 When did you last have sex? Continued...
    This morning
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    23 Jun 2019 Views on fantasies
    I never think about my wife when having a wank and I've told her so. I've also shown her the porn I look at. She never thinks about me when she's...
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    6 May 2019 Where do men cum when they wank?
    I usually wrap my cock in a pair of my wife's panties. Sometimes I'll wank in the shower.
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    17 Apr 2019 Porn
    For the less techie minded amongst us. How do we go about getting a VPN changer? I freely admit I enjoy looking at (legal!!!) porn but don't want to...
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    17 Feb 2019 Masturbation do you get prepared for cleanup towels/tissue etc..
    LV
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    17 Feb 2019 Masturbation do you get prepared for cleanup towels/tissue etc..
    I make sure I have a pair of my wife's panties nearby in which to wrap my cock. Once I've cum the panties go straight in the laundry basket. LV
    Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Dec 2018 Fave type of porn
    I'm very boring. I love seeing sexy women in lingerie. The gynaecological stuff leaves me cold. LV
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    23 Dec 2018 Any saucy/sexy santas ?
    We don't wear Santa outfits but starting last Christmas we buy each other something sexy and put it to good use on Christmas morning. This year I...
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    10 Dec 2018 Should I try the shampoo bottle?
    loves fun wrote: Earlier I saw my OH new shampoo bottle, it's dildo shape and measures 6" round and 8" long, should I try taking it...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Dec 2018 Morning wood
    If it's the weekend I'll let my wife know that woody is paying a visit.
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    29 Oct 2018 Butt Plug Question
    Thank you for the advice. LV
    Sex Toys
    28 Oct 2018 Butt Plug Question
    I want to go to bed  with a butt plug inserted but am not sure which plug to choose. I currently have a Basics Slimline Butt plug which is great for...
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