1. KebertXela User Profile

    Would quite like a unicorn, or a Barney Stinson

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    3 Sep 2013 Bettie Page Tied & Teased Bondage RopeBettie Page Tied & Teased Bondage Rope Much fun will be had with this KebertXela 10 out of 10
    24 Jul 2013 Tracey Cox Superhotsex Hard BackTracey Cox Superhotsex Hard Back It just didn't do it for me KebertXela 3 out of 10
    26 Jun 2013 Maia Marcia Twisty Silicone G-Spot VibratorMaia Marcia Twisty Silicone G-Spot Vibrator Lotsa fun, but we just couldn't get that elusive G-spot orgasm. KebertXela 8 out of 10
    8 May 2013 Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex SimulatorLovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator It's nice, and that's never a great thing KebertXela 5 out of 10
    29 Apr 2013 Lovehoney BASICS Vibrating Rabbit Cock RingLovehoney BASICS Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring Quite possibly the best £5 I've ever spent KebertXela 10 out of 10
    27 Apr 2013 Wand Essentials Lily Pod Magic Wand AttachmentWand Essentials Lily Pod Magic Wand Attachment Excellent addition to a must have toy KebertXela 10 out of 10
    22 Apr 2013 Beginners Basic Beaded Cock RingBeginners Basic Beaded Cock Ring Not for me KebertXela 5 out of 10
    22 Apr 2013 Lovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy BagLovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy Bag It's a bag KebertXela 10 out of 10
    22 Apr 2013 Shag Factory Go Glow Vibe Light Up Vibrating BulletShag Factory Go Glow Vibe Light Up Vibrating Bullet Are all bullets this powerful? And I bought a wand KebertXela 8 out of 10
    26 Mar 2013 Lovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand VibratorLovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator Weeeeeeeeee KebertXela 10 out of 10
    27 Feb 2013 Bondage Boutique Medium Hip WhipBondage Boutique Medium Hip Whip Hippy whippy for whippin hippies KebertXela 9 out of 10
    21 Feb 2013 Fifty Shades of Grey Hard Limits Restraint KitFifty Shades of Grey Hard Limits Restraint Kit Good, not great KebertXela 8 out of 10
    16 Feb 2013 We-Vibe 3 Rechargeable Remote Control Clitoral and G-Spot VibratorWe-Vibe 3 Rechargeable Remote Control Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator Worth Every Penny KebertXela 10 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    6 Oct 2013 Anyone "Movember"ing up?
    I tried last year, but my handlebar made me look like a sex criminal (actual words from independant friend groups), so this year, I'll...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Oct 2013 Sex for people with disabilities
    AA One in ten members of staff at the department thats currently paying me is "Director of...." (it was 1/7!!!), the idea that *YOU*...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Oct 2013 Wats the avreged girth?
    Yeah not here, on other threads.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Oct 2013 Sex for people with disabilities
    FB Lots of people say those things but when you ask them for proof, they get very quiet. Anyone who says the health budget has faced...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Oct 2013 Wats the avreged girth?
    Rose My struggle is women says they dont "need" a big penis They also say they dont need to orgasm every time. But they would...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Oct 2013 Sex for people with disabilities
    AA Are you saying that this didnt occur in 09? Government workers got rude just as the LibCon Coalition came in to power?...
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    5 Oct 2013 Sex for people with disabilities
    Gooner Again, I'm not saying FB deserves it.....
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    5 Oct 2013 Sex for people with disabilities
    WTF? Why are government workers rude?  Because they can be, because you have no choice but to obey their whims, thats not trolling, I...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    5 Oct 2013 Wats the avreged girth?
    Either everyone on here lies, or my knob is F-in tiny, and I have no problems pleasing Mrs kebert.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    5 Oct 2013 Sex for people with disabilities
    FB Because they can. What are you going to do?  Complain?  Whoopie Customer Service exists only where you can take your money...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Oct 2013 Sucking nipples
    Mrs Kebert seems to have gone off nipple play, I'll have to try this next time we get the restraints out. But with a proper whiskey...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Oct 2013 we vibe 3
    We love ours, but its very hit and miss
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Sep 2013 Advice on finding somebody
    With the information you say you have, its not great. Find the facebook page of where he was 22 years ago, and post on that just a simple,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    21 Sep 2013 Magic wand help
    We have the bog standard LH one, Mrs Kebert prefers not to use the lilypad attachment we have
    Sex Toys
    10 Sep 2013 sex in front of a mirror
    Plan on getting mirror wardrobes at the next place, but I am worried I'll go full paul allen.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Sep 2013 wand apprecation thread,
    "Orgazmorator"
    Sex Toys
    6 Sep 2013 Another "mismatched sex drives" issue? :(
    I must admit, if he's late twenties, never had a job and only just moved out of his parents house, well, my first thought is he needs a clip...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    1 Sep 2013 has anyone ever had a free item that became faulty?
    Some people have had replacement freebies. I broke the first thing LH sent me to test, but since they decided not to stock it in the end...
    Inside Lovehoney
    1 Sep 2013 Beginners advice for vibrators?
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/buyers-guide/ Dont forget the lube and cleaner
    Sex Toys
    1 Sep 2013 whats the best clit simulator to buy on love honey for couples?
    Our "go to" toys are a cockring that LH no longer sell http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16635 Is probably the closest...
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    15 Feb 2013 AlexTrebek 27
    28 Feb 2013 Sex Toy Testers 0

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