1. Ian Chimp User Profile

    I'm a stay-at-home dad with toddler twins, and me and the wife have just recently realised that we could do with adding a little extra something (or ten) to our outdated toy collection to remind ourselves that we're not dead from the waist down. Et voila! Here we are on Lovehoney. ๐Ÿ™‚ I thought I was relatively imaginative when it came to bedroom fun-time but after reading these forums I think I'll have to admit I'm vanilla through and through. ๐Ÿ˜ Though I think I'm definitely in the right place if I ever want to add sprinkles.Or maybe even a flake.

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    Saturday Lovehoney Sensual Glass Glow in the Dark DildoLovehoney Sensual Glass Glow in the Dark Dildo Night Light Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    19 May 2020 Lovehoney Cherish Me Ivory Push-Up Bra SetLovehoney Cherish Me Ivory Push-Up Bra Set Innocent/Not Innocent Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    10 Feb 2020 Lovehoney Gyr8tor Rechargeable Gyrating VibratorLovehoney Gyr8tor Rechargeable Gyrating Vibrator Not as fun as it looks Ian Chimp 6 out of 10
    5 Feb 2020 We-Vibe Chorus App Control Couple's Vibrator We-Vibe Chorus App Control Couple's Vibrator You Won't Be Able To Refrain Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    13 Jan 2020 Seven 'til Midnight Red Floral Lace Quarter Cup Babydoll SetSeven 'til Midnight Red Floral Lace Quarter Cup Babydoll Set Sexy and Comfortable Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    4 Dec 2019 We-Vibe Gala USB Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorWe-Vibe Gala USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator Don't Mind the Gap Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    4 Dec 2019 Lovehoney โ€“ Play With Me โ€“ An Activity Book for AdultsLovehoney โ€“ Play With Me โ€“ An Activity Book for Adults Puzzle-tastic Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    5 Nov 2019 Lovehoney Nights of The Week Gift SetLovehoney Nights of The Week Gift Set Pick-a-Knicks Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    31 Oct 2019 Lovehoney Oh! Board GameLovehoney Oh! Board Game Game for a Laugh Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    18 Oct 2019 Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations Remote Control Bullet VibeFifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations Remote Control Bullet Vibe Great Remote Control Upgrade Mod Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    23 Sep 2019 Lovehoney 12 Nights of Seduction One Size Lingerie Calendar (2019)Lovehoney 12 Nights of Seduction One Size Lingerie Calendar (2019) Six of one, half dozen of the other Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    9 Sep 2019 Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo with HandleLovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo with Handle Battle of the Beads Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    1 Aug 2019 Desire Luxury App Controlled USB Rechargeable Knicker VibratorDesire Luxury App Controlled USB Rechargeable Knicker Vibrator Darling, I think we need to spend some time apart... Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    8 Jul 2019 Happy Rabbit LOVE Medium Silicone Storage Bag Happy Rabbit LOVE Medium Silicone Storage Bag I'm on the Case Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    5 Jul 2019 Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Clitoral VibratorMantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Clitoral Vibrator Ear We Go Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    24 Jun 2019 Lovehoney Floral Chiffon RobeLovehoney Floral Chiffon Robe Perfect Flirty Robe Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    18 Jun 2019 THRUST Pro Ultra Self Lubricating Fully Loaded KitTHRUST Pro Ultra Self Lubricating Fully Loaded Kit Not sure about the self-lube Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    9 Jun 2019 Desire Luxury Rechargeable G-Kiss VibratorDesire Luxury Rechargeable G-Kiss Vibrator A little kiss and miss Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    14 May 2019 Lovehoney Late Night Liaison Wine Babydoll SetLovehoney Late Night Liaison Wine Babydoll Set Sultry, sophisticated, and elegant Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    29 Apr 2019 California Dreaming San Francisco Rechargeable Stroking Rabbit VibratorCalifornia Dreaming San Francisco Rechargeable Stroking Rabbit Vibrator If the rabbit fits... Ian Chimp 8 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    Today Clit suction toys
    Owl1992 wrote: I'd also be interested to know peoples thoughts between Scarlet Scarlet 2 Liberty Classic 'X' I listed a few diffences between...
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    Yesterday Hi everyone
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    Yesterday Hi!!
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Friday How do i delete a review
    If you contact Customer Care they should be able to sort you out. ๐Ÿ‘
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    Friday What's new that you love... Part 2
    Mrs.John wrote: Ian. I now NEED a glow in the dark butt plug in my life ๐Ÿ˜‚ We've got the dildo, and the glow-in-the-dark is a pretty cool feature....
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    Friday Lingerie Lovelies - Review These Fabulous Florals
    Mrs Chimp has yet to turn down a babydoll. ๐Ÿ™‚ Purple/Pink Floral Lace and Mesh Babydoll - 8-16 Purple/Pink Floral Lace and Mesh Bra Set - 8-16...
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    Thursday What's new that you love... Part 2
    There's a couple of new glass pieces. And they glow in the dark too. ๐Ÿ™‚ Dildo https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=44529 Butt Plug...
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    Thursday POTW - People Pictures
    WillC wrote: The thing is, that people come in all different shapes, sizes, ages, gender preferences etc, it's virtually impossible to make adequate...
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    Thursday POTW - People Pictures
    CurvyJilly34F wrote: If people are seriously getting offended about this how about an option of opting out of this particular e-mail? I don't think...
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    Thursday POTW - People Pictures
    I think with inclusivity you can go one of two ways; you can either keep a 'one-for-all' set up and edit out all the overt characteristics so no-one...
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    Thursday Lovehoney Sex Toy Tester Thread 2020
    Well, that Pulse Duo Lux like it's going to be fun. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Thursday Monkey Rocker or similar
    Sexy Sagittarius wrote: Has there been any update about the Monkey Rocker. It's a great product and I need the spare parts for it. It doesn't look...
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    Wednesday POTW - People Pictures
    I'll take that as a +2 for a POTW for older participants. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Wednesday Never bought a sex toy..
    UDayton214 wrote: Whatever area you decide to buy a toy in, I would buy quality. Buying cheap toys will only end up costing you more in the long run...
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    Wednesday POTW - People Pictures
    ะฝะธะฝะฐnin wrote: The frustrating thing is that the text is written referring to he and she. Then non-hetero finally gets a mention in the last...
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    Wednesday POTW - People Pictures
    WillC wrote: I wouldn't view it negatively i'd just ignore the ones that didn't suit me. Sorry, I wasn't suggesting that you'd view any combination...
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    Wednesday POTW - People Pictures
    Looks like I'll be playing devil's avocado for this one. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅ‘ One of the comments asked if there'd be a way to select which set of pictures you get...
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    Wednesday Sex toy tester
    There's also a bit more info about the mysterious and arcane legacies left over from the forum's past (like the friend list, or why there's no chat...
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    Wednesday POTW - People Pictures
    I'm not sure they're all homophobic as such, I thought the gist was that they couldn't engage with the picture as easily as they couldn't see...
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    Wednesday New partner new toys?
    I think if I was the new guy I'd draw the line somewhere between 'used with ex-partner' and 'been inside ex-partner'. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    27 Apr 2018 Toys 7
    18 May 2018 Dildos 2
    18 May 2018 Lingerie 1
    16 Jun 2018 Forum 'Top 5's 90
    26 Oct 2018 Sex Toy Testers 2

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