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  1. Ian Chimp User Profile

    I'm a stay-at-home dad with toddler twins, and me and the wife have just recently realised that we could do with adding a little extra something (or ten) to our outdated toy collection to remind ourselves that we're not dead from the waist down. Et voila! Here we are on Lovehoney. ๐Ÿ™‚ I thought I was relatively imaginative when it came to bedroom fun-time but after reading these forums I think I'll have to admit I'm vanilla through and through. ๐Ÿ˜ Though I think I'm definitely in the right place if I ever want to add sprinkles.Or maybe even a flake.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    29 Apr 2019 California Dreaming San Francisco Rechargeable Stroking Rabbit VibratorCalifornia Dreaming San Francisco Rechargeable Stroking Rabbit Vibrator If the rabbit fits... Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    26 Mar 2019 Seven 'til Midnight Teal Keyhole Front Babydoll SetSeven 'til Midnight Teal Keyhole Front Babydoll Set Let's See What's Through the Keyhole Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    27 Jan 2019 Lovehoney 7 Function G-Spot Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function G-Spot Finger Vibrator I bought it for the sleeve Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    14 Jan 2019 Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Premium versus Classic Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    15 Sep 2018 Lovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with BowsLovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with Bows Hocus Pocus Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator  12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator Deflated Ian Chimp 4 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 Lovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger Vibrator More Power Please Ian Chimp 6 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 INYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit VibratorINYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit Vibrator Pucker Up Buttercup Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator Easy Squeezy Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    10 Jul 2018 Vibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot VibratorVibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator Pretty and Plump Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Revolutionised Solo Play Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 So Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging WandSo Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging Wand A Toy of Two Halves Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather TicklerFifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather Tickler Disappointing Ian Chimp 2 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin PackFifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin Pack We got there in the end Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    23 Jun 2018 Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic VibratorFun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic Vibrator Trusty Von Thrusty Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 Rhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorRhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator A Very Different Sensation Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    4 May 2018 Lovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra SetLovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra Set I was Told I would be Seduced Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    3 May 2018 Lovehoney Unwrap Me Purple BabydollLovehoney Unwrap Me Purple Babydoll A present that you get to unwrap time and time again Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 May 2018 Tracey Cox Supersex Clitoral VibeTracey Cox Supersex Clitoral Vibe Also Good for Nipples Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    28 Apr 2018 Vibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorVibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Absolutely Buzzing Ian Chimp 10 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    Yesterday sex and disability
    I remember last time it came up I found this guide to some of the different positions you can use it for, if anyone is intrigued by it. ๐Ÿ™‚...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Yesterday Pregnancy - tips
    We sacked it off completely. ๐Ÿ™‚ Mrs Chimp was in no mood, and the larger she got (we had twins) the less she could be arsed with any of it. All she...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Yesterday Hi! Newbie looking for advice...
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    Yesterday Where to post pics
    I don't use it myself but a few forum members have said they post their raunchier photos on Twitter.
    Lingerie & Clothing
    Yesterday sex and disability
    MsR wrote: @Smultron: sounds like you have a great attitude and approach to things. Can I ask what a queening chair is? Thanks. I believe Smultron...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Thursday Swan or Mantric
    I still haven't tried the Swan wand ๐Ÿ™‚ but just wanted to add that as the Mantric one is a Lovehoney brand it often pops up in the sales and in the...
    Sex Toys
    Thursday Sharing Wishlist?
    There sure is. ๐Ÿ™‚ If you go to Wishlists and select the one you want to share you should see some options in blue just underneath the wishlist's title...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Thursday Most powerful classic vibrators - rechargeable. Recommendations?
    DrG wrote: First post. Hi everyone. Want the strongest deepest rumbliest rechargeable waterproof wand available - price is of no consequence. Research...
    Sex Toys
    Thursday Will you be in charge?
    It's not very risky or daring but we like to play a game that we find quite fun. We get a kitchen timer and five dice and play poker with them (roll...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Thursday Hi all! A newbie here!
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    Wednesday Ejaculating to quickly.
    There are delay lubes, spray and creams but they seem to have mixed results according to their reviews. If you can grab some on offer they might be...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Wednesday We-Vibe Sync Vibrator Opinions
    L989 wrote: Thanks Ian. That link you provided has led me to realise that as an unlimited member I could have had 25% off quite a few orders! Now I...
    Sex Toys
    Wednesday Whats your pubic hairstyle?
    I like to trim and style mine into a little 3D box shape. I call it my Pubic Cube.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Wednesday We-Vibe Sync Vibrator Opinions
    I'm afraid I don't have that toy but there's an offer code in the Special Offers thread that you may find useful -...
    Sex Toys
    Wednesday Self-Care
    After a particularly trying day I like to retreat upstairs and scream obscenities into my pillow.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Wednesday Squirting Tips
    I thought the first part of that vlog was pretty informative too. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Wednesday Spicing things up in the bedroom
    I find referencing the chats in the forums to be a really good conversation starter with Mrs Chimp (I must mention them at least 2 or 3 times day ๐Ÿ™‚)....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Wednesday Calling all Speedy Secret Squirrels!! - REVIEWS NEEDED
    I can do a speedy one. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘
    Inside Lovehoney
    Tuesday Spicing things up in the bedroom
    I think a lot depends on how adventurous you want to be. ๐Ÿ™‚ We still consider ourselves quite vanilla but after a similar chat about a year ago we...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Tuesday Special offer toys you lover!
    I've just got an email for 20% of any We-Vibe toy (wevibe20), but it's a coded offer and can't be used in conjunction with any other coded offer so...
    Sex Toys

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    27 Apr 2018 Toys 8
    18 May 2018 Dildos 1
    18 May 2018 Lingerie 6
    16 Jun 2018 Forum 'Top 5's 90
    26 Oct 2018 Sex Toy Testers 1

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