1. Ian Chimp User Profile

    I'm a stay-at-home dad with toddler twins, and me and the wife have just recently realised that we could do with adding a little extra something (or ten) to our outdated toy collection to remind ourselves that we're not dead from the waist down. Et voila! Here we are on Lovehoney. ๐Ÿ™‚ I thought I was relatively imaginative when it came to bedroom fun-time but after reading these forums I think I'll have to admit I'm vanilla through and through. ๐Ÿ˜ Though I think I'm definitely in the right place if I ever want to add sprinkles.Or maybe even a flake.

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    Monday Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Premium versus Classic Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    15 Sep 2018 Lovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with BowsLovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with Bows Hocus Pocus Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator  12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator Deflated Ian Chimp 4 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 Lovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger Vibrator More Power Please Ian Chimp 6 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 INYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit VibratorINYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit Vibrator Pucker Up Buttercup Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator Easy Squeezy Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    10 Jul 2018 Vibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot VibratorVibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator Pretty and Plump Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Revolutionised Solo Play Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 So Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging WandSo Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging Wand A Toy of Two Halves Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather TicklerFifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather Tickler Disappointing Ian Chimp 2 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin PackFifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin Pack We got there in the end Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    23 Jun 2018 Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic VibratorFun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic Vibrator Trusty Von Thrusty Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 Rhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorRhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator A Very Different Sensation Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    4 May 2018 Lovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra SetLovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra Set I was Told I would be Seduced Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    3 May 2018 Lovehoney Unwrap Me Purple BabydollLovehoney Unwrap Me Purple Babydoll A present that you get to unwrap time and time again Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 May 2018 Tracey Cox Supersex Clitoral VibeTracey Cox Supersex Clitoral Vibe Also Good for Nipples Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    28 Apr 2018 Vibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorVibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Absolutely Buzzing Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker SetLovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker Set Sexy and Comfortable Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender TightsLovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender Tights Lovely Pattern Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Love Me Lace Babydoll and G-String RedLovehoney Love Me Lace Babydoll and G-String Red Oh baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you Ian Chimp 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Today Lovehoney Sex Toy Tester Thread 2019
    A Desire/Womanizer hybrid, now that's a nice surprise. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Inside Lovehoney
    Yesterday friends
    Ian Chimp wrote: On my phone half the link text has disappeared off the side of the screen. If that's happened to you too then pop your screen to...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Yesterday The Joy of Sex Toys on Lifetime channel
    AWB1955 wrote: is it on sky It's currently airing on Lifetime (Sky channel 164) at 10pm on Thursdays. It was episode 2 last night, so it'll be...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Yesterday friends
    On my phone half the link text has disappeared off the side of the screen. If that's happened to you too then pop your screen to auto-rotate and you...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Yesterday friends
    Alternatively you can pop their user name straight into the address bar like so 'www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/[user name]' eg....
    Inside Lovehoney
    Tuesday Special offer toys you lover!
    K&c30's wrote: We have both of those little treats. We aren't that fussed about the Gee Whizz but the Tongue Tickler is awesome. At that price...
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    Tuesday Egg donation- does anybody have any advice?
    Congratulations. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Special offer toys you lover!
    Having just typed that I realised that I also have the Desire Bullet so could check the fit myself. Dur... ๐Ÿ™‚ I've just tried them and they fit on...
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    Tuesday Special offer toys you lover!
    I've been meaning to mention these for a bit now as they've been reduced to around ยฃ5. As toys in their own right they're unfortunately a bit...
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    Monday How often do you submit a review?
    K&c30's wrote: I only really review products that I have a strong opinion on or if the product doesn't have very many reviews and I feel I can add...
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    Monday I'm queer and i'm here
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    Monday Hello
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    Sunday What fleslight i should buy? stu stamina or a normal one?
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚ They're not a toy I know a lot about personally but Lovehoney have a great set of Fleshlight guides that you may find useful....
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    7 Jan 2019 Hello there
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    6 Jan 2019 Pumps
    Steve37 wrote: Anyone know if this is a good pump to start with and help with my erectile dysfunction https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=38414...
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    6 Jan 2019 New vibe
    Ian Chimp wrote: There's also a couple of other top end ones in the sale with 50% off right now so you may want to have a squiz if you're interested...
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    6 Jan 2019 New vibe
    Owl1992 wrote: Thanks for all the great advice Last question, are the 2 wands linked above a lot better than this one?...
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    6 Jan 2019 Pumps
    They're not a toy I have used as yet but Lovehoney have some guides you may find useful....
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    6 Jan 2019 New vibe
    Owl1992 wrote: any thoughts on the mantric clitoral vibratorย  https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=39047 i got a nice email offer for it...
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    6 Jan 2019 New vibe
    Just to clarify, the old style mini wand we have has a scroll-wheel power dial and no patterns, but it's been discontinued now and replaced with the...
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    Wishlists

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    Date Wishlist name Items
    27 Apr 2018 Toys 8
    18 May 2018 Dildos 5
    18 May 2018 Lingerie 9
    1 Jun 2018 Dress Up 8
    16 Jun 2018 Forum 'Top 5's 90
    26 Oct 2018 Sex Toy Testers 1

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