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  1. Ian Chimp User Profile

    I'm a stay-at-home dad with toddler twins, and me and the wife have just recently realised that we could do with adding a little extra something (or ten) to our outdated toy collection to remind ourselves that we're not dead from the waist down. Et voila! Here we are on Lovehoney. ๐Ÿ™‚ I thought I was relatively imaginative when it came to bedroom fun-time but after reading these forums I think I'll have to admit I'm vanilla through and through. ๐Ÿ˜ Though I think I'm definitely in the right place if I ever want to add sprinkles.Or maybe even a flake.

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    1 Aug 2019 Desire Luxury App Controlled USB Rechargeable Knicker VibratorDesire Luxury App Controlled USB Rechargeable Knicker Vibrator Darling, I think we need to spend some time apart... Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    8 Jul 2019 Happy Rabbit LOVE Medium Silicone Storage Bag Happy Rabbit LOVE Medium Silicone Storage Bag I'm in the Case Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    5 Jul 2019 Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Clitoral VibratorMantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Clitoral Vibrator Ear We Go Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    24 Jun 2019 Lovehoney Floral Chiffon RobeLovehoney Floral Chiffon Robe Perfect Flirty Robe Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    18 Jun 2019 THRUST Pro Ultra Self Lubricating Fully Loaded KitTHRUST Pro Ultra Self Lubricating Fully Loaded Kit Not sure about the self-lube Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    9 Jun 2019 Desire Luxury Rechargeable G-Kiss VibratorDesire Luxury Rechargeable G-Kiss Vibrator A little kiss and miss Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    14 May 2019 Lovehoney Late Night Liaison Wine Babydoll SetLovehoney Late Night Liaison Wine Babydoll Set Sultry, sophisticated, and elegant Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    29 Apr 2019 California Dreaming San Francisco Rechargeable Stroking Rabbit VibratorCalifornia Dreaming San Francisco Rechargeable Stroking Rabbit Vibrator If the rabbit fits... Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    26 Mar 2019 Seven 'til Midnight Teal Keyhole Front Babydoll SetSeven 'til Midnight Teal Keyhole Front Babydoll Set Let's See What's Through the Keyhole Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    27 Jan 2019 Lovehoney 7 Function G-Spot Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function G-Spot Finger Vibrator I bought it for the sleeve Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    14 Jan 2019 Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Premium versus Classic Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    15 Sep 2018 Lovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with BowsLovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with Bows Hocus Pocus Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator  12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator Deflated Ian Chimp 4 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 Lovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger Vibrator More Power Please Ian Chimp 6 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator Easy Squeezy Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 INYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit VibratorINYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit Vibrator Pucker Up Buttercup Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    10 Jul 2018 Vibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot VibratorVibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator Pretty and Plump Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 So Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging WandSo Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging Wand A Toy of Two Halves Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Revolutionised Solo Play Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin PackFifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin Pack We got there in the end Ian Chimp 7 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    Today frustration at forum glitches
    kc. wrote: Definitely glitches. I canโ€™t see what the review items are for testing yet I can see those replying to test the items. They are there, but...
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    Today frustration at forum glitches
    rockstar wrote: It does seem to be taking an awfully long time to sort out the problems. I think they fixed it by accident when it happened a few...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Today hello with a question attached looking for a womanโ€™s perspective
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚ You could simply say that you saw the Lovehoney ad on TV and wondered if it'd be something she'd be interested in? Browsing the...
    Introduce Yourself
    Yesterday What's new that you love... Part 2
    MsR wrote: Thought I'd leave this here... https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=42819 There are quite a few new Back to Bed bundles with a...
    Sex Toys
    Yesterday Empty Threads
    DLJL wrote: It has been like this for a while now, so clearly a difficult problem to fix a bit like Brexit. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sorry, I don't think I've heard of...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Yesterday Weird Buzz
    MsR wrote: @ Ian Chimp: So, am I right in understanding that higher frequency toys are more buzzy, and lower frequency more rumbly? What does this...
    Sex Toys
    Yesterday Empty Threads
    The forum is all jumbled up at the moment. IT are supposed to be fixing it but I think it's more complicated than they hoped. ๐Ÿ™‚ The empty threads may...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Friday Locked threads
    The current ones are pinned to the top of the thread list to make them more noticeable. If one's dropped into the regular ebb and flow of the rest of...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Friday Special offer toys you lover!
    A couple of weekend offers floating round: 20% off ยฃ20+ (20off20), and 30% off ยฃ50+ (30off50). Both valid until midnight Sunday (15th). ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘
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    Friday Secret buzzers
    I don't think there's one good enough to surprise her when she least expects it. At the very least she'll have to be wearing it and have it linked to...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Friday Weird Buzz
    I'd actually quite like them to include more tech information in the spec section. Frequency would definitely be in there, and battery type and size...
    Sex Toys
    Friday Weird Buzz
    Some people prefer the higher frequency (buzzy) vibes, and some the lower frequency (rumbly) vibes. I'd be surprised if toy designers phased out...
    Sex Toys
    Friday Weird Buzz
    The Tango and the Desire. ๐Ÿ‘
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    Friday WANDS
    The Classic Wand is half price today in DOTD ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘ https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20464
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    Thursday LH wand tips for solo couple use
    If it's too much even on low you could try it over her clothes. I've recently pulled our Classic Wand out to give it another chance and that worked...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Thursday Promo codes
    I've had a couple, but I haven't had any super amazing ones for a little while. With the forum all jumbled up it's quite difficult to share them...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Thursday WANDS
    Hello and welcome back ๐Ÿ™‚ I think the biggest difference between a bullet and a wand is that a bullet is very precise whereas a wand is quite broad...
    Sex Toys
    Wednesday What's new that you love... Part 2
    A couple of new app-controlled Desire toys have just arrived. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‚ Knicker Vibrator https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=40345 Prostate Vibrator...
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    Wednesday I'm confused!!
    Yeah, it's buggered. The IT guys are working on it. Hopefully it'll get fixed soon.
    Inside Lovehoney
    Wednesday Big Birthday COMPETITION- Week 4!! Bigger and Better than EVER
    Hopefully the extended wait will mean the winner(s) will have more toys to choose from all the new products that have been added. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘ ย  Its first is...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    27 Apr 2018 Toys 13
    18 May 2018 Dildos 1
    18 May 2018 Lingerie 3
    16 Jun 2018 Forum 'Top 5's 90
    26 Oct 2018 Sex Toy Testers 4

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