1. Ian Chimp User Profile

    I'm a stay-at-home dad with toddler twins, and me and the wife have just recently realised that we could do with adding a little extra something (or ten) to our outdated toy collection to remind ourselves that we're not dead from the waist down. Et voila! Here we are on Lovehoney. ๐Ÿ™‚ I thought I was relatively imaginative when it came to bedroom fun-time but after reading these forums I think I'll have to admit I'm vanilla through and through. ๐Ÿ˜ Though I think I'm definitely in the right place if I ever want to add sprinkles.Or maybe even a flake.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    15 Sep 2018 Lovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with BowsLovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with Bows Hocus Pocus Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator  12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator Deflated Ian Chimp 4 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 Lovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger Vibrator More Power Please Ian Chimp 6 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 INYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit VibratorINYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit Vibrator Pucker Up Buttercup Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator Easy Squeezy Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    10 Jul 2018 Vibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot VibratorVibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator Pretty and Plump Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Revolutionised Solo Play Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 So Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging WandSo Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging Wand A Toy of Two Halves Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather TicklerFifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather Tickler Disappointing Ian Chimp 2 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin PackFifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin Pack We got there in the end Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    23 Jun 2018 Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic VibratorFun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic Vibrator Trusty Von Thrusty Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 Rhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorRhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator A Very Different Sensation Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    4 May 2018 Lovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra SetLovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra Set I was Told I would be Seduced Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    3 May 2018 Lovehoney Unwrap Me Purple BabydollLovehoney Unwrap Me Purple Babydoll A present that you get to unwrap time and time again Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 May 2018 Tracey Cox Supersex Clitoral VibeTracey Cox Supersex Clitoral Vibe Also Good for Nipples Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    28 Apr 2018 Vibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorVibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Absolutely Buzzing Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker SetLovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker Set Sexy and Comfortable Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender TightsLovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender Tights Lovely Pattern Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Love Me Lace Babydoll and G-String RedLovehoney Love Me Lace Babydoll and G-String Red Oh baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney BASICS 8 Inch Dildo with Suction CupLovehoney BASICS 8 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup Fantastic First Dildo Ian Chimp 8 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    Monday Black Friday Offers....
    Smultron wrote: Ian Chimp wrote: I gogled 'sex stool position guide' and this one popped up - https://sexstoolmuse.com/positions/ Oh wow, that's...
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    Monday Black Friday Offers....
    Bigiain wrote: Am I the only person seeing the same items regurgitating out every other 3rd day or so? They did this with the Lightning Sale too....
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    Monday YouTube video suggestions
    'Using a sex stool' might be a fun one.
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    Monday Black Friday Offers....
    Trine wrote: Oh wow thats great thanks, I was calling it a seat. I got some other interesting images mind ^^ I started with 'sex chair', but it...
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    Monday Black Friday Offers....
    Trine wrote: In the reviews someone says there is a website with loads of potential positions but I cant find it and not really sure what to google...
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    Sunday Black Friday Offers....
    Trine wrote: Tazzy84red wrote: I got this This morning as was 50% off and used 25% discount over ยฃ40 so order hot rocks and massage oil paid ยฃ32.40...
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    Sunday What is your profile pic all about?
    Gosig wrote: I thought it was quite clearly a lead handle, but now, of course, all I see is fan-belt, so thanks for that.ย  It was my pleasure. I'm...
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    Sunday What is your profile pic all about?
    Gosig wrote: My favourite of all the pictures I took last week, just me on my lead. Ah, that makes more sense. I thought you were licking a fan...
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    Sunday Womanizer XL Heads - what diameter are they?
    No worries. I hope you find something that works out. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘
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    Sunday Rant Thread - Get it all out here...
    K&c30's wrote: Sadly not JT2OU. Got a quote of ยฃ470 to repair it. Sadly with the sales on I might as well just buy a new tv. There goes my toy...
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    Saturday Black Friday Offers....
    I've just realised there's a whole list of extra stuff. I've been putting too much faith in that Black Friday summary graphic thing and I hadn't...
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    Saturday Black Friday Offers....
    They seem to have a different lube on offer every day. Today's is the Lovehoney Silicone lube. It goes great with glass, but don't use it with any...
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    Friday Black Friday Offers....
    The Desire Bullet has 40% off at the minute. It doesn't seem to be showing up in the Black Friday list even though it has a countdown timer so I...
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    Friday Black Friday Offers....
    I've just spotted this tucked away in the Cleaners and Storage section if you're looking for an extra few quid to bump up your order and get the 25%...
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    Friday Returns Period Extended
    K&c30's wrote: Always handy. To have an extended returns period. And it's on the Happiness Promise too. ๐Ÿ‘
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    Friday Hi everyone
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Friday Returns Period Extended
    It seems like it's to cover people buying Christmas presents early, which is a nice idea. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Friday Womanizer XL Heads - what diameter are they?
    I've just realised VR was talking about the regular nozzles rather than the XL ones. So that info may not be as useful as I thought. Hopefully there's...
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    Friday Womanizer XL Heads - what diameter are they?
    There was some discussion about this in a thread a while back. The spec page says the XL are 1 inch and the Starlet medium are 0.9. According to VR...
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    Friday Returns Period Extended
    I've just noticed this on the Returns & Refunds page and thought I'd share. ๐Ÿ™‚ RETURNS PERIOD EXTENDED! *From 14th November 2018, anything...
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    Date Wishlist name Items
    27 Apr 2018 Toys 10
    18 May 2018 Dildos 5
    18 May 2018 Lingerie 9
    1 Jun 2018 Dress Up 8
    16 Jun 2018 Forum 'Top 5's 90
    26 Oct 2018 Sex Toy Testers 3

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