1. Ian Chimp User Profile

    I'm a stay-at-home dad with toddler twins, and me and the wife have just recently realised that we could do with adding a little extra something (or ten) to our outdated toy collection to remind ourselves that we're not dead from the waist down. Et voila! Here we are on Lovehoney. 🙂 I thought I was relatively imaginative when it came to bedroom fun-time but after reading these forums I think I'll have to admit I'm vanilla through and through. 😁 Though I think I'm definitely in the right place if I ever want to add sprinkles.Or maybe even a flake.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    27 Jan 2019 Lovehoney 7 Function G-Spot Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function G-Spot Finger Vibrator I bought it for the sleeve Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    14 Jan 2019 Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Premium versus Classic Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    15 Sep 2018 Lovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with BowsLovehoney Black & Purple Striped Stockings with Bows Hocus Pocus Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator  12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator Deflated Ian Chimp 4 out of 10
    30 Aug 2018 Lovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger VibratorLovehoney 7 Function Tongue Finger Vibrator More Power Please Ian Chimp 6 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 INYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit VibratorINYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit Vibrator Pucker Up Buttercup Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator Easy Squeezy Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    10 Jul 2018 Vibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot VibratorVibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator Pretty and Plump Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Revolutionised Solo Play Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 So Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging WandSo Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging Wand A Toy of Two Halves Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather TicklerFifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather Tickler Disappointing Ian Chimp 2 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin PackFifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin Pack We got there in the end Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    23 Jun 2018 Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic VibratorFun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic Vibrator Trusty Von Thrusty Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 Rhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorRhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator A Very Different Sensation Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    4 May 2018 Lovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra SetLovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra Set I was Told I would be Seduced Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    3 May 2018 Lovehoney Unwrap Me Purple BabydollLovehoney Unwrap Me Purple Babydoll A present that you get to unwrap time and time again Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 May 2018 Tracey Cox Supersex Clitoral VibeTracey Cox Supersex Clitoral Vibe Also Good for Nipples Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    28 Apr 2018 Vibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorVibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Absolutely Buzzing Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker SetLovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker Set Sexy and Comfortable Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender TightsLovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender Tights Lovely Pattern Ian Chimp 8 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Today Special offer toys you lover!
    K&c30's wrote: Lelo Sona is back in stock in 3 different colours for £60 https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=38999 And the Sona Cruise too...
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    Today I think I'm done with bikini waxes...
    Delightful87 wrote: Any IPL suggestions Gossig? You might find this thread interesting too if you've not already come across it. 🙂...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Today New to toys
    Hello and welcome 🙂
    Introduce Yourself
    Today Average lifespan of a vibrator?
    YoungEssexCouple wrote: And a Tracy Cox rechargeable vibe....with a dog chewed charger cable. The wife was not happy about that 😅 Fortunately...
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    Tuesday Special offer toys you lover!
    K&c30's wrote: Ian Chimp wrote: There's a £25 off £50+ email offer (save25) that runs out at midnight tonight 👍🙂 Eurgh you make it so hard not...
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    Tuesday Hey everyone!
    Welcome back 🙂
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Advice on the Lovense Lush App Controlled Love Egg Vibrator?
    I've not used this toy myself but the reviews seem to suggest it has some connectivity issues. https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=39154...
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    Tuesday Special offer toys you lover!
    VR wrote: Mr Chimp, you're killing me! The Red Hot tongue? Have you tried it yet?  My sister-in-law came to stay this weekend so we've not had a...
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    Tuesday Newbie
    Hello and welcome 🙂
    Introduce Yourself
    Tuesday Special offer toys you lover!
    There's a £25 off £50+ email offer (save25) that runs out at midnight tonight 👍🙂
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    Saturday Toy cleaning advice?!
    I've just thought that the dildo won't be white so you may want to purchase a coloursafe version of the Vanish if you decide to try that. 👍
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    Saturday Hello!
    Welcome back 🙂
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Saturday Hey 😊
    Hello and welcome 🙂 I also haven't got any personal experience with penis pumps but there's a few Lovehoney guides you might find useful....
    Introduce Yourself
    Saturday Toy cleaning advice?!
    AJSTAR wrote: So yesterday I used some lovehoney toy cleaner to see what that would do but other than clean it didn’t get any stains out... I then...
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    Saturday Toy cleaning advice?!
    AJSTAR wrote: Wow that’s sure some science potion making. Thanks Ian Chimp for looking that up for me! I’ve actually got some vanish in the cupboard...
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    Friday Lovehoney Sex Toy Tester Thread 2019
    Kr33 wrote: That’s a hard list to pick from, one exciting list! UPDATED Kr33, your tester list needs to be called 'sex toy testers'. I'm not sure it...
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    Friday Special offer toys you lover!
    A bunch of the Coco de Mer is now 60% off. https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/brands/coco-de-mer/
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    Friday Toy cleaning advice?!
    I've had a bit if a google and I found some advice on getting stains out of silicone kitchen spatulas. Cooks Illustrated  When silicone spatulas pick...
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    14 Mar 2019 Special offer toys you lover!
    K&c30's wrote: Sold and ordered. Cheers Mr Chimp, I didn't need another glass dildo at the moment but to hard to resist especially with another...
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    14 Mar 2019 Special offer toys you lover!
    K&c30's wrote: How does the No5 compare to the LH swirly visually Mr Chimp? After seeing the No29... I am slightly more inclined to buy it even...
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    Wishlists

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    Date Wishlist name Items
    27 Apr 2018 Toys 9
    18 May 2018 Dildos 1
    18 May 2018 Lingerie 7
    1 Jun 2018 Dress Up 8
    16 Jun 2018 Forum 'Top 5's 90
    26 Oct 2018 Sex Toy Testers 3

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