1. Ian Chimp User Profile

    I'm a stay-at-home dad with toddler twins, and me and the wife have just recently realised that we could do with adding a little extra something (or ten) to our outdated toy collection to remind ourselves that we're not dead from the waist down. Et voila! Here we are on Lovehoney. ๐Ÿ™‚ I thought I was relatively imaginative when it came to bedroom fun-time but after reading these forums I think I'll have to admit I'm vanilla through and through. ๐Ÿ˜ Though I think I'm definitely in the right place if I ever want to add sprinkles.Or maybe even a flake.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    30 Aug 2018 12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator  12 Functions Pressure Sensitive Scoop Vibrator Deflated Ian Chimp 4 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 INYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit VibratorINYA Rechargeable Extra Powerful Ribbed Rabbit Vibrator Pucker Up Buttercup Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    26 Aug 2018 12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator12 Function Rechargeable Pressure Sensitive Mini Tongue Vibrator Easy Squeezy Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    10 Jul 2018 Vibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot VibratorVibe Couture Front Row Rechargeable 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator Pretty and Plump Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Womanizer Classic Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Revolutionised Solo Play Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 Jul 2018 So Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging WandSo Divine Wicked Game Dual Motor Massaging Wand A Toy of Two Halves Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather TicklerFifty Shades of Grey Tease Feather Tickler Disappointing Ian Chimp 2 out of 10
    29 Jun 2018 Fifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin PackFifty Shades of Grey Masks On Masquerade Mask Twin Pack We got there in the end Ian Chimp 7 out of 10
    23 Jun 2018 Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic VibratorFun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Thrusting Realistic Vibrator Trusty Von Thrusty Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    30 May 2018 Rhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorRhumba Bead Motion USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator A Very Different Sensation Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    4 May 2018 Lovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra SetLovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Longline Bra Set I was Told I would be Seduced Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    3 May 2018 Lovehoney Unwrap Me Purple BabydollLovehoney Unwrap Me Purple Babydoll A present that you get to unwrap time and time again Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    2 May 2018 Tracey Cox Supersex Clitoral VibeTracey Cox Supersex Clitoral Vibe Also Good for Nipples Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    28 Apr 2018 Vibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorVibe Couture USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Absolutely Buzzing Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker SetLovehoney Mesh Frilled Bra and Crotchless Knicker Set Sexy and Comfortable Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender TightsLovehoney All In One Fishnet Suspender Tights Lovely Pattern Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Love Me Lace Babydoll and G-String RedLovehoney Love Me Lace Babydoll and G-String Red Oh baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you Ian Chimp 10 out of 10
    26 Apr 2018 Lovehoney BASICS 8 Inch Dildo with Suction CupLovehoney BASICS 8 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup Fantastic First Dildo Ian Chimp 8 out of 10
    16 Apr 2018 Black Rose Hand Shape Silicone Riding CropBlack Rose Hand Shape Silicone Riding Crop Gimme Five of Your Best Ian Chimp 9 out of 10
    16 Apr 2018 Lovehoney Super Silencer Extra Quiet Vibrator Set (3 Piece)Lovehoney Super Silencer Extra Quiet Vibrator Set (3 Piece) Triple Treat Ian Chimp 8 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Today Hey everyone
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    Today What's the most wanted toy on your wishlist?
    @arganrose Sorry, I didn't give you my full attention earlier when you first linked that Womanizer. It's a model that caught me by surprise as I'd not...
    Sex Toys
    Today What's the most wanted toy on your wishlist?
    arganrose wrote: then l am needing help do l buy her this one? would she be annoyed due to the difference in price does it do the same as the ยฃ170...
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    Today Special offer toys you lover!
    AmyA wrote: Note as the other thread it is 30 minutes non rechargeable/non re-usable. That was a disappointing discovery ๐Ÿ™‚ But with an Unlimited...
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    Today Special offer toys you lover!
    Ian Chimp wrote: arganrose has just found this very affordable Womanizer hidden away in the 'chargers and adapters' section. Only one per customer...
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    Today Special offer toys you lover!
    arganrose has just found this very affordable Womanizer hidden away in the 'chargers and adapters' section. Only one per customer though. ๐Ÿ™‚...
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    Today What's the most wanted toy on your wishlist?
    It's been tagged in the 'chargers and adapters' section. Sneaky.
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    Today What's the most wanted toy on your wishlist?
    arganrose wrote: l think seeing this has confused me ? i know my girlfriend wants a womaniser but the price is nothing like she thinks i was...
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    Today Sex toys for people with a disability?
    It's not something I have any experience with but a few people on here have mentioned the position enhancers as being a great benefit to those with...
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    Today Hi new to the forums
    Hello and welcome ๐Ÿ™‚
    Introduce Yourself
    Today What are your favourite materials in toys?
    For vibrators Mrs Chimp prefers silicone, but for dildos she likes glass mainly and steel for a treat. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Today Squirting
    Ian Chimp tried to write: Glass is also good for temperature play too if you've not tried it yet? Can't edit out my typos with the links in...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Today Squirting
    Glass is also good for temperature play too G you've not retried it yet? Mrs Chimp loves the beaded glass one. We have the clear version, but the...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Today Lovehoney Glitches 2018
    Smultron wrote: Ian Chimpย regarding the problem I had leaving that review (452 words), it was because I had used brackets. All I had to do was remove...
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    Today Feeling sexy .......... BUT -
    A few people on here have mentioned using hollow strap-on dildos so they can dip in and out depending on how intermittent their erection is. If...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Today One for the ladies
    You should always be careful when framing a question to make it as inclusive as possible. Lots of men will have an opinion on this too. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Today Gag me-help please!
    I'm sorry, I don't know much about this but I'm happy to give it a little bump to try and get you some more replies. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Today Have you ever ?
    And underline is <u> </u> I suppose I better have a go at the game now I'm here. ๐Ÿ™‚ I often cum quicker than I'd like, but perhaps not...
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    Today Have you ever ?
    @Gran Bold is <strong> </strong> and itallics is <em> </em> And 'SQ' stands for 'Same Question'. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Yesterday Iโ€™m new to the community! Introducing myself!
    TryAnything2013 wrote: Hey all! I have added the naughty outfit onto my wish list ๐Ÿ˜‰ Just a heads up - your 'sex toy testers' list should only have...
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    Wishlists

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    Date Wishlist name Items
    15 Apr 2018 Sex Toy Testers 0
    27 Apr 2018 Toys 8
    2 May 2018 Stockings 4
    4 May 2018 Extras 0
    18 May 2018 Dildos 7
    18 May 2018 Lingerie 10
    1 Jun 2018 Dress Up 9
    16 Jun 2018 Forum 'Top 5's 90
    Thursday Battery Toys 2

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