1. flaneur User Profile

    I'm a short ginger scarface with SAD and I use toys for one reason. I have failed with women and my only alternative is my hands. Luckily I've found Lovehoney now, and a lovedoll and some rubber inserts are giving me, what I'll never get with a real person.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    5 Sep 2015 Utensil Race Extreme Hip Life Size Realistic Japanese Vagina and AssUtensil Race Extreme Hip Life Size Realistic Japanese Vagina and Ass Big and twice the pleasure flaneur 9 out of 10
    21 Aug 2015 Fuck Me Silly Pussy Ass and Tits MasturbatorFuck Me Silly Pussy Ass and Tits Masturbator Dream come true flaneur 10 out of 10
    28 Apr 2015 Wand Essentials P-Spot Magic Wand Attachment for MenWand Essentials P-Spot Magic Wand Attachment for Men Should be better flaneur 3 out of 10
    7 Feb 2015 Spider Hands Free Realistic Male MasturbatorSpider Hands Free Realistic Male Masturbator It's tight, too much so for me flaneur 7 out of 10
    25 Jan 2015 Teddy Babe Plush Sex Doll Carly (Long Copper)Teddy Babe Plush Sex Doll Carly (Long Copper) More of a cuddle doll really flaneur 8 out of 10
    8 Jan 2015 Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner 120mlLovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner 120ml This stuff is good flaneur 10 out of 10
    22 Nov 2014 Lovehoney Lifelike Sex Toy Renewer Powder 118gLovehoney Lifelike Sex Toy Renewer Powder 118g Must-have for rubber toys flaneur 9 out of 10
    27 Sep 2014 Apollo Power Stroker Vibrating Male Masturbator with Suction CupApollo Power Stroker Vibrating Male Masturbator with Suction Cup No good for me flaneur 5 out of 10
    21 Sep 2014 Lovehoney Lifelike Rosa Ribbed Realistic VaginaLovehoney Lifelike Rosa Ribbed Realistic Vagina Good as a sleeve, but no Meiki Beater flaneur 7 out of 10
    14 Mar 2014 Utensil Race Proof 005 Zhang Xiao Yu's Realistic Pussy MasturbatorUtensil Race Proof 005 Zhang Xiao Yu's Realistic Pussy Masturbator The Best Male Sex Toy on this Planet flaneur 10 out of 10
    15 Feb 2014 Lovehoney Strawberry Flavoured Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Strawberry Flavoured Lubricant 100ml Basic but surprisingly good flaneur 10 out of 10
    15 Feb 2014 Fleshlight Fleshlube Water-Based Lubricant 30mlFleshlight Fleshlube Water-Based Lubricant 30ml Good peace of mind flaneur 10 out of 10
    15 Feb 2014 Lovehoney Satin Drawstring Toy BagLovehoney Satin Drawstring Toy Bag Good for Hygiene and hiding things flaneur 10 out of 10
    14 Feb 2014 Lovehoney Get Fresh! Before During After MintsLovehoney Get Fresh! Before During After Mints Just mints really flaneur 8 out of 10
    6 Jan 2014 Pink Lady FleshlightPink Lady Fleshlight Better than hands but other toys beat it flaneur 7 out of 10
    4 Jan 2014 TENGA Black Flip Hole MasturbatorTENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator Didn't do it for me I'm afraid flaneur 5 out of 10
    31 Dec 2013 TENGA Ultra Size Edition Deep Throat OnacupTENGA Ultra Size Edition Deep Throat Onacup Feels great, expensive for one time flaneur 9 out of 10
    20 Dec 2013 Utensil Race Meiki Downwards Japanese Realistic SleeveUtensil Race Meiki Downwards Japanese Realistic Sleeve What I'd been looking for flaneur 10 out of 10
    20 Dec 2013 Fleshlight Sex in a Can Sukit DraftFleshlight Sex in a Can Sukit Draft Tight and Intense flaneur 10 out of 10
    29 Nov 2013 Utensil Race Proof 001 Maria Ozawa Japanese Realistic SleeveUtensil Race Proof 001 Maria Ozawa Japanese Realistic Sleeve Brilliant Service and product but fatal flaw flaneur 6 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    2 May 2016 Favourite position
    In descending order: Side slide Missionary Splitting the cicada Cowgirl Doggy I didn't get on with doggy...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Apr 2016 How big are you???? Is bigger better???
    I'm going to be honest here I'm by statistical comprison fairly big about 7.5'' length about 6'' girth and I've owned...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Mar 2016 Erection issues
    @TerriJJ I haven't told anyone about my fetish to their face and I wouldn't be able to involve it in sex. I can have sex without becoming...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Mar 2016 Erection issues
    Blueeyes82 wrote: Erectile Dysfunction issues can be pschological, if a man can maintain an erection during masturbation or wakes up...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Mar 2016 Erection issues
    Hi sub, good to see you about.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Mar 2016 Erection issues
    Sexanalyist wrote: In my experience the fact that you're not sexually experienced would only count against you if you're...
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    23 Mar 2016 Erection issues
    Irie wrote: flaneur wrote: I don't know if I have mentioned this before but I am not a particularly sexually...
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    22 Mar 2016 Erection issues
    Sexanalyist wrote: I don't mean to pry, but are you in a long term relationship? I have had similar issues recently, where on...
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    20 Mar 2016 Erection issues
    For those of you who remember the last thread I started, I have been struggling with porn addiction this year, more specifically getting erections...
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    27 Jan 2016 I'm addicted to Porn
    Thanks for the replies. I'm pretty convinced that the problems are down to my fetish. Looking back I can remember times when I started to...
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    26 Jan 2016 I'm addicted to Porn
    I haven't previously considered my self to be an excessive user of porn and nearly all the material I view is fetish based rather than outright...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Nov 2015 What has lovehoney done for you?
    Completely transformed my sex life.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Oct 2015 Starting to feel like a piece of meat..
    I'd be tempted to send the dick pics to his mum. The word slut now seems to be a way of referring to women who are more sexually fulfilled...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Oct 2015 How can you afford to live alone?!
    May or maybe not much help but, I live alone and have for years, I have recently fairly recently bought my own house a mortgage on it and still own...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    26 Sep 2015 Champagne blow job
    There was a thread a little while ago about a grapefruit blowjob, which is very acidic. The only thing I can say is it will be painful if you have...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Sep 2015 Toy repair
    The rubber type, TPR and silicone although I don't know the blends on all my toys.
    Sex Toys
    20 Sep 2015 Toy repair
    Has anyone repaired and toys themselves? I've had a go at repairing a few of my older ones, I was going to try the soldering iron method, but...
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    17 Sep 2015 Top Tips for Most Commonly Misspelled/Misplaced Words
    Looser, nesesary, alwrite, seperate, correllation, clitarus, thuraly, conceve,
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Sep 2015 Longest you have gone and can go without masturbating? (Especially singles!)
    Two weeks is the most I've managed since puberty and that was when I had my head injury. I've only had one day this year without a play and...
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    3 Sep 2015 Girlfriend wide awake after sex
    I've fallen asleep and woken up still inside the doll hours later.
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    21 Dec 2013 Sex Toy Testers 2
    28 Dec 2014 Maybe next purchase 2
    23 Jan 2015 Past Purchases 21

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