1. DreamOfTheEndless User Profile

    Scottish married man here for hints, advice and chat.

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    22 Feb 2015 Tracey Cox Supersex 10 Function Silicone Wand VibratorTracey Cox Supersex 10 Function Silicone Wand Vibrator Every day's a school day DreamOfTheEndless 8 out of 10
    5 Dec 2014 Lelo Antibacterial Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 60mlLelo Antibacterial Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 60ml Spray it with style DreamOfTheEndless 10 out of 10
    14 Nov 2014 Swoon Smooth Mover Water-Based Lubricant 125mlSwoon Smooth Mover Water-Based Lubricant 125ml Take your partner by the hand DreamOfTheEndless 8 out of 10
    10 Nov 2014 Lovehoney Sex ChequesLovehoney Sex Cheques Certainly didn't bounce DreamOfTheEndless 10 out of 10
    25 Oct 2014 Bondage Boutique Almosta 4Posta Under The Bed Restraint GearBondage Boutique Almosta 4Posta Under The Bed Restraint Gear Less fiddly = more diddly DreamOfTheEndless 9 out of 10
    26 Sep 2014 Lovehoney Lifelike Eva Super Tight Pocket PussyLovehoney Lifelike Eva Super Tight Pocket Pussy Wow DreamOfTheEndless 10 out of 10
    17 Sep 2014 Lovehoney Silencer 6 Function USB Rechargeable Bullet VibratorLovehoney Silencer 6 Function USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator In her own words DreamOfTheEndless 8 out of 10
    12 Sep 2014 Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant 100ml I wasn't the only one leaking DreamOfTheEndless 8 out of 10
    29 Aug 2014 Tracey Cox Supersex Beginner's Soft Bondage KitTracey Cox Supersex Beginner's Soft Bondage Kit A naughty new dimension DreamOfTheEndless 8 out of 10
    17 Aug 2014 Fifty Shades of Grey Yours and Mine Vibrating Love RingFifty Shades of Grey Yours and Mine Vibrating Love Ring Fifty Shades of 'Wa-hey!'? DreamOfTheEndless 7 out of 10
    9 Aug 2014 Sportsheets Ostrich Feather TicklerSportsheets Ostrich Feather Tickler Birds of a feather DreamOfTheEndless 8 out of 10
    9 Aug 2014 Tracey Cox Supersex Multifunction Super Size Bullet VibratorTracey Cox Supersex Multifunction Super Size Bullet Vibrator Bite the bullet DreamOfTheEndless 7 out of 10
    31 Jul 2014 Spartacus Tweezer Adjustable Nipple ClampsSpartacus Tweezer Adjustable Nipple Clamps For the more experienced perhaps DreamOfTheEndless 5 out of 10
    26 Jul 2014 Clear FX Knapper Ultra Ribbed Male MasturbatorClear FX Knapper Ultra Ribbed Male Masturbator So disappointed DreamOfTheEndless 3 out of 10
    29 Jun 2014 Lovehoney Sensual Glass Galaxy DildoLovehoney Sensual Glass Galaxy Dildo Smooth and powerful DreamOfTheEndless 10 out of 10
    29 Jun 2014 Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet VibratorTracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator A must-have for every drawer DreamOfTheEndless 10 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    26 Apr 2020 Where are you from?
    Hello from an uncharacteristically sunny Central Scotland!
    Introduce Yourself
    26 Apr 2020 N ireland
    Hello and welcome! I’m not new but I’ve been away for a few years. Glad to see this place is still here. My very first girlfriend was from Bangor. I...
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    28 Mar 2016 Hi go easy on me im new to all this
    ...what did you order? :p
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    28 Mar 2016 Advice for death grip...help to resensitise him
    Ha ha ha. I can't believe this article isn't about Kung Fu. This site is so informative. Good luck with it. I'm sure the good...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Mar 2016 Christening the House
    We called ours 'Housey'. Wait. What?
    Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Mar 2016 Guilty pleasures?
    VioletWolf wrote: I love some of the kid's programmes more than the kids do! 😂 Ben & Holly is amazing!! Peppa is...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    28 Mar 2016 Guilty pleasures?
    Colonel Lube wrote: Life is to short to feel guilty for liking something. It's not a mission statement. It's a...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    28 Mar 2016 Not comfortable with BJs
    I agree with Spidercouple. To me, enthusiasm is more important than technique so if you're in two minds about it, you shouldn't have to. If you DO...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Mar 2016 Beards or no beard
    I need stubble. I look raw clean-shaven. Like uncooked chicken. Also, I find it useful for texture play. Gently scratching it down the inner thigh...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Mar 2016 Guilty pleasures?
    Ha ha ha. Although if I were left alone in the LH office...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    27 Mar 2016 Guilty pleasures?
    ...not sex, obviously. I think that has alreay been mentioned once or twice on here. :p I'm becoming distressingly tolerant of pop music as...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    27 Mar 2016 My wife won't let me cum in her mouth
    even eating sweeter things to lessen the taste, may not work. She may simply just not like it, it can actually be sexually off putting for some...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    27 Mar 2016 Back after break up
    Hello and welcome back. I'm terribly sorry to hear about your experience.
    Introduce Yourself
    27 Mar 2016 Flying solo
    Hello and welcome. It's difficult to suggest anything really without knowing a little about you: what you own, what you fancy, what kind of...
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    26 Mar 2016 New to it all <3
    Hello and a warm welcome to all the new people. :)
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    26 Mar 2016 Guys - do ou wear lingerie?
    I did this as an ill-considered surprise for the wife a few months ago.Wet-shaved my entire torso and put on some of her undewear. I can't...
    Lingerie & Clothing
    25 Mar 2016 Am I just completely messed up?
    I think the first thing you need to do is have a chat with your G.P. Might be something, might be nothing, but you don't sound happy and...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    4 May 2015 what side of the bed!
    I'm male and always sleep on the door side. My OH teases me that it's to protect her from bears, but to he fair, she has not yet been eaten...
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    1 May 2015 What's your favourite part of your body?
    My penis. Oh, to look at? Eyes then.
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    29 Apr 2015 Hello everyone!
    Hello to you both. I love your user pic. :)
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    Date Wishlist name Items
    30 Jul 2014 Sex Toy Testers 2

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