1. Clown Feet User Profile

    In a serious relationship and love her to bits. I also love rock and metal music, with a splash of goth and pop now and then. All my main interests revolve around music, guitars, gigs etc.
    I'm here because i like the main site and thought it would be interesting to start using the forums with my girlfriend :)

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    25 Jun 2011 Tracey Cox Supersex Beginner's Butt PlugTracey Cox Supersex Beginner's Butt Plug A first foray into back-door play Clown Feet 5 out of 10
    3 May 2011 We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot VibratorWe-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator A bedside essential Clown Feet 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    26 Feb 2013 Secret toy buying?
    I know in our relationship it was actually me who brought the idea up with my gf first. I had been wanting to buy her something for ages, mainly...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    17 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon.   Walking...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    17 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    17 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    17 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    What's black, bushy and found down school girl's knickers? Kevin Webster's moustache.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    16 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    One from my gran :P Short and thin won't stay in And doesn't make the babies But long and thick does the trick And satisfies the...
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    15 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    What's blue and full of Haribo? Kevin Webster's overalls.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    15 Feb 2013 Whats the Appeal of Gaping
    I'm all for people doing what they like together, if they have each others consent. Personally, the idea of looking up someones fartbox does...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    Yeah and that's what makes them funny :P Believe me, i know worse, lol.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    14 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    A man out walking his dog on the misty moors hears the sound of a young boy crying. He walks closer to the edge of a steep drop, where the voice...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    14 Feb 2013 Anyone know any good jokes?
    Did you hear about the man who wanted a sex change? He jumped off a cliff and landed with a fud
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    13 Feb 2013 Whats the Appeal of Gaping
    Somewhere to sit your Cola can if you're driving? I dunno.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    12 Feb 2013 Fragrances that put you in the mood
    Bacon, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Sex Tips & Talk
    5 Feb 2013 After 25 years of comdoms
    Janny wrote: The sensation for a man is definitely superior without. With an ex, she had a family history, so could not go on the...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Feb 2013 Interesting uses for sperm :P
    yeah, masks are a speciality :D
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Feb 2013 Interesting uses for sperm :P
    I'm sure i can come up with something :P
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Feb 2013 After 25 years of comdoms
    My OH bought a pack of mixed rubbers once but i was really struggling to come at times, then realised we had been using some kind of desensitising...
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    4 Feb 2013 After 25 years of comdoms
    I would worry about your spelling of "condom" too, if i was being honest with you :P
    Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Feb 2013 Interesting uses for sperm :P
    Avrielle_Aniko wrote: Lol! But seriously, for anyone who wants to believe that sperms is good for rejuvinating skin, you...
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    3 Feb 2013 New member looking for toy recommendations
    I'd recommend the We-Vibe. It has different settings on it so you can use it at a comfortable speed and build up a little at a time if she...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    9 Jun 2011 Stuff for us :) 13
    19 Jun 2011 Orgasm Army 0

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