1. cheer_up User Profile

    One of the upsides to my degree is I can casually drop the names of various political theorists into conversation and sound like a pretentious arse.
    I like films, books, and cider. Sex is pretty good too.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    19 Sep 2013 Rocks Off Little Cocky 7 Function Bullet VibratorRocks Off Little Cocky 7 Function Bullet Vibrator Buy it, just buy it cheer_up 10 out of 10
    22 Aug 2012 Spartacus Grabber Nipple Clamp and ChainSpartacus Grabber Nipple Clamp and Chain Pinchy Ouchers cheer_up 7 out of 10
    13 Jul 2012 Durex Play Little Devil Horn Cock RingDurex Play Little Devil Horn Cock Ring Apparently, the phrase 'willy tiara' is emasculating cheer_up 8 out of 10
    28 May 2012 BlueBella Eliza Satin Plunge BraBlueBella Eliza Satin Plunge Bra Too pretty to keep for best cheer_up 10 out of 10
    28 May 2012 BlueBella Eliza Satin BriefsBlueBella Eliza Satin Briefs Classy Party Pants cheer_up 10 out of 10
    28 Feb 2012 Swoon Drive Me Balmy Watermelon Orgasm Balm 7gSwoon Drive Me Balmy Watermelon Orgasm Balm 7g Caution: Do not use as a lip balm cheer_up 9 out of 10
    11 Feb 2012 Bondage Boutique Slim Riding Crop WhipBondage Boutique Slim Riding Crop Whip A lovely introduction cheer_up 10 out of 10
    10 Jan 2012 Pink Lipstick The Perfect Little Black DressPink Lipstick The Perfect Little Black Dress Does exactly what it says on the tin cheer_up 10 out of 10
    14 Nov 2011 Seven Til Midnight Some Like It Hot Chemise and ThongSeven Til Midnight Some Like It Hot Chemise and Thong A Disappointment cheer_up 2 out of 10
    19 Oct 2011 Baci Lingerie Sexy Schoolgirl Uniform CostumeBaci Lingerie Sexy Schoolgirl Uniform Costume Looks better on the floor cheer_up 3 out of 10
    6 Sep 2011 Crave Incoqnito Luxury Leather Handcuff BraceletCrave Incoqnito Luxury Leather Handcuff Bracelet Clap 'Em In... Leather? cheer_up 10 out of 10
    24 Aug 2011 Durex Play O Female Orgasm Gel 15mlDurex Play O Female Orgasm Gel 15ml He Walked Into A Door, Doctor... cheer_up 10 out of 10
    8 Aug 2011 Seven Til Midnight Venus Paisley Lace TeddySeven Til Midnight Venus Paisley Lace Teddy Probably wouldn't have fitted Boticelli's Venus cheer_up 9 out of 10
    18 Jul 2011 Pink Venus Pills 850mg (2 Capsules)Pink Venus Pills 850mg (2 Capsules) Warning: May Increase Arousal cheer_up 9 out of 10
    23 Jun 2011 Shag Factory Day Tripper Vibrating Love RingShag Factory Day Tripper Vibrating Love Ring Do I make you horny, baby? cheer_up 8 out of 10
    23 May 2011 Doc Johnson Lucid Curves Waterproof G-Spot VibratorDoc Johnson Lucid Curves Waterproof G-Spot Vibrator Bit of a chode cheer_up 5 out of 10
    23 May 2011 Durex Play Gel Lubricant with Aloe Vera 50mlDurex Play Gel Lubricant with Aloe Vera 50ml Er... It's a lube cheer_up 9 out of 10
    9 May 2011 Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof VibratorLovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator You never forget your first... cheer_up 9 out of 10
    8 Apr 2011 Baci Lingerie Halterneck Babydoll and Thong SetBaci Lingerie Halterneck Babydoll and Thong Set You get what you pay for cheer_up 5 out of 10
    17 Mar 2011 Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 10 Function Rabbit VibratorLovehoney Jessica Rabbit 10 Function Rabbit Vibrator Certainly does the job cheer_up 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    16 Mar 2014 What is your ideal body type/shape?
    I'm carrying an extra few (billion) pounds, but  I'm quite lucky in that no matter how much I gain, my waist remains pretty narrow....
    Sex Tips & Talk
    16 Mar 2014 Nipplegasms!
    Definitely real - I had one yesterday. They take a lot of time and I have to be pretty much climbing-the-walls horny to get there, but they're...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Mar 2014 To wax or not to wax?
    Hi Bethygrace :) I've had my ladygarden landscaped in the Hollywood style a few times, and it's definitely something I'd recommend...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    16 Feb 2014 Funny Street Names
    northern boy wrote: A shop in Manchester that sells ladies underwear,called BOTTOMLEYS In Plymouth an area called (i think) Penny cum...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    25 Sep 2013 What are YOU contemplating purchasing next?
    There are no words for how badly I want this: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28106
    Sex Toys
    15 Aug 2013 What cheered me up recently...
    Little Strummer Boy wrote: Geting out of hospital and the support from friends and colleagues while I was there. ...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    2 Aug 2013 What is your Sexy Feel Good Scent?
    On me, it's either Bright Crystal by Versace, or my current one is Feerie by Van Cleef and Arpels. I'm also a massive fan of So...? Kiss Me. On a guy,...
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    14 Jun 2013 Contraceptive options.
    Technically, it was different. My first was Implanon and my current one is Nexplanon, but they are essentially exactly the same product (made by the...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Jun 2013 Any ideas?
    Hi Matt, When you say you've tried 'most things', what do you mean? Have you tried a cockring, for example?  You could try...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Jun 2013 Contraceptive options.
    Hi Rowan, so happy things are going well for you and your family :) This may sound silly, but is there any chance you'd give the Implant...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Jun 2013 What cheered me up recently...
    Treated myself to some new music today. Including Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke, which has since been on repeat. It's actually not my...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Apr 2013 What cheered me up recently...
    Hey HT :) Been flicking through threads and so glad to see that everything is going well for you. You deserve it.
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    7 Apr 2013 What cheered me up recently...
    Realising that after some of the worst months of my life, I'm starting to feel human again without cracking into any meds. A small...
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    7 Nov 2012 New Lovehoney Lubes!
     Ooooh, snazzy! May have to invest in some for when I go home 
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    6 Nov 2012 What cheered me up recently...
     Finally getting internet back has improved my mood considerably, seeing as I have two uni deadlines coming up, both of which need to be uploaded...
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    27 Oct 2012 What cheered me up recently...
    Today, I was on Skype to Bit O' Fluff and the internet was actually decent, which cheered me up loads. But then I joked about him picking me up from...
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    27 Oct 2012 most sexually intense one night stands of your life
     I've had two proper one-night stands, and they were both absolutely pants. Like, cripplingly cringeingly awful. On the other hand, both of my...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Oct 2012 What cheered me up recently...
     Ah, it's so nice to post on this thread  Today, I have been cheered up by the group decision to go out drinking tonight, and the knowledge...
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    23 Oct 2012 Got a new fella, first one since having a kid and a shit relationship...advice needed!
    Cuddly Hubby wrote: I wonder whether the trick is to convince yourself first. Try on some of your outfits by yourself -- ideally in front of a...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    22 Oct 2012 Ronnie returns!
     Aww, Ronnie, your profile picture is adorable! So nice to see you back, my lovely. 
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    1 May 2011 Stuff what I want 5
    1 Aug 2013 Orgasm Army 0
    5 Mar 2014 Lingerie to buy 5

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