1. Briona87 User Profile

    I am a 33-year-old quiet, bookish and swotty virgin who has never been kissed and who is as unattractive as you can imagine. I have given up hoping to find a partner and have been trying to reconcile with the fact I am going to live out my days alone.

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    21 Apr 2017 Lovehoney Unwrap Me Purple Women's ThongLovehoney Unwrap Me Purple Women's Thong Bow Your Bum, Blow His Mind Briona87 9 out of 10
    10 Feb 2017 Lovehoney Plus Size Underwired Lace Triangle Bra & Crotchless Thong SetLovehoney Plus Size Underwired Lace Triangle Bra & Crotchless Thong Set A hit for me, but possibly a miss for different body shapes Briona87 10 out of 10
    26 Jan 2017 Lovehoney Be Mine Crotchless Heart Back Ruffle KnickersLovehoney Be Mine Crotchless Heart Back Ruffle Knickers Heartfelt aye Briona87 9 out of 10
    26 Jan 2017 Lovehoney Be Mine Crotchless Black Heart Back G-StringLovehoney Be Mine Crotchless Black Heart Back G-String A naughty lady with a black heart Briona87 9 out of 10
    2 Nov 2016 Lovehoney Turquoise Opaque Halterneck Mini DressLovehoney Turquoise Opaque Halterneck Mini Dress Terrific and Trendy Turquoise Briona87 10 out of 10
    24 Aug 2016 Lovehoney Spoil Me Satin Robe IvoryLovehoney Spoil Me Satin Robe Ivory Lovely and Comfortable Briona87 9 out of 10
    21 Apr 2016 Gossard VIP Amour Red Hot Brazilian BriefGossard VIP Amour Red Hot Brazilian Brief Red Hot Indeed Briona87 10 out of 10
    19 Apr 2016 Womanizer USB Rechargeable Clitoral StimulatorWomanizer USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Spectacular, Unique Experience Briona87 9 out of 10
    6 Apr 2016 Swoon Burning Desire Massage CandleSwoon Burning Desire Massage Candle A true treat for couples and singles alike Briona87 10 out of 10
    21 Mar 2016 Godemiche Adam-Bi Tie Bright Silicone Dildo 6 Inch PinkGodemiche Adam-Bi Tie Bright Silicone Dildo 6 Inch Pink Bright, Cheerful Fun Briona87 9 out of 10
    25 Jan 2016 Seven til Midnight Plus Size All-in-One Mini Dress and StockingsSeven til Midnight Plus Size All-in-One Mini Dress and Stockings Flattering for some, unbelievably depressing for others Briona87 4 out of 10
    25 Jan 2016 Lovehoney Fresh Toy & Body Wipes (25 Pack)Lovehoney Fresh Toy & Body Wipes (25 Pack) Great When You Want to Freshen up Briona87 8 out of 10
    30 Dec 2015 Escante Open Cup Fishnet Basque with GlovesEscante Open Cup Fishnet Basque with Gloves Saucy and Stylish Set with a Slight Snag Briona87 8 out of 10
    12 Nov 2015 Lovehoney Adore Me Lace & Microfibre Basque Set BlackLovehoney Adore Me Lace & Microfibre Basque Set Black Stunning Silhouette, Shame about the Cups Briona87 7 out of 10
    21 Oct 2015 Seven til Midnight Lace Up Satin and Lace Long GlovesSeven til Midnight Lace Up Satin and Lace Long Gloves Goth 'em up Briona87 9 out of 10
    13 Oct 2015 Lovehoney Flirty Indigo Blue Lace ThongLovehoney Flirty Indigo Blue Lace Thong Indulge in Indigo Briona87 10 out of 10
    13 Oct 2015 Lovehoney Flirty Indigo Blue Lace BoyshortLovehoney Flirty Indigo Blue Lace Boyshort Beautiful Blue Boyshorts Briona87 10 out of 10
    5 Oct 2015 Lovehoney Hot Date Remote Control Vibrating KnickersLovehoney Hot Date Remote Control Vibrating Knickers Hot, Sexy Treat Briona87 9 out of 10
    5 Oct 2015 Fun Factory Bouncer Jiggle Dildo with Suction CupFun Factory Bouncer Jiggle Dildo with Suction Cup Fun Factory Bouncer Jiggle Dildo Briona87 8 out of 10
    5 Oct 2015 Lovehoney Hot Massage RocksLovehoney Hot Massage Rocks Brilliant Massage Product, Even Singles Can Enjoy It Briona87 10 out of 10

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    20 Aug 2017 Past and presant members we miss 😕
    Thank you, Shadow, Louise, Terri and others. I occasionally go through the forum board but I now realize that trying to contribute to conversations...
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    28 Feb 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Ugh, I have just finish the most hellish (and dull, an overly complicated business contract) translation ever. I wish I could just switch off my...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    24 Feb 2017 Has my we-vibe tango got a fault?!
    How old is your Tango, Kinky? I have had this issue with two of mine, it seems to happen after about 6 month of daily use and charging, I guess it...
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    20 Feb 2017 It's always the quiet ones...
    I am quiet (unless I am asked to explain something people who see me as a walking encyclopedia need to know), and the older I am, the more I realise...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Feb 2017 What do people do with old toys etc?
    Seeing the idea of someone else using my old sex toys makes me deeply uncomfortable (to put it very mildly), I tend to do my best to make them...
    Sex Toys
    16 Feb 2017 What would you NOT buy on my wishlist?
    I would not buy this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34089, because role-play sounds like something that would make me feel totally...
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    12 Feb 2017 Deal of the Day
    I agree that this deal looks amazing. Seeing I've been saving up for a treadmill, I have ordered myself to behave and not cave in, though...
    Inside Lovehoney
    7 Feb 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    NatandTom wrote: The forum has been a bit dead for the past few days. Hope everyone is ok and it's just down to the rush of...
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    30 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Sum Sub wrote: Hi Bri, sounds intriguing,,,! I ani šíře it diesel. That's what happens when you type...
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    30 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Fun Louise wrote: Good evening all. Im really excited about my lovehoney purchase that should arrive tomorrow. I just hope...
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    30 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Hello! Never, ever submit any messages you have typed on your tablet with a Czech prediction mode on, the result is bound to make you look like...
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    27 Jan 2017 Lovehoney Lingerie - Expanding all the time
    The bridal range looks truly fabulous - being a lifelong single family virgin I am never getting married myself, but I am sure many ladies would...
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    27 Jan 2017 Last book you read/reading
    kittencub wrote: Maiaox wrote: Currently reading The Horse and his boy, its a book in the Narnia series I've...
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    12 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Sxleksaker wrote: My presentation was decent. I remembered everything that I was going to say but I talked a little too fast :(...
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    11 Jan 2017 Past and presant members we miss 😕
    I am glad to hear you are on the mend, Jess. Somehow I get this feeling all sorts of infections and illnesses (mostly respiratory ones) have been...
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    11 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Terri JJ wrote: RosyCheek wrote: Afternoon folks. There are flickers of snow today. Needless to say everyone seems...
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    9 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Zero sleep here as well, Shadow Collector. I have already taught two lessons today... what is worse is that some 40 minutes ago I took my antibiotic...
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    8 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Try facing -10 deg. Celsius and loads and loads of snow, Louise ❄
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    7 Jan 2017 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Four
    Nothing has been pleasant as of late (in other words, I really sympathize with you, Shadow Collector!) and moreover, I am unlikely to unfroze over...
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    28 Dec 2016 Who got what for Christmas and have you used it yet?
    I bought this (yeah, a selfish gift for myself!)  http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=36982 but I have not been able to use it...
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    Date Wishlist name Items
    3 Oct 2014 Sex Toy Testers 0
    5 Apr 2016 Frightfully Tempting 5

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