1. acoupleofwankers User Profile

    Our names are Lucy and Alex. We're a young horny couple in our 20's, lovers of sex toys, erotica, strong coffee and each other! Just married and just starting off in the sex blogging world! There's a link to our blog under our fav websites on here...

    Have been loyal customers of lovehoney for about 3 years now - they are definitely our go-to sex retailer. But thought we'd set up a new profile to go with the launch of our new blog.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    5 Aug 2012 Tantus Anaconda Silicone Realistic Dildo with HandleTantus Anaconda Silicone Realistic Dildo with Handle Review: Tantus Anaconda acoupleofwankers 5 out of 10
    28 Jun 2012 Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle Snow Pear & Cedarwood 150gLelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle Snow Pear & Cedarwood 150g Great subtle scented massage candle acoupleofwankers 9 out of 10
    5 May 2012 Lovehoney Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorLovehoney Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator This certainly makes me very happy acoupleofwankers 9 out of 10
    16 Apr 2012 Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Prostate Probe VibratorLovehoney Bionic Bullet Prostate Probe Vibrator Close but(t) no cigar... acoupleofwankers 3 out of 10
    7 Apr 2012 Lovehoney Powerful Pocket VibratorLovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator A cheap thrill acoupleofwankers 8 out of 10
    5 Apr 2012 Rascal Strapping Glass and Silicone Large Anal BeadsRascal Strapping Glass and Silicone Large Anal Beads Strap yourself in acoupleofwankers 9 out of 10
    1 Apr 2012 Kiss Me Deadly Van Doren 6 Strap Suspender BeltKiss Me Deadly Van Doren 6 Strap Suspender Belt Top quality, secure and sexy retro-glam suspender acoupleofwankers 10 out of 10
    31 Mar 2012 Lovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand VibratorLovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator Perfect for vibration junkies acoupleofwankers 10 out of 10
    29 Mar 2012 Tantus Acute Silicone DildoTantus Acute Silicone Dildo A (very) cute little dildo acoupleofwankers 10 out of 10
    22 Mar 2012 X10 Silicone Anal BeadsX10 Silicone Anal Beads X10 Silicone Anal Beads acoupleofwankers 4 out of 10
    17 Mar 2012 Pasante Female Condoms (3 Pack)Pasante Female Condoms (3 Pack) Good idea, but ugly and off-putting acoupleofwankers 1 out of 10
    15 Mar 2012 Mates Skyn Non Latex Condoms (12 Pack)Mates Skyn Non Latex Condoms (12 Pack) Why would you use anything else? acoupleofwankers 10 out of 10
    14 Mar 2012 Tantus Silk Large 6 Inch Silicone DildoTantus Silk Large 6 Inch Silicone Dildo An excellent option for pegging acoupleofwankers 10 out of 10
    13 Mar 2012 Fun Factory Bootie Butt PlugFun Factory Bootie Butt Plug Cool design and quality materials acoupleofwankers 6 out of 10
    13 Mar 2012 Sliquid H2O Original Glycerin & Paraben-Free Lubricant 125mlSliquid H2O Original Glycerin & Paraben-Free Lubricant 125ml An Absolute Essential acoupleofwankers 10 out of 10
    13 Mar 2012 Lovehoney Cosmos Orgasmic Glass Dildo 7.5 InchLovehoney Cosmos Orgasmic Glass Dildo 7.5 Inch Our first glass toy acoupleofwankers 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    10 Jul 2012 By the power of Oden!!!!!
      Laveila wrote: acoupleofwankers wrote: Laveila wrote: I have the Tiani. Its not the most powerful toy, to be honest. And also Lelo...
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    10 Jul 2012 oh my god oh my god
    Ork wrote: acoupleofwankers wrote: HandcuffedLover wrote: But according to some theories, if you believe in reincarnation then you live...
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    10 Jul 2012 oh my god oh my god
    HandcuffedLover wrote: But according to some theories, if you believe in reincarnation then you live first as a bloke, then as a woman, then as...
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    10 Jul 2012 By the power of Oden!!!!!
    Laveila wrote: I have the Tiani. Its not the most powerful toy, to be honest. And also Lelo recently released new versions of these, which are...
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    10 Jul 2012 smelly toys!
    The smell comes from a process known as degassing, where the volatile compounds contained within and produced by the material are released. There are...
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    10 Jul 2012 wands r us
    luckylesbo wrote: acoupleofwankers wrote: Though not having tried the standard, we can definitely recommend the deluxe! Alex.  Reading...
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    10 Jul 2012 Upgrading dildo
    liquidelephant wrote:  Haven't been on in a few months, but I bought the Tantus Silk Large and it doesn't disappoint!! A HUGE (literally)...
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    10 Jul 2012 wands r us
    Though not having tried the standard, we can definitely recommend the deluxe! Alex.
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    5 Jul 2012 Nipple Clamps.
    lickmadick wrote: MissTerryCleavage wrote: I have the suckers and they can be good, especially at making your nipples more erect for the clamps...
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    5 Jul 2012 G-Whizz
    Bad luck, I can sympathise though. I had something discontinued in my basket, and it disappeared out of there before I had finished browsing. And that...
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    5 Jul 2012 Help - Dildo suggestions......
    I agree with the above about rubber, silicone is just better and if you are investing the money in a sex machine you should buy a quality dildo to go...
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    5 Jul 2012 Male: First Time Anal Play
    Anal exploration advice almost invariably starts with explore with a finger, then two then small toy etc (working up to a penis if that is the goal,...
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    28 Jun 2012 Best and worst lubes
    MissBoo wrote:  I dont like the Durex lubes. They are sticky and dry out too quick. The cherry one really burns to bottom!! A feeling I can...
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    28 Jun 2012 Best and worst lubes
    Lovehoney - Hella wrote: I've taken to using Maximus for everything, it's so long lasting! :D Forgot to mention Maximus, absolute favourite...
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    28 Jun 2012 Best and worst lubes
    Just interested to hear what everybody's favourite and least favourite lubes are. There are a couple of brands we reckon are pretty awesome like...
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    22 Jun 2012 vibration patterns
    I tend not to like vibrations anywhere myself, with a couple of notable exceptions. Lucy virtually always goes for solely high constant with...
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    22 Jun 2012 Non-leather whip?
    laceandglitter wrote:  Thanks everybody! Yeah, it's mainly for ethical reasons that I'd rather not go for leather. I was planning to look at...
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    22 Jun 2012 what strap on?
    Hey! First off, you don't actually state in the post, but I am assuming from your profile that you are after a harness and dildo or combined to use...
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    21 Jun 2012 Marital Bliss
    fistinglover69 wrote:  we vibe 3 : ) best thing ever even if it is £100! expect long fab sex though and not a quickie I know...
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    21 Jun 2012 Marital Bliss
    laceandglitter wrote:  Couldn't help but read something on your list about 'The Pink and Blue Vegan Bondage Paddle'... I'm on the look...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    3 Mar 2012 Lucy's most wanted! 29
    11 Mar 2012 Alex's wished for 41
    12 Mar 2012 Sex Toy Testers 8

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