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  1. Women have you/Do you masturbate with any kind of vegetable?

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    jonathan_1982 [sign in to see picture]
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    I would love to watch my OH with a cucumber, thats dinner sorted for tonight! (if she is up for it)

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    Phoenix79 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've tried cucumber,courgettes, banana and carrots in the past with my OH-think my favourite is the courgette!

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    xxxxchelzsxxxx [sign in to see picture]
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    All the courgettes i eat are prickly on the sides (they are home grown)

    I have never used veg or fruit and i dont think i would to be honest!! Not my thing x

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    Vampyrewillow [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't think i would use a vegetable, i have enough vibrators and the like anyway!

    VW x

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    Despina Rose [sign in to see picture]
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    Vampyrewillow wrote:

    I don't think i would use a vegetable, i have enough vibrators and the like anyway!

    VW x

    And me, never used a vegetable. Not sure why I would want to lol

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    Phoenix79 [sign in to see picture]
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    we tried them before we discovered LH- the toy we had wasnt very good and hubby wanted to experiment!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    I certainly haven't but... Where do veggie sausages fit in all this?

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    I certainly haven't but... Where do veggie sausages fit in all this?

    Now is that cooked or un cooked?

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    Phoenix79 [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    I certainly haven't but... Where do veggie sausages fit in all this?

    hmmm dont think i've ever shagged a vegetarian...!lol

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Malteser81 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    I certainly haven't but... Where do veggie sausages fit in all this?

    Now is that cooked or un cooked?

    If you cook it, it obviously becomes a meat. *tut*

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Malteser81 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    I certainly haven't but... Where do veggie sausages fit in all this?

    Now is that cooked or un cooked?

    If you cook it, it obviously becomes a meat. *tut*

    Ummmmm no it doesnt lol..... meat is from an animal and a veggie sausages certainly dont I'm sure most vegetarians would be rather upset if they thought they did =S

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    I jest Malt!

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    xxxxchelzsxxxx [sign in to see picture]
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    personally.. i like abit of sausage! x

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    chipNroll [sign in to see picture]
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    I'd rather eat a sausage myself.

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    xxxxchelzsxxxx [sign in to see picture]
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    chipNroll wrote:

    I'd rather eat a sausage myself.

    Lol thats what i ment!!!

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    cindyxhoney [sign in to see picture]
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    There used to be a show on called Sex tips for girls or something similiar and it recommended to use a banana on yourself if you didn't have any toys. A girl I know tried it, however she like an idiot peeled the banana first before putting it inside herself.. It all broke up inside her and she got a urinary tract infection and randomly kept pissing herself...=/

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    Dirty Red Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    cindyxhoney wrote:

    There used to be a show on called Sex tips for girls or something similiar and it recommended to use a banana on yourself if you didn't have any toys. A girl I know tried it, however she like an idiot peeled the banana first before putting it inside herself.. It all broke up inside her and she got a urinary tract infection and randomly kept pissing herself...=/

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    cindyxhoney [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah =/ What I find most disturbing about it, is that she posted about it online and told everyone.. If I was stupid enough to do that, I just wouldn't tell anyone, and definitely wouldn't go outside. But she did... o__o;

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    cindyxhoney wrote:

    Yeah =/ What I find most disturbing about it, is that she posted about it online and told everyone.. If I was stupid enough to do that, I just wouldn't tell anyone, and definitely wouldn't go outside. But she did... o__o;

    And there was me think it was just another 'girl i know'/'friend' tried story!

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    cindyxhoney [sign in to see picture]
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    lol it definitely wasn't me! I have more brains, honest!

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