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  1. Women have you/Do you masturbate with any kind of vegetable?

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    dancin-queen wrote:

    i am a vegetable lover! i quiver just walking down the fruit and veg aisle at tesco. my fave is a butternut squash, stays hard and doesnt go floppy like a cucumber or banana

    Hey dancin-queen hands off those butternut squashes, l saw them first!!!!

    Tallboy

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Let you off though, good pick, and wish you all the best in the veggie aisle in the future!! ha ha.

    TB

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    tallboy247 wrote:

    dancin-queen wrote:

    i am a vegetable lover! i quiver just walking down the fruit and veg aisle at tesco. my fave is a butternut squash, stays hard and doesnt go floppy like a cucumber or banana

    Hey dancin-queen hands off those butternut squashes, l saw them first!!!!

    Tallboy

    All the Butternut Ss I've seen are huuuggeeee! Veggie respect from me!

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    tip is you stand it up the bigger end resting on the floor and lower yourself on it, heaven

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    Poggle [sign in to see picture]
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    Don't use veggies...but I have been to the loo after chopping chillis. Not advisable!! (in that order!)

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    Poggle wrote:

    Don't use veggies...but I have been to the loo after chopping chillis. Not advisable!! (in that order!)

    I've done that ever so slightly, washed my hands but didn't work... Scotch Bonnets, was stiiiiiinnnnngy! Ouch!

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    HAVE USED CARROT,BANNANA,CUCMBER AND INSERTED STRAWBERRIES,CHOCALATE INTO MY VAGINA

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    I have never done that, dont really wanna either

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    I have eaten strawberries and bannana from my wife amongst other things

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    When i was a lot younger I was so scared that having sex would hurt that I used to practice with carrots (un-cooked!!!) trying to widen myself before someone de-virginised me! x MC x

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    merry cherry wrote:

    When i was a lot younger I was so scared that having sex would hurt that I used to practice with carrots (un-cooked!!!) trying to widen myself before someone de-virginised me! x MC x

    The 'uncooked' bit made me laugh x

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    I hope you washed them MC!

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    LOVE wrote:

    HAVE USED CARROT,BANNANA,CUCMBER AND INSERTED STRAWBERRIES,CHOCALATE INTO MY VAGINA

    K THNX BI!

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    Tigerlilies wrote:

    LOVE wrote:

    HAVE USED CARROT,BANNANA,CUCMBER AND INSERTED STRAWBERRIES,CHOCALATE INTO MY VAGINA

    K THNX BI!

    The Strawberries and chocolate actually sounds pretty dangerous. I mean it can't be the easiest thing to get out of there.

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    Muz333 wrote:

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    LOVE wrote:

    HAVE USED CARROT,BANNANA,CUCMBER AND INSERTED STRAWBERRIES,CHOCALATE INTO MY VAGINA

    K THNX BI!

    The Strawberries and chocolate actually sounds pretty dangerous. I mean it can't be the easiest thing to get out of there.

    I've heard about things like that creating infections actually...

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    Columbus wrote:

    Muz333 wrote:

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    LOVE wrote:

    HAVE USED CARROT,BANNANA,CUCMBER AND INSERTED STRAWBERRIES,CHOCALATE INTO MY VAGINA

    K THNX BI!

    The Strawberries and chocolate actually sounds pretty dangerous. I mean it can't be the easiest thing to get out of there.

    I've heard about things like that creating infections actually...

    Sugar -even in fruit- might cause a yeast infection (just like glycerin). Especially to women who are prone to them. But I'm sure not all women are as sensitive (I know I am ).

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    2Wicked wrote:

    Columbus wrote:

    Muz333 wrote:

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    LOVE wrote:

    HAVE USED CARROT,BANNANA,CUCMBER AND INSERTED STRAWBERRIES,CHOCALATE INTO MY VAGINA

    K THNX BI!

    The Strawberries and chocolate actually sounds pretty dangerous. I mean it can't be the easiest thing to get out of there.

    I've heard about things like that creating infections actually...

    Sugar -even in fruit- might cause a yeast infection (just like glycerin). Especially to women who are prone to them. But I'm sure not all women are as sensitive (I know I am ).

    I'm always surprised how often it is in lubes.

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    Me too, but I think companies try to eliminate parabens & glycerin as much as possible lately, which is great. Unfortunately, glycerin seems to be a key ingredient mainly because it keeps the lube from drying too fast. At least that's what I was told.

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    WandA wrote:

    I hope you washed them MC!

    Oh yes and sometimes even peeled! made a lovely stew afterwards! Lol! x MC x

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    mmmmm always eluded me a bit why any woman would say look at a cucumber or stick of celery and say....'mmmm you know what.i bet that would feel great rammed up my foof'............

    or ....'i fancy a fruit salad lady garden party.......pass me the plums'..............?!?!??!?!

    id be concious of things like mushy bits of food and seeds getting stuck up there not to mention the look on your other halfs face if he ever caught you................lol.....i know mine would be scared for life.......lol

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