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  1. Women have you/Do you masturbate with any kind of vegetable?

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    I had a g/f long time ago who would allways tell me she would use a cucumber to masturbate,Not once did i ever see her do this because she said its her own thing,Shame i would of loved to see this,Without a doubt i would of eaten it straight after it came out,I asked her once how do you do it she said most of the time she would put a condom over it but when she was really horny she would give it a good clean wash and masturbate without putting a condom over it.

    So is it a popular for you women to do?Do you put a condom over it?

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Dont worry Redapple, im the same, afraid i havent tried it, although i do believe it is quite a common thing.

    x x x

    PS. Redapple your pic is awesome ^_^

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    It's still a funky pic ^_^

    And dont be silly! I'd love to see a avatar of you redapple :)

    Why not try a carrot as a starter?? :-P

    x x x

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Use a condom, so you dont get impregnanted with baby carrots ;)

    x x x

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    kryptonite [sign in to see picture]
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    that made me laugh morbidia =) x

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    Vanquish [sign in to see picture]
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    LOL! I've got this image of a daddy carrot impatiently waiting outside the delivery room on his babies then they bring out little cucumbers!


    My mind is so damn weird, lol.

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Ah, im pleased i could cheer all of yer evenings up ^_^

    And i think if i had to choose between orange and green babies, i'd defo go for the green ones, i prefer green, hehe ^_^

    x x x

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    diamonds [sign in to see picture]
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    nope and tbh i dont think id like to. have had a mate though who told me she's used a cucumeber and more then once :-|

    and m you really made this thread make me smile! :-D *hugs*

    Dxx

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Aww, i'm pleased it made you smile D *big hugs!!!*

    Hope everythings going ok in your life at the mo, email me soon to let me know how you're doing ;)

    x x x

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    Sorry not for me
    Morbidia you did make me laugh tho:)

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Woo!!! Im certain this is the most amount of people i've made laugh, EVER!!! ^_^ yay me!

    x x x

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    grboy202 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry although this is for women i just want to say that i have use quite a few veggies for playing! One advise, wash them very very very well before!!!

    grboy

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    i've never used vegetables either, but as has been said washing them and using a condom helps

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    Emma37 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've had Sex with a cucumber, it was about 15 years ago I was going out with a guy who loved inserting weird things in my vagina, he also loved me to insert chocolate bars and he'd eat them out of me (very messy).

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    secretseductress [sign in to see picture]
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    i've used a carrot but i wouldn't recommend it, and a cucumber and a banana lol

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    Emma37 [sign in to see picture]
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    secretseductress wrote:

    i've used a carrot but i wouldn't recommend it, and a cucumber and a banana lol

    I was getting worried I was the only one

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    grboy202 wrote:

    Sorry although this is for women i just want to say that i have use quite a few veggies for playing! One advise, wash them very very very well before!!!

    grboy

    All around to grboy's for dinner!!!

    SG69 x

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    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    grboy202 wrote:

    Sorry although this is for women i just want to say that i have use quite a few veggies for playing! One advise, wash them very very very well before!!!

    grboy

    All around to grboy's for dinner!!!

    SG69

    mmmmm. veggie casserole!!!

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    poppy904 wrote:

    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    grboy202 wrote:

    Sorry although this is for women i just want to say that i have use quite a few veggies for playing! One advise, wash them very very very well before!!!

    grboy

    All around to grboy's for dinner!!!

    SG69

    mmmmm. veggie casserole!!!

    More like veggie casser-hole me thinks!

    SG69 x

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    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    poppy904 wrote:

    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    grboy202 wrote:

    Sorry although this is for women i just want to say that i have use quite a few veggies for playing! One advise, wash them very very very well before!!!

    grboy

    All around to grboy's for dinner!!!

    SG69

    mmmmm. veggie casserole!!!

    More like veggie casser-hole me thinks!

    SG69 x

    thats so wrong and yet so right!!! x

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