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  1. You know you've got too many sex toys when...

    Cuddly Hubby [sign in to see picture]
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    ... when I have to get out my tool box (my other one!) to construct a new storage space for them.

    My wife and I now have a couple of sock drawers that don't contain many socks, and which a Bond villain would be proud of in terms of concealed capabilities.

    fizzy [sign in to see picture]
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    Ms HKM wrote:

    .... when you wonder if your rabbit will do a better job at whipping cream than your electric whisk

    i love this one!

    boing-boing [sign in to see picture]
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    When you spend most of the time cruising the internet for large scale storage systems and yet you still buy more toys...

    jackador123 [sign in to see picture]
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    - when you've exhausted all the secret nooks and crankies in your house

    redjellybean [sign in to see picture]
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    ... when you've run out of space to store them in your house, so instead stash them in your car, handbag, office drawers...

    Naughty_S [sign in to see picture]
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    When you can't walk a step in your bedroom without tripping over a bullet vibrator or jumbo anal beads.

    When you own more sex toys than shoes.

    randubugger [sign in to see picture]
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    when u need to empty out a cuboard just fro all the batteries and chargers

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