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  1. Hiding toys from your parents :)

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
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    CaptainMeow a couple of weeks ago I left a butt plug, rabbit and wand to dry on the bathroom windowsill and my mum came around for tea! I completely forgot they were there until after she had gone.
    She hasn't mentioned them but she must have spotted them. A giant purple rabbit doesn't exactly blend in with my bathroom décor!

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    Banannabelsplit [sign in to see picture]
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    When I go home for the summer, I'm going to buy a big lockable bag and keep it under my bed. But I might keep the smaller stuff in my underwear drawer.

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
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    The cases they do on here a fab.

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    captainmeow [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha! Your mom's a real sport NN, good for you both!

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    Lari42 [sign in to see picture]
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    My choice to hide the toys is usually a lockable suitcase, between all the clothes!

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    Bexy [sign in to see picture]
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    My mum once helped clean my house after I'd had an operation. It was only after she'd left that I realised she put some clothes away and probably saw the empty and unmistakable packaging of a large suction dildo and a vibrating butt plug that I'd omitted to throw away. She never said anything though!

    It's probably not as bad as my sister experienced though. She'd moved home temporarily and after she'd moved back out, our dad had a big clear out and sent her a picture of her vibrator asking if she wanted it back! 😳😳😳

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    Lil_MissNaughty [sign in to see picture]
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    I now hide my biger vibes in a pretty decorative box in my bedside cupboard, although I do have a LH Basics Egg and some lube in an open basket on the shelf section of the unit.

    My most embarassing incident happened when we moved house: we couldn't move all the furniture in one go so my hubby went back and with help from my mum and sister cleared out the rest of our things. I'd not packed my bedside cabinet contents and thought hubby would do it, but no, he said my mum did it which meant she'd have seem the large rabbit vibe I had

    She didn't say anything but I felt awkward when I next spoke to her!

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
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    Bexy wrote:

    My mum once helped clean my house after I'd had an operation. It was only after she'd left that I realised she put some clothes away and probably saw the empty and unmistakable packaging of a large suction dildo and a vibrating butt plug that I'd omitted to throw away. She never said anything though!

    It's probably not as bad as my sister experienced though. She'd moved home temporarily and after she'd moved back out, our dad had a big clear out and sent her a picture of her vibrator asking if she wanted it back! 😳😳😳

    OMG!!! I'd die

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    Not an issue from parents and kids are too short and innocent to think of what we keep in the top box however.

    A couple year's ago we went to see The War of The World's and my parents sat for the kids & stayed in our room as we would he home very late, needless to say we were VERY thorough to ensure everything was away, I think the toys went temporarily into a rucksack and then hidden in the attic short term, just in case!

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    NaughtyNerd wrote:

    CaptainMeow a couple of weeks ago I left a butt plug, rabbit and wand to dry on the bathroom windowsill and my mum came around for tea! I completely forgot they were there until after she had gone.
    She hasn't mentioned them but she must have spotted them. A giant purple rabbit doesn't exactly blend in with my bathroom décor!

    Haha thats funny

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    I live alone, but my parents are up for Christmas (not staying in my flat mind). Most of the toys are kept in a box under my bedside table, but I'm trying to figure out where to put the kitty play stuff (tails/ears). I have them hung up at the moment around the flat just so they don't get damaged, but I think some temporary boxes might be in order.

    I've left vibes in the bathroom drying and a flogger on the dining table when people have come over and they've not said a word though. Top notch friends I have ;D

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    TSEliotsCat wrote:

    I live alone, but my parents are up for Christmas (not staying in my flat mind). Most of the toys are kept in a box under my bedside table, but I'm trying to figure out where to put the kitty play stuff (tails/ears). I have them hung up at the moment around the flat just so they don't get damaged, but I think some temporary boxes might be in order.

    I've left vibes in the bathroom drying and a flogger on the dining table when people have come over and they've not said a word though. Top notch friends I have ;D

    A favorite hidding place from the Missus particularly around xmas is inide clothes that are hung in the warddrobe. Those tails could easily be slip up the sleeve of a jackey and hung onto the armpit.

    Just do the surgeons trick of counting items used (hidden) and the count the recovered after use and made sure they tally up. You don't want to be somewhere and pull out a prostate massager, handcuffs, dildo etc etc just at the moment where it becomes an ahem - difficult situation

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    Mr Cheeky Monkey [sign in to see picture]
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    Going slightly off topic - Why a handbag is never a good place to keep a sex toy

    I worked in a police custody unit for a number of years and any arrestee had to be searched on entering custody.

    On one occasion a young lady was having her handbag searched by a colleague who then turned to the sergeant asking loudly "Whats this?" whilst holding up a large black buttplug!

    Three people went rather red in the face

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    I play the trombone, the trombone case was great for transporting toys to and from uni. The longest toy went up the bell of the trombone. Always keep the batteries out of the toys though! Doesn't help with hiding them from your parents so much but some times the best places are the weirdest ones.

    Oh and make sure you've got all the toys out before the next rehearsal. This one time at band camp....

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    william1987 [sign in to see picture]
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    When i was living at home i Once i left some sex toy cleaner in the bathroom buy mistake after clesnig my stroker, my parents must of seen it but never said anything.... few

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    PinkPolkaDot wrote:

    QueenC wrote:

    Slightly off-topic, but how does everyone living with parents or in a shared house go about getting deliveries?

    I've moved back home and have been too scared to get a delivery since! My family are really nosey and would want to know whats in the box, and I'm not really good at telling lies!

    You can select LH to deliver to your nearest post office and pick when convenient for you. no need to worry about who will answer the door.

    When I was in my student house, the grumpy postman tried to shove one of my deliverys through the letterbox. It got stuck, broke the letterbox and I got pretty embarrased when my 3 housemates (I was the only girl...) suggested cutting the enveloped and taking the things out that way.

    Any suggestions? :)

    My mum and sister are very nosy, but I used to buy loads of things on ebay so they think its that. I'd recommend saying its books or clothes or maybe make up?

    Envelopes and boxes get delivered separately and the postman usually leaves the boxes outside without knocking so I always try to sneak them upstairs without anyone seeing. You could maybe ask the postman to do the same? If there's any parcels for you, just ask him to leave them outside (if you have a suitable place) without knocking so no one knows you have had a delivery. You can then sneak outside and take it into your room without anyone seeing anything. Depends what your postman is like though

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    cobra1987 [sign in to see picture]
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    I would say put in small suitcase first but cloths or towel at the bottom in the middle put all sex toys then put towel on top that and then lock it up padlock. I sorry if this was not help full?

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    afrodan wrote:

    I play the trombone, the trombone case was great for transporting toys to and from uni. The longest toy went up the bell of the trombone. Always keep the batteries out of the toys though! Doesn't help with hiding them from your parents so much but some times the best places are the weirdest ones.

    Oh and make sure you've got all the toys out before the next rehearsal. This one time at band camp....

    Ha haaa! Love it!

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