• Ass 2 Mouth

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    dirty dogg [sign in to see picture]
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    My girlfriend and I are keen to try some A2M. There are a few douches on this site that look good for cleaning. Will a douche make it clean enough? She doesn't want to be able to taste anything nasty so need it to be sqeaky clean! They lap it up in the porn movies we own so whatever they are using we want!

    Has anyone on here tried A2M? If so what did you use before hand? What's your verdict on it? And would you do it again?

    Any help appreciated!

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    Hi D Dog,

    dont take this as a criticism, but i cant understand anyone wanting to stick there c---k up an arse and then expect there girlfriend to suck it, even if it is her arse, let alone kissing her after it, dont get me wrong ive happily let my tounge slip slowly from her clit and keep going till ive licked her arse, but thats by choice and i know it turned her on, but actual penitration and then getting her to suck it, is in my opinion abit to far.

    Plus the type of person that watches and gets excited by that and then wants todo it doesnt come accross as having much respect for their partner!!!

    Sorry if that was abit heavy, and i hope that doesnt offend anyone on here that might have done it, its just a personal view.

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    I reckon you should have a REALLY good clean first. use as anal douche repeatedly until the water comes out clear and make sure you use a bit of lubricant to get the douche in as far as possible. do this repeatedly some time before you get to work to make sure all the liquid is completely expelled. and maybe if she is squeamish about it consider using a flavoured lubricant? just to make u both feel a bit more comfortable. but really clean clean CLEAN!! and if your really worried dont penetrate too far first of all cos the further in you go the harder it is to clean so just do it step by step and see what works.

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    As the Body digests your food a tiny amount works its way into your bowls constantly until you have sufficient amount to pass the next sustance entering could be within seconds of you Douching!!

    You can shove a fire hidrant up you arse if you like, but one minute later the body will drop a little tiny parcel into your dirt box, so dont be fooled into thinking its Mr Pledge, all shiney and bright in there.

    And to suggest you can stick some flavourings up your arse proves its not clean, coz if it was you wouldnt bother!!!

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    Havent tried it, dont want to

    i like anal but anything thats been up there goes nowhere else, including the OH

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    i've never personally done it but i agree with sexelle, each to their own! not for anyone to judge really. have u not seen those weird japanese porn films with watermelons and excrement...makes me shudder but obviously someone out there enjoys them! and flavoured lubricant is there for a reason, to improve oral for the giver and it can help someone who is not always keen to overcome that so i think now more than ever is a time to use it if ur gonna do that! people who wash do use flavoured lubricant just in regular oral, !

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    @ kitty - Thanks very much for your help! Is it best to use the douche in the shower? Is there any you recommend from this site? I like the idea of the flavoured lubricant, we hadn't thought of that. Does the douche make it clean enough or do you think an enema would be required? Thanks once again Kitty - your'e a star!

    @ Bunny - Thank you for your opinion as well! It was actually my girlfriend's idea to try it. We are both very open minded people when it comes to sex who are generally up for trying most things before we form an opinion on them. Your comment about not having respect is very subjective. We are into bondage and S&M and as my girlfriend likes to play the submissive role she thought that this would be a good act to try out. So how does trying this out mean that I do not respect her? And as you said, in your opinion it is a bit too far - but that is your opinion, if we all liked the same thing the world would be a pretty boring place. If my girlfriend and I want to try something new that we are both agreeing to then why shouldn't we?

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    Well done Carly for keeping things on the right track and offering the appropriate advice,

    As said the world would be boring if we all liked the same things, can you imagine a world full of Leonard Cohen fans!!!

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    Hi Dirty dogg

    Dont let me stop you, as i said, each to there own, if shes totaly up for it then go for it, as i said this was only an opinion and as for the respect thing, its fine to do what you like, when you like, if she doesnt mind taking the chance on getting shit in her mouth and you dont mnd her taking the same chance then you have a mutual respect for each other that shouldnt come into question, my opinion would be different if it was your idea

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    excellent advice from carly i'd say! and if you really are that into it and want to make sure then i think that this is the best way to go, cos surely any amount of initial work would only make the result more satisfying. and better to be safe than sorry. hope everything goes smoothly for you!

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    Bunny wrote:

    Hi Dirty dogg

    Dont let me stop you, as i said, each to there own, if shes totaly up for it then go for it, as i said this was only an opinion and as for the respect thing, its fine to do what you like, when you like, if she doesnt mind taking the chance on getting shit in her mouth and you dont mnd her taking the same chance then you have a mutual respect for each other that shouldnt come into question, my opinion would be different if it was your idea

    Ease up a bit, Bunny, you have like five posts in this one thread expressing your distaste for A2M. We're supposed to be a supportive community here - if something's not to your taste, just move on to another thread.

    Dirty Dogg has said that BOTH he and his gf want to try it... and she's not taking the chance on 'getting shit in her mouth' - I'm pretty sure that if his cock comes out with shit on it, they'll clean it before she sucks it.

    Anyway, that's off topic... advice-wise, Carly, as always, has hit the nail on the head!

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    shellyboo wrote:

    Ease up a bit, Bunny, you have like five posts in this one thread expressing your distaste for A2M. We're supposed to be a supportive community here - if something's not to your taste, just move on to another thread.


    Well said shellyboo! and thank you for being supportive!

    @ Carly - Thank you for the link! This is something we are going to look into as we want it to be as clean as possible

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    Hi shellyboo

    ive posted an opinion to dirty dog and hes replied and i made it quite clear that i respect his opinion, if you have a problem with people expressing an opinion and also opening debate so that we all understand what and why people like the things they do then i think you are the one who should move on.

    If you cant show an opinion without being rude to others its sad for the site and no point having threads if you only want people that agree with you to comment

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    Bunny wrote:

    If you cant show an opinion without being rude to others its sad for the site and no point having threads if you only want people that agree with you to comment

    My point exactly... you expressed your opinion, there was no need to post it over and over. In my opinion, that's rude. Fair enough, disagree, but you basically hijacked the thread posting only criticism and no helpful commentary. He wasn't asking anyone whether a2m is ok, he was asking on the best way to do it. For you to come on and post five replies basically saying it's disgusting and that he was disrespecting his gf is rude and offputting, considering he's a new poster.

    Like I said, we're supposed to be a supportive community - of course everyone is entitled to their opinion, but this is meant to be a safe environment for people to express and discuss their sexual quirks without being judged - which is what you were doing. If we weren't all open-minded, this site wouldn't even exist.

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    I take it from reading the comments no-one has tried A2M?

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    dirty dogg wrote:

    I take it from reading the comments no-one has tried A2M?

    I have, once, accidentally! There was anal, and then there was oral, and it was only after it was in my mouth that I'd remembered where it had been. And, for the record, I hadn't used a douche and my partner's penis was clean - apart from some lube!

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    shellyboo wrote:

    dirty dogg wrote:

    I take it from reading the comments no-one has tried A2M?

    I have, once, accidentally! There was anal, and then there was oral, and it was only after it was in my mouth that I'd remembered where it had been. And, for the record, I hadn't used a douche and my partner's penis was clean - apart from some lube!

    After you realised where it had been did you both freak out or did you both like it?

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    dirty dogg wrote:

    After you realised where it had been did you both freak out or did you both like it?

    We didn't freak out no! To be fair, I think he knew exactly what he was doing, lol :) We were very, very experimental as a couple, so I didn't freak out... it looked clean enough and it just tasted like lube so beyond the idea of where it had been there was nothing for me to freak out over.

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    shellyboo wrote:

    We didn't freak out no! To be fair, I think he knew exactly what he was doing, lol :) We were very, very experimental as a couple, so I didn't freak out... it looked clean enough and it just tasted like lube so beyond the idea of where it had been there was nothing for me to freak out over.

    lol, cheeky boyfriend! So if it was clean and just tasted of lube would you do it again without using anything like a professional enema like the one Carly posted?

    When my girlfriend and I have had anal or use anal toys my cock/the toys is/are always clean afterwards so just wandering whether we would get away with just using a douche as you didn't seem to have any problems and you didn't use anything before hand?

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    dirty dogg wrote:

    lol, cheeky boyfriend! So if it was clean and just tasted of lube would you do it again without using anything like a professional enema like the one Carly posted?

    When my girlfriend and I have had anal or use anal toys my cock/the toys is/are always clean afterwards so just wandering whether we would get away with just using a douche as you didn't seem to have any problems and you didn't use anything before hand?

    I would do it again, yeah... but my new bf isn't into anal so I doubt I'll be asked to! He'd be of Bunny's opinion

    I would think that as long as your gf doesn't mind, that you could get away without using a douche. However, since it's her that will be doing the actual a2m, you have to go with whatever she wants. If she'd be more comfortable with you using a douche, use a douche. If she's not fussed, then don't! However, if she's in any way wary or squeamish or easily put off, I'd use one just in case, since one bad experience could put her off forever!

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