Much as I hate to admit this, I am floundering in a sea of ignorance and don't know what to do!
The lovely Alice has sent a sex toy out for me to test, and I have no experience to draw on.
It's a double dildo.
What are you supposed to do with one, assuming you don't have a couple of handy lesbians tucked away in your wardrobe (I don't, by the way!) - it's just me and Mrs Monster. So, how do we use it? How do we rate it? Is there anything we definitely shouldn't try with one?