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  1. Alternate uses for sex toys?

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    sharry [sign in to see picture]
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    Anyone got any novel uses for sex toys?

    Maybe using a but plug as a dibber in the garden?

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    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
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    Rather than use your electric toothbrush as a toy, why not strap a toothbrush to your vibrator to create an electric toothbrush?

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    sharry [sign in to see picture]
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    Squeeky clean!!

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    toycar69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Gyrator53 [sign in to see picture]
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    I use Pjur Original silicone lube to lubricate the door-seal rubbers on my car - works far better than the Halfords stuff.

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    Mistress D [sign in to see picture]
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    I wear mine out before i get to the stage of alternative use!

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    katmiaow [sign in to see picture]
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    anything with a suction cup= towel hook

    any beautiful sex toys= ART!

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Metal dildo's. . . .hammer, door stop, steak tenderising or as a cosh for battering the shit out of burglars!

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    toycar69 [sign in to see picture]
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    shame, Hella!

    What about this for just scaring them away instead?

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7940

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    sharry [sign in to see picture]
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    toycar69 wrote:

    shame, Hella!

    What about this for just scaring them away instead?

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7940

    Bad hair day?

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    hustla [sign in to see picture]
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    a rabbit as a a cake mixer thing.I dont know if its possible

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    BashfulBabe [sign in to see picture]
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    Think I mentioned a while back about a friend who had a "designer milk frother", which was really just a metallic-looking vibe (horrors of moving back in with parents and having them help unpack without leaving enough time to come up with good excuses!). Thankful I never had a cappucino in that house.

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    Kooky [sign in to see picture]
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    WeVibe - large paper-clip.

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    Doug [sign in to see picture]
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    silicon lube, to make a slip and slide extra slippy

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    Genie [sign in to see picture]
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    Rabbit vibrator- jewellery holder?

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    Kooky [sign in to see picture]
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    Flogger - to chase away the flies.

    Old stockings with holes - bondage.

    Nipple clamps - ear-rings (the pretty ones).

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    JakeH [sign in to see picture]
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    I've used silicone lube to stop drawers squeaking, and I'm sure other lube/toys for other things - I just can't think of any!

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    LuciousLips [sign in to see picture]
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    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=21352

    We have this on show all the time in the living room,to go with our other ornaments.

    It does get used for it's intended use too.

    I will post a picture next week

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    Dirty Red Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    Metal dildo's. . . .hammer, door stop, steak tenderising or as a cosh for battering the shit out of burglars!

    Lovehoney - Hella Rouge wrote:

    Lovehoney does not advocate the battering of shit out of people... burglars or not :p Hehe. x

    HA HA HA

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    sharry [sign in to see picture]
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    Gyrator53 wrote:

    I use Pjur Original silicone lube to lubricate the door-seal rubbers on my car - works far better than the Halfords stuff.

    I'll have to try that, car boot door is very stiff (no pun intended!)

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