1. Sex toys stolen

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    Kane_690 [sign in to see picture]
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    My car got broken in to at the week end. It had my bag of sex toys me and my fiancé use in it. I’m so sad over this tragic news and so is my partner. I hope the people who took them suffer a tragic sex life haha

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    MrandMrs_L [sign in to see picture]
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    That’s actually crazy! Bet they got a shock when they opened the bag!! Gheeze! Jokes aside, hope you’re okay.

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    Knight1119 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry to hear that Kane, best wishes.

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    HunnyMonster29 [sign in to see picture]
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    The monsters! Take my money, take my jewelery but leave my sex toys alone!

    I hope these crooks get what's coming to them and you can replace your toys. So sorry to hear this. 

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    Mrs.John [sign in to see picture]
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    Firstly sorry to hear what happened horrible experience. Secondly did you have to give the police a description of items taken!?

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    MrandMrs_L [sign in to see picture]
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    Mrs.John 🙈🤣

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Well at least they can go and *F* themselves! Hope your OK though 😘

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    K&c30's [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi and welcome to the forums. What a nightmare. I am sure they got more than they bargained for when they open the bag.

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    Bunnybomb2015 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry but I’d of loved to see their faces when they opened the bag 😂 but I hope you can replace them soon! I think I’d of cried if someone stole mine, I hope they get what’s coming to them!

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    Ahh that sucks!! Hope the car is not too damaged and that payday brings more toys to you both!!

    I bet they thought they’d hit the jackpot until they realised they’d stolen used sex toys, this thread has just reminded me of an old thread I read about when Lovehoney had a bunch of used stuff stolen once. I just hope they never sold them to anyone else 😆

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    Mrs.John [sign in to see picture]
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    MrandMrs_L wrote:

    Mrs.John 🙈🤣

    sorry!! couldn't help myself 😂 "well officer there was a 12" dong, realistic vagina and a tonne of lube!!"
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    maximum turnip [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry to hear what happened, but I do find it slightly amusing that you're more upset about the sex toys than losing the car 😂.

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