1. Dog running around with sex toys

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    Kevkris [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi anyone else have the problem with the 🐕 coming downstairs in the living room with a toy in it mouth

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    4Uonly [sign in to see picture]
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    So funny really. Must be a cute pet dog.
    No coz I don't have pets now. Even in the past when I had my German Shepherd and Dalmatian, they are not allowed to enter the rooms in the upper level..

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    Lovehoney - Sparkle [sign in to see picture]
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    Hahahaha the dogs at work do this often!

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    LadySpider [sign in to see picture]
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    Yup - we have to make sure all ours are shut in a drawer that our Beagle can't open (she can open any drawer with a handle!!) she ate my Tracey Cox Rabbit Ears vibe the day after I got it... I'd only had a couple of goes with it too!

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    halfupdownmary [sign in to see picture]
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    This would be my worst nightmare! I can imagine them buried in the garden!! I will have to make sure mine are always put away, thankfully the dog isn't allowed upstairs!

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    Kevkris [sign in to see picture]
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    Lucky are son said the 🐕 is walking around with a long finger in her mouth lol 😂

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    The sex toy or dog toy quiz needs to be refound. I can't remember where it was posted.... Will try and look later.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    My Mother once played fetch with my dog with my double ended dildo. She came round to let him out while I was out for the day. I'd washed the dildo and forgotten to put it upstairs so she found it on the breakfast bar and thought it was his new toy ! Lol

    My lovely dildo was covered in teeth marks.......and they weren't mine ! xx

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    Phoebe Buffay-The legend Of All Phalanges [sign in to see picture]
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    A friend's dog came out with one of her BBC toy wedged in his mouth and my friend was understandably embarassed but i just made a light joke & said "look at that,your dog has a boner" and we just laughed out loud.Bless her heart❤😄

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    нинаnin [sign in to see picture]
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    Terri JJ wrote:

    My Mother once played fetch with my dog with my double ended dildo. She came round to let him out while I was out for the day. I'd washed the dildo and forgotten to put it upstairs so she found it on the breakfast bar and thought it was his new toy ! Lol

    Ha. I love this story.

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    DannyB1504 [sign in to see picture]
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    Luckily I have 2 cats but I have caught one of them sniffing my Fleshlight that I left in the bathroom to dry! She wasn’t very impressed haha

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